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Default Re: Free Menstra homes - 01-23-2011, 05:13 PM

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Sisters of Landover, it has come to may attention that many of you have little or no place to go during your unclean time. Granted the men really do not want you around during your nasty time, can you blame us? Never the less I feel that I must do something to help. I see no reason that you should have to stay in tents, under tarps or in shabby shacks with out heat and running water. Through my foundation "DFAC", I have arranged for a modest little place to be built on your husbands property. Or your own property if you are not wed. They all will have a modest ladies room, heat and a small kitchenette. For any family making under $ 250,000 dollars a year its my gift to them.All single Sisters are prequalified. I have 3 different models to choose from. Contact my assistant Sister Lycia for more details. YIC James Dewitt

Wow that is just wonderful that you would do something like that Brother James! I am unfortunate enough to not have one myself. I just lock myself up in the bathroom, because I do not want to infect the other people in my building during that time. If I had my own Menstra home I would be able to save a lot of people from myself in my unclean time.
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Default Re: Free Menstra homes - 01-24-2011, 04:38 PM

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Sisters of Landover, it has come to may attention that many of you have little or no place to go during your unclean time. Granted the men really do not want you around during your nasty time, can you blame us? Never the less I feel that I must do something to help. I see no reason that you should have to stay in tents, under tarps or in shabby shacks with out heat and running water. Through my foundation "DFAC", I have arranged for a modest little place to be built on your husbands property. Or your own property if you are not wed. They all will have a modest ladies room, heat and a small kitchenette. For any family making under $ 250,000 dollars a year its my gift to them.All single Sisters are prequalified. I have 3 different models to choose from. Contact my assistant Sister Lycia for more details. YIC James Dewitt
Wow that is just wonderful that you would do something like that Brother James! I am unfortunate enough to not have one myself. I just lock myself up in the bathroom, because I do not want to infect the other people in my building during that time. If I had my own Menstra home I would be able to save a lot of people from myself in my unclean time.
Just curious, but you stated you lived in an apartment complex. Exactly where would you put your Menstra Hut if Bro James were so generous as to give you one? Is there a woods in back of the parking lot?


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Default Re: Free Menstra homes - 01-24-2011, 10:15 PM

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Just curious, but you stated you lived in an apartment complex. Exactly where would you put your Menstra Hut if Bro James were so generous as to give you one? Is there a woods in back of the parking lot?

Yes, there is a lovely path of unused woods behind my building. Not many people go back there anymore so it would be the perfect place to build one, far from people, but not too far.
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Default Re: Free Menstra homes - 01-24-2011, 10:36 PM

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Just curious, but you stated you lived in an apartment complex. Exactly where would you put your Menstra Hut if Bro James were so generous as to give you one? Is there a woods in back of the parking lot?
You know, that's a really good point. Before I was married I lived in an apartment complex in the center of town. I had a storage room, I guess I could have used that. Or put an ice fishing tent out on the balcony. Those aren't really made to be slept in though.


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Default Re: Free Menstra homes - 01-24-2011, 10:45 PM

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You know, that's a really good point. Before I was married I lived in an apartment complex in the center of town. I had a storage room, I guess I could have used that. Or put an ice fishing tent out on the balcony. Those aren't really made to be slept in though.

At the current time I just lock myself in a unused room. As far from other people as possible, and I seal off everything with plastic and duct tape...I do not know what else to do..I suppose I could use the tent on the balcony as suggested, but it's a little cold outside, and it would not be good if I got sick.
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Default Re: Free Menstra homes - 01-25-2011, 02:37 AM

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At the current time I just lock myself in a unused room. As far from other people as possible, and I seal off everything with plastic and duct tape...I do not know what else to do..I suppose I could use the tent on the balcony as suggested, but it's a little cold outside, and it would not be good if I got sick.
Sorry, I didn't mean you specifically, I was just mulling over the situation. I'm sure there are thousands of women in your situation.


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Sorry, I didn't mean you specifically, I was just mulling over the situation. I'm sure there are thousands of women in your situation.
You don't need to apologize. It was my fault. I didn't pay attention so I am sorry..
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