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Default I'm a work in progress - 01-28-2013, 10:40 PM

Hello, my name is Hans.
I came to join your forum because I have accepted that I am unsaved, and I wish to learn with other God-fearing Christians. I am sorry to say that I have homosexual tendencies, and I pray for God to cleanse me. I want to be penetrated by Jesus love, and feel him working inside of me <3
Please have patient if I'm unsure about something, I'm still working on being as faithful and true to God as I can. I recently finished reading the Bible, but I don't have many lines by heart yet.
What church I go to: Still am searching for the one. So many are filled with fake Christians who disgrace the name of God.
Favourite Bible verse: "Fear thou not; for I am with thee: be not dismayed; for I am thy God: I will strengthen thee; yea, I will help thee; yea, I will uphold thee with the right hand of my righteousness." Isaiah 41:10
How I came to find Jesus: I lost my virginity a while ago to a one-night-stand, and I regret it every day. I wanted forgiveness, and I started looking to God.
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Default Re: I'm a work in progress - 01-28-2013, 10:48 PM

Welcome young man. As an Ex-Gay (by choice of course), I understand the lust for anonymous rectums all too well. But Jesus will save even the most repulsive fag, if they will kneel in front of Him and receive His special gift of Salvation. This program worked for me in my permanent escape from fagging.

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Default Re: I'm a work in progress - 01-28-2013, 11:29 PM

Ultimatum, I must say it's refreshing to see somebody come here and post a proper introduction! You have my deepest condolences regarding the loss of your precious virginity. Tell us, was this horrible one-night-stand with a member of the opposite sex, or was it an homosexual act? Please be sure to leave out no details of what happened.


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Default Re: I'm a work in progress - 01-28-2013, 11:37 PM

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Welcome young man. As an Ex-Gay (by choice of course), I understand the lust for anonymous rectums all too well. But Jesus will save even the most repulsive fag, if they will kneel in front of Him and receive His special gift of Salvation. This program worked for me in my permanent escape from fagging.

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Thank you for the kind welcome, Brother, and for the link to the twelve step program. I will give it a try, and I pray I'll have the same success as you and the other men who now are free from the temptations.
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Default Re: I'm a work in progress - 01-28-2013, 11:42 PM

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What church I go to: Still am searching for the one. So many are filled with fake Christians who disgrace the name of God.
Dear U.:
Pretty much everyone in every church is trying to overcome some kind of sin or hardship or whatever, just like you. Don't look a gift horse in the mouth; pick the nearest Baptist church you can find and try to be the Best Christian you can be- hopefully others will learn from your journey.


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Default Re: I'm a work in progress - 01-28-2013, 11:44 PM

Sorry for the double post, I am unsure how to edit.
Faith, he was a man I met at a club. Ashamed to say he was very attractive. Nice abs, body hair, lovely eyes. I was so tempted. He drove me to his house and we barebacked (very stupid!)
I feel terrible about it.
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Default Re: I'm a work in progress - 01-29-2013, 12:06 AM

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Dear U.:
Pretty much everyone in every church is trying to overcome some kind of sin or hardship or whatever, just like you. Don't look a gift horse in the mouth; pick the nearest Baptist church you can find and try to be the Best Christian you can be- hopefully others will learn from your journey.
Unfortunately most of the churches where I live are Catholic, which I can't really look past. There are a couple of Baptist churches that I know of, but they are far away. I guess I will have to sacrifice some gas money to make the trips, but I'll find a way to make it work.
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Default Re: I'm a work in progress - 01-29-2013, 12:23 AM

Just make sure it's a KJV Church, not one of those stupid NIV believing ones.

You may want to call first to make sure.


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Default Re: I'm a work in progress - 01-29-2013, 01:26 AM

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Faith, he was a man I met at a club. Ashamed to say he was very attractive. Nice abs, body hair, lovely eyes. I was so tempted. He drove me to his house and we barebacked (very stupid!)
I feel terrible about it.
Friend, you need to accept Jesus Christ as your personal savior right now! The AIDS may have already found purchase within your supple young body, and there is not more effective defense against it than fervent prayer!


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Default Re: I'm a work in progress - 01-29-2013, 05:06 AM

Thank you for the concern, Faith. I tested negative, but I am not so trustful with doctors. I have been praying night and day, and I hope God can forgive me.
Also, a bit confused, I'm not Danish. Not very sure where that came from.
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Default Re: I'm a work in progress - 01-29-2013, 05:18 AM

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Thank you for the kind welcome, Brother, and for the link to the twelve step program. I will give it a try, and I pray I'll have the same success as you and the other men who now are free from the temptations.
Welcome, Hans.

Listen to Godly men like Brother Harold Porter. He knows what it is like not only to be tempted by firm-bodied Adonis-shaped young men, but also how to pray the gay away. Yes, it can happen with Jesus' blessed help (see Matthew 19:26).

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Default Re: I'm a work in progress - 03-09-2013, 11:45 PM



Welcome to the Forum. We don't see much Godliness from France and I know you will find support here in your determination to escape the clutches of Romish heresy. Or that of St Petersburg.

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There are worse places than France however [subject to Pastoral approval] (Australia for example) yet even here God's light shines. Occasionally. He reaches into even the vilest heart, exposing lies and setting the weary free.

If you ask Him. And subject to not having been predestined for everlasting torture.

Have you considered starting a house Church? I occasionally drive through France and there are one or two not far away who would also benefit from such a ministry as God may be planning through you. I'll see if she's interested.
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