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03-02-2013, 11:43 PM
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At least I actually recognize and work on my faults. You guys are kind of oblivious
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Keep beating your chest and trying to convince everyone how great you are, you posturing ape. Jesus knows your sins, and will condemn you for them eternally, unless you start backpedaling REAL QUICK...We are here to preach God's literal Word to you, filth. But you are obviously just hanging around to make a mockery of The Lord and exchange phone numbers with the other sodomites prancing around the forum fluffing their tails in Christ's face.
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03-03-2013, 12:45 AM
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Originally Posted by Witch Hammer
Keep beating your chest and trying to convince everyone how great you are, you posturing ape. Jesus knows your sins, and will condemn you for them eternally, unless you start backpedaling REAL QUICK...We are here to preach God's literal Word to you, filth. But you are obviously just hanging around to make a mockery of The Lord and exchange phone numbers with the other sodomites prancing around the forum fluffing their tails in Christ's face.
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I'm sorry.
I've been listening, I promise. I don't agree with how you go about performing your religion, but I've learned a lot about my own. I'm still trying to decide what I believe and what branch of Christianity I associate with, which is why I decided to join. I think I can safely cross Baptist off the list, but I feel a lot more enlightened about what the Bible really says.
I get frustrated sometimes, but please don't think that I'm only here to be an asshole.
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03-03-2013, 12:51 AM
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Originally Posted by Bluish
...please don't think that I'm only here to be an asshole.
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I was going to say something like "that position is already filled", but they'd misconstrue it completely.
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True Christian™
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03-03-2013, 01:49 AM
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Originally Posted by Bluish
I think I can safely cross Baptist off the list
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Then I think Jesus can safely scratch your name out of The Book of Life...
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03-03-2013, 02:03 AM
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Originally Posted by Witch Hammer
Then I think Jesus can safely scratch your name out of The Book of Life...
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:c
But.
But.
;~;
I follow every Word.
I'm a decent guy.
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True Christian™
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03-03-2013, 02:55 AM
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Originally Posted by Bluish
:c
But.
But.
;~;
I follow every Word.
I'm a decent guy.
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I'd be stuttering with fear as well, if I were in your position (ass up for satan). Being a 'decent guy' isn't nearly enough to keep you from playing bobbing-for-feces in the lake of fire. Learn the Word, Breathe the Word, Live the Word, Eat the Word...Teach the Word so you can help others to escape the bonds of SIN. That is what what it means to be Baptist. Anything else is just a mockery of True Christianity™. You could be loved by Jesus, too. As it stands now, He hates you, but the ball is in your court now. Give Jesus a reason not to throw you headlong into hellfire...start taking the Bible as seriously as a heart attack. Hell will be full of fair-weather Christians who were 'decent guys', but not decent enough to give due respect to Baby Jesus.
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03-04-2013, 10:38 PM
Bluish, just to let you know, Landover is not an actual representation of most Baptist churches. Actually, and I can say this because I am one myself, they'd shake their heads pretty hard at this site and its ilk. Of course there are a lot of off-the-wall Baptists the same as any other group, and i won't deny that, as I've come across some whoppers, but we're not all like that.
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03-04-2013, 11:22 PM
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Originally Posted by teddybear
Bluish, just to let you know, Landover is not an actual representation of most Baptist churches. Actually, and I can say this because I am one myself, they'd shake their heads pretty hard at this site and its ilk. Of course there are a lot of off-the-wall Baptists the same as any other group, and i won't deny that, as I've come across some whoppers, but we're not all like that.
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He's been banned, he's not going to get your offer for sympathy sodomy.
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03-05-2013, 02:01 AM
Eww, I don't think so. Also, what did he do to get banned?
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03-05-2013, 02:20 AM
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Originally Posted by teddybear
Eww, I don't think so. Also, what did he do to get banned?
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Who knows. Maybe something turned up in the DoF research. Maybe he threatened one of the Pastors since they're the only people unsaved trash can contact off the board. Or maybe he posted a bunch of porn or something that got deleted before we saw it.
You just have to put faith in the Pastors that they know what they're doing.
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03-05-2013, 02:21 AM
What's DoF?
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03-05-2013, 02:38 AM
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Originally Posted by teddybear
What's DoF?
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Department of Faith
They do background checks, and other security stuff for the church.
Trust me, they are very thorough. Especially when you move and want to join the church.
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03-05-2013, 02:53 AM
Ah, I see.
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03-05-2013, 03:01 AM
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Originally Posted by BelieverInGod
Department of Faith
They do background checks, and other security stuff for the church.
Trust me, they are very thorough. Especially when you move and want to join the church.
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Are you speaking of a real physical church or an online church like this forum that has membership?
I was just wondering (not that I place emphasis on the label) but, when will I be able to join, become a member, or have I been rejected for Christian fellowship?
I attest to a clean record, having been baptized only a couple weeks ago. I am confident that my record is thoroughly clean, having walked cautiously since then - teehee
Praise Him!!!
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03-05-2013, 03:15 AM
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Originally Posted by Shimei
Are you speaking of a real physical church or an online church like this forum that has membership?
I was just wondering (not that I place emphasis on the label) but, when will I be able to join, become a member, or have I been rejected for Christian fellowship?
I attest to a clean record, having been baptized only a couple weeks ago. I am confident that my record is thoroughly clean, having walked cautiously since then - teehee
Praise Him!!!
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Talk to the Pastors, I'm just a housewife and don't make any of the decisions around here.
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Unsaved trash, Arrogant Atheist Dick
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03-05-2013, 03:26 AM
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Originally Posted by Shimei
...I was just wondering (not that I place emphasis on the label) but, when will I be able to join, become a member, or have I been rejected for Christian fellowship?...
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It can take a while; after all, they do have to go back ten generations:
Deuteronomy 23:2-3 " 2 A bastard shall not enter into the congregation of the LORD; even to his tenth generation shall he not enter into the congregation of the LORD. 3 An Ammonite or Moabite shall not enter into the congregation of the LORD; even to their tenth generation shall they not enter into the congregation of the LORD for ever:"
Any Ammonites or Moabites lurking in your woodpile?
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Unsaved trash, False Christian gook
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03-05-2013, 03:38 AM
Thanks, true, this may take quite awhile to determine. My true name is an adopted name. However, after a few weeks ago, I have come to understand that I have been adopted once again - Squeaky clean.
Praise Him!!!
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03-05-2013, 04:19 AM
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Originally Posted by Shimei
Are you speaking of a real physical church or an online church like this forum that has membership?
I was just wondering (not that I place emphasis on the label) but, when will I be able to join, become a member, or have I been rejected for Christian fellowship?
I attest to a clean record, having been baptized only a couple weeks ago. I am confident that my record is thoroughly clean, having walked cautiously since then - teehee
Praise Him!!!
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Dear chink-loving race-traitor;
Post the link to the church where you were Baptized, or apologize to Jesus for lying.
I'll wait.
YIC,
--Pastor Ezekiel
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Unsaved trash, False Christian gook
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03-05-2013, 04:21 AM
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Originally Posted by Pastor Ezekiel
Dear chink-loving race-traitor;
Post the link to the church where you were Baptized, or apologize to Jesus for lying.
I'll wait.
YIC,
--Pastor Ezekiel
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Re: question -
03-05-2013, 04:25 AM
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Originally Posted by Shimei
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Oh my
Your children will have a blast with interactive Bible lessons, rockin' worship songs, and fun-filled activities.
you'll hear the worship band playing worship songs from a variety of musical genres.
Our Bible study time is more conversational than "preachy."
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We further believe there is but one true interpretation of Scripture, although there may be several applications. The true meaning lies in the text and is that which the divinely-guided author willed to convey. It is recoverable through careful application of a literal (grammatical, historical, contextual) method of interpretation under the guidance of the Holy Spirit, and in the community of Christ. The Holy Spirit illumines the text, enabling the reader to embrace the significance of what God has communicated, and to see the glory of Christ in the Word of God.
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Exactly what version are they "interpreting"?
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