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Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK! -
11-15-2010, 03:03 AM
my neighbour just came back from a long Viking cruise of plundering and raping...
he kidnapped af couple of sweet baptists....Pastor Ezekiel is over in the corner right now wearing a cute little dress and a gagball in his mouth...
Gotta go; we have sodomizing to do. Will probably tape it and upload it for ya!!!
maaayn Denmark is nice
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Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK! -
11-15-2010, 03:39 AM
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my neighbour just came back from a long Viking cruise of plundering and raping...
he kidnapped af couple of sweet baptists....Pastor Ezekiel is over in the corner right now wearing a cute little dress and a gagball in his mouth...
Gotta go; we have sodomizing to do. Will probably tape it and upload it for ya!!!
maaayn Denmark is nice
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What a load of trash talk. Go and ask the Lord for forgiveness.
Genesis 1:1 In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth
Proverbs 19:25 Smite a scorner, and the simple will beware: and reprove one that hath understanding, and he will understand knowledge.
Ezekiel 16:14 And thy renown went forth among the heathen for thy beauty: for it was perfect through my comeliness, which I had put upon thee, saith the Lord GOD.
Proverbs 6:25 Lust not after her beauty in thine heart; neither let her take thee with her eyelids.
Genesis 24:16 And the damsel was very fair to look upon, a virgin, neither had any man known her: and she went down to the well, and filled her pitcher, and came up.
Song of Solomon 1:15 Behold, thou art fair, my love; behold, thou art fair; thou hast doves' eyes.
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11-15-2010, 09:13 AM
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What a load of trash talk. Go and ask the Lord for forgiveness.
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I couldnt agree more!
chrisjenson, will you at once ask for Odins forgiveness for not killing the baptists at the spot insted of dragging them to Denmark.
Damn this is fun
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Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK! -
11-15-2010, 04:48 PM
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11-15-2010, 05:23 PM
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11-15-2010, 06:24 PM
This is just what happens when your country upsets God. I suggest you people get right with Jesus, before He finishes you off.
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Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK! -
11-15-2010, 07:00 PM
Thank you, thank you, thank you - for this very enlighting take on the essence of Denmark and the Danish way of living... However, I feel inclined to make a few corrections...
1) I beg to differ that "rape" as a concept was in fact invented by the Vikings - which in itself does NOT translate into "rape"! I believe the concept of rape is far older than the age of the Vikings!
2) The Danish Government did in fact NOT provide "free whores" during COP15. That's simply a LIE!
3) No Danish Prime Minister has EVER participated in the Tour de France!!!
4) The mere insinuation that the wonderful writings of Hans Christian Andersen were "evil" is just plain stupid!
5) LEGO is in fact a Danish invention. The word comes from Latin and means "I play well". Everyone who has ever had fun playing with Legos will know that there's absolutely nothing currupting about it. On the contrary, it's extremely educational!
6) (This one is just too good to true): Pippi Longstocking is SWEDISH for God's sake!!! And there's absolutely NOTHING anti-biblical about her! But please get your geografy right before pointing your crocked fingers!
7) Where does this stupidity come from? None of the so-called "programmes" have ever been displayed on Danish television - if any television in the whole world at all! Does anyone really believe this kind of ignorant crap?
8) Gay couples i Denmark are in fact allowed to adopt - and GOOD for them! But how on Earth does that lead to the mindless assumption that gay couples - or anyone for that matter - should in fact be "allowed" to rape anyone? When was the last time any State willingly allowed rape in any form? That's just CRAZY to think like that!
9) Well - about the car taxes... It's true! But bare in mind that the only reason Denmark can maintain the high taxes on cars is that Denmark itself is not a car producing nation. Thus, the taxes are in fact non-discriminatory (within the EC). They apply to everyone!
10) See # 4. An equally stupid statement!
Oh, and by the way - why, oh why, does this post display the FINISH flag?
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8 9 10 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!
Denmark is a boring small insignificant country mostly populated by convicted rapists. Although we have to compliment Denmark for attacking Muhammad when it counted, Denmark is mostly filled with fans of drunken orgies with other men and goats who will all go to Hell!
- The Danes invented rape! The Danish word for rapist is "viking". After raping all men, women and goats in Denmark they moved on to raping in Iceland, Greenland, France and England. All Danish rapists broke God's law by never marrying the girls they raped! Deuteronomy 22:28-29 "... she shall be his wife; because he hath humbled her ..."
- Denmark is the driving force behind the global climate hoax. To seduce as many people into lying about the climate as possible the Danes provided free whores to the visitors of the climate summit in Copenhagen! God punished all these liars by causing the coldest winter ever right after the climate summit. Luke 18:27 "And he said, The things which are impossible with men are possible with God."
- The Danish Prime Minister is Rasmussen who was also the worst cheater ever at the Tour de France! Proverbs 6:16-19 "... the LORD hate: ... a lying tongue ... A false witness that speaketh lies ..."
- Satan's son, the Danish author Hans Christian Andersen, makes Harry Potter appear like a Christian boyscout in comparison. There is not a single evil in the Holy Bible that is not glorified by the stories of Hans Christian Andersen! Satan's native language is actually Danish! John 8:44 "Ye are of your father the devil..."
- Denmark invented Lego to corrupt as many children as possible into sinful behavior! Romans 6:23 "For the wages of sin is death ..."
- The Danes created Pippi Longstocking (or Pippi Långstrump as the Danes call her) as a way to turn innocent girls into uppity whores! Billions of innocent children have been doomed to Hell by the books and TV shows made around this worst femnazi ever. 1 Timothy 2:11-12 "... nor to usurp authority over the man, but to be in silence."
- Not Surprisingly, Danish TV has shows like Rape with Brutality (children’s program), The Market for liver (buying organs for transplant), Come Hither (priests raping choirboys) and Update on Masochism for Children. Job 31:12 "... a fire that consumeth to destruction ..."
- Danish gay couples are allowed to adopt and rape innocent children! Romans 1:26-27 "... burned in their lust one toward another; men with men working that which is unseemly ..."
- Danish car taxes are the highest on the planet, which is one of the many reasons why their economy is the worst in all of Europe. Exodus 20:15 "Thou shalt not steal."
- NEW: According to the Danish newspaper "B.T.", Hans Christian Andersen wrote fairy tales about raping little boys! The longer one looks at Denmark, the more depraved it turns out to be! 1st Corinthians 6:18-19 "... He that committeth fornication sinneth against his own body ..."
All people of Denmark need to repent and accept Jesus Christ as their savior! Until then, they will suffer and will burn in Hell along with other God-mocking countries like Australia, England, Scotland, New Zealand, Germany, France, Italy, Hungary, Russia, China, Japan, Korea, Mexico, Canada, Brazil, Argentina, Chile, Spain, Portugal, Norway, Sweden, Ukraine, Romania, Croatia, Serbia, Ethiopia, Nigeria, Somalia, Sudan, South Africa, Iceland, Vietnam, Cambodia, Guatemala, Algeria, Egypt, Saudia Arabia, Iran, Iraq, Afghanistan, Pakistan, Qatar, etc.
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Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK! -
11-15-2010, 07:09 PM
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Thank you, thank you, thank you - for this very enlighting take on the essence of Denmark and the Danish way of living... However, I feel inclined to make a few corrections...
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You're welcome!
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1) I beg to differ that "rape" as a concept was in fact invented by the Vikings - which in itself does NOT translate into "rape"! I believe the concept of rape is far older than the age of the Vikings!
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Please read the WHOLE thread before making false accusations!
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2) The Danish Government did in fact NOT provide "free whores" during COP15. That's simply a LIE!
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Please read the WHOLE thread before making false accusations!
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3) No Danish Prime Minister has EVER participated in the Tour de France!!!
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Please read the WHOLE thread before making false accusations!
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4) The mere insinuation that the wonderful writings of Hans Christian Andersen were "evil" is just plain stupid!
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Please read the WHOLE thread before making false accusations!
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5) LEGO is in fact a Danish invention. The word comes from Latin and means "I play well". Everyone who has ever had fun playing with Legos will know that there's absolutely nothing currupting about it. On the contrary, it's extremely educational!
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Please read the WHOLE thread before making false accusations!
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6) (This one is just too good to true): Pippi Longstocking is SWEDISH for God's sake!!! And there's absolutely NOTHING anti-biblical about her! But please get your geografy right before pointing your crocked fingers!
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7) Where does this stupidity come from? None of the so-called "programmes" have ever been displayed on Danish television - if any television in the whole world at all! Does anyone really believe this kind of ignorant crap?
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8) Gay couples i Denmark are in fact allowed to adopt - and GOOD for them! But how on Earth does that lead to the mindless assumption that gay couples - or anyone for that matter - should in fact be "allowed" to rape anyone? When was the last time any State willingly allowed rape in any form? That's just CRAZY to think like that!
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9) Well - about the car taxes... It's true! But bare in mind that the only reason Denmark can maintain the high taxes on cars is that Denmark itself is not a car producing nation. Thus, the taxes are in fact non-discriminatory (within the EC). They apply to everyone!
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Please read the WHOLE thread before making false accusations!
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10) See # 4. An equally stupid statement!
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Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK! -
11-15-2010, 07:15 PM
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I don't get your name. How could a Dane ever be happy? Are you on drugs?
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Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK! -
11-15-2010, 07:18 PM
I fully agree with Viggo B. Kristoffersen here, praise the lord amen.
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Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK! -
11-15-2010, 08:39 PM
If God hates Denmark then God sucks. his bastard son sucks, that drunk ass carpenter belived he could walk on water.
Thor will split your skulls for this!
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11-15-2010, 08:48 PM
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If God hates Denmark then God sucks. his bastard son sucks, that drunk ass carpenter belived he could walk on water.
Thor will split your skulls for this!
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11-15-2010, 08:54 PM
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Now go pray the Lord for forgiveness and wash your mouth.
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why? dident use my mouth to type that.
But the cowardly, the unbelieving, the vile, the murderers, the sexually immoral, those who practice magic arts, the idolaters and all liars—their place will be in the fiery lake of burning sulfur. This is the second death.
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Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK! -
11-15-2010, 09:25 PM
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Come on dude! This is hilarious!!! Really. Comedy at its best.
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You think we're here for laughs? Do you find the Bible and its great message about heaven and hell humorous? Do you think all the people who died over the centuries because of its great truths were laughing?
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I can tell from your text that you MUST be american, because they are so wastely ignorant....
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And you have the gut to attack our peaceful country?!?!?!
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What do expect from the gut of an old man? Six pack abs?
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And that with hugely wrong statements?!?!?!?!
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Take a look at yourself, ignorant. And you probably wonder why the rest of the world can't stand the sight og USA... it's beacuse of these ourburst that you come with. Get the facts right man!
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Try taking a look at yourself, chum. And far from the rest of the world being unable to stand the sight of the USA, they seem to watch us quite closely. The minute our backs are turned, they come sneaking across our borders.
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Please, please, please don't do this. It makes you look stupid, ignorant and you'll end up embarrass yourself...
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Please, please, please don't come four months late to the party wearing last year's fashions and try to sound relevant.
It makes you look stupid, like someone who read something somewhere about some guy named Adolph something or other and his National Socialist Something Party and goes around telling everybody, " Hey, get a load of this guy! He might be dangerous!"
Really, man, you should get to work on that Nazi invasion thing, I'm sure they need your help keeping a lid on that.
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Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK! -
11-15-2010, 09:42 PM
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Originally Posted by Happydane
Thank you, thank you, thank you - for this very enlighting take on the essence of Denmark and the Danish way of living... However, I feel inclined to make a few corrections...
1) I beg to differ that "rape" as a concept was in fact invented by the Vikings - which in itself does NOT translate into "rape"! I believe the concept of rape is far older than the age of the Vikings!
2) The Danish Government did in fact NOT provide "free whores" during COP15. That's simply a LIE!
3) No Danish Prime Minister has EVER participated in the Tour de France!!!
4) The mere insinuation that the wonderful writings of Hans Christian Andersen were "evil" is just plain stupid!
5) LEGO is in fact a Danish invention. The word comes from Latin and means "I play well". Everyone who has ever had fun playing with Legos will know that there's absolutely nothing currupting about it. On the contrary, it's extremely educational!
6) (This one is just too good to true): Pippi Longstocking is SWEDISH for God's sake!!! And there's absolutely NOTHING anti-biblical about her! But please get your geografy right before pointing your crocked fingers!
7) Where does this stupidity come from? None of the so-called "programmes" have ever been displayed on Danish television - if any television in the whole world at all! Does anyone really believe this kind of ignorant crap?
8) Gay couples i Denmark are in fact allowed to adopt - and GOOD for them! But how on Earth does that lead to the mindless assumption that gay couples - or anyone for that matter - should in fact be "allowed" to rape anyone? When was the last time any State willingly allowed rape in any form? That's just CRAZY to think like that!
9) Well - about the car taxes... It's true! But bare in mind that the only reason Denmark can maintain the high taxes on cars is that Denmark itself is not a car producing nation. Thus, the taxes are in fact non-discriminatory (within the EC). They apply to everyone!
10) See # 4. An equally stupid statement!
Oh, and by the way - why, oh why, does this post display the FINISH flag?
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11-15-2010, 10:30 PM
I am seriously starting to wonder if Denmark may just well earn the price as the most boring, insignificant place on earth. The people who inhabits this frozen tundra located somewhere in the middle of Germany and Sweden seems to have absolutely no sense of humour whatsoever. No doubt, as i would imagine that sitting trapped inside a wooden longhouse, drinking toxic brew for 6 rough months during the winter could be rather depressing and boring as well.
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Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK! -
11-16-2010, 12:35 AM
HAHAHAHAHA !! omg i cant stop laughing at this..
Im danish, and seriously dude all that bullshit isnt even close to be true, you dont even use the danish flag..
And guess what, you can take your god at stick it right up your ass, and you know what, you might even enjoy it, to be honest, you must all the super gay xD
I know you'll probably freak out and say some shit about me and denmark and about how im gonna go to hell, and if the world works how you think i probably will anyway..
Im an Atheist, im only 17 and like a lot of other danes and teens from the rest of the world, I smoke, i drink, i have sex, i have tattoos, i have piercing and you know what? I LOVE IT !!
You should all just have been a fancy little spot on the sheet instead..
Peace out ! BIG BANG RULES !!
PS i really hope that all this is just a big joke
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11-16-2010, 12:42 AM
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HAHAHAHAHA !! omg i cant stop laughing at this..
Im danish, and seriously dude all that bullshit isnt even close to be true, you dont even use the danish flag..
And guess what, you can take your god at stick it right up your ass, and you know what, you might even enjoy it, to be honest, you must all the super gay xD
I know you'll probably freak out and say some shit about me and denmark and about how im gonna go to hell, and if the world works how you think i probably will anyway..
Im an Atheist, im only 17 and like a lot of other danes and teens from the rest of the world, I smoke, i drink, i have sex, i have tattoos, i have piercing and you know what? I LOVE IT !!
You should all just have been a fancy little spot on the sheet instead..
Peace out ! BIG BANG RULES !!
PS i really hope that all this is just a big joke
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First of all, it is the denmarkia flag. Second i love m god and we are not gay here, you are. You gonna go to hell if you dont find Christ. Not gonna comment on the atheist stuff, not worth it. Go find your boyfriend so he can sodomize you. Have a nice time in hell.
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11-16-2010, 02:59 PM
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HAHAHAHAHA !! omg i cant stop laughing at this..
Im danish, and seriously dude all that bullshit isnt even close to be true, you dont even use the danish flag..
And guess what, you can take your god at stick it right up your ass, and you know what, you might even enjoy it, to be honest, you must all the super gay xD
I know you'll probably freak out and say some shit about me and denmark and about how im gonna go to hell, and if the world works how you think i probably will anyway..
You should all just have been a fancy little spot on the sheet instead..
Peace out ! BIG BANG RULES !!
PS i really hope that all this is just a big joke
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Imagine being dumb enough to register a username on a message board, merely to waste the time writing a comment that may well already have been written around 50 times before.
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Im an Atheist, im only 17 and like a lot of other danes and teens from the rest of the world, I smoke, i drink, i have sex, i have tattoos, i have piercing and you know what? I LOVE IT !!
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Perhaps there would be other message boards more suited for your purpose, such as www.teenhelp.com. We do not deal with troubled teens and their personality problems here at Landover, please ask your Denmarkian parents to cut your online connection for the next 6 months, that way we won't have to witness this thread constantly being bumped with the same worthless posts by under-aged Denmarkians ! !
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11-16-2010, 05:54 PM
A drunk carpenter made up a story about his dad to make him look cooler,
and lookie here 2000 years later, and you lot are still dumb enough to belive it
But the cowardly, the unbelieving, the vile, the murderers, the sexually immoral, those who practice magic arts, the idolaters and all liars—their place will be in the fiery lake of burning sulfur. This is the second death.
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