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Re: stupid eviloutionists -
10-20-2006, 12:22 AM
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So how old is the earth, then?
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About 4 and a half billion years old.
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10-20-2006, 12:26 AM
Damn you're dense. You really haven't read the Good Book have you?
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Re: stupid eviloutionists -
10-20-2006, 12:42 AM
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Damn you're dense. You really haven't read the Good Book have you?
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I have, actually.
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10-20-2006, 12:46 AM
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I have, actually.
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Um, Brother Marshall was referring to the Holy KJV1611 bible, not your Harry Potter collection of satanic spells....
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: stupid eviloutionists -
10-20-2006, 01:34 AM
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I have, actually.
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Apparently not since earlier you actually claimed the planet was four something billion years old despite the Bible clearly stating the contrary.
Count the Generations of Jesus back from His blessed birth and what is the answer to Brother Temperances question? You see? The world isn't as confusing if you ignore the worldly and embrace the Godly.
God bless America, the Second Amendment and the Constitution. God bless the United States Marine Corps and all who fight for Jesus in third world cess pools. God bless the GOP and all they stand for, Truth, Honesty and the American people. God bless Landover Baptist Church and all True Christians™ the world over. Curses to our Muslim President, his failure is our Salvation.
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10-20-2006, 02:59 AM
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About 4 and a half billion years old.
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*Sigh* No scripture to back it up. Fish, when will you admit that you aren't a Christian? As long as you claim to be a christian you will be subject to a higher standard even if you truly are a pseudo-christian.
This latest infraction earns you doubt your last amount: 90 infraction points. Next time it will be 180, then 360, then 720, then 1440, then 2880... at which point you will definitely have incurred enough points for banning.
You have been warned.
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10-20-2006, 03:37 AM
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*Sigh* No scripture to back it up.
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Do you need scripture to back everything up? Can you back up with scripture who will win the tri-nations series this year?
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10-20-2006, 04:21 AM
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Do you need scripture to back everything up? Can you back up with scripture who will win the tri-nations series this year?
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Imbecile! Do you really imagine that we are gathered here to discuss such secular nonsense as heathen gambling on sodomite sports? We are here to PRAISE GOD ALMIGHTY, and take refuge in His Holy Words. The Holy KJV1611 Bible does, in fact, "back everything up". Try reading it sometime, homer.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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10-20-2006, 04:53 AM
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Do you need scripture to back everything up? Can you back up with scripture who will win the tri-nations series this year?
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If it involves the Word of God, YES!!!! DEFINITELY!!! Otherwise people could just make anything up and claim its God's will like you are doing.
It will not be tolerated. By not being able to actually find support for any mary-worshipping gribble you spew from your satanic tongue you are demonstrating to not only everyone who reads your posts, but also to yourself, that your beliefs are false. Seeing that you must realize your own follies, the only logical conclusion is that you are willingly and intentionally blaspheming the Word of God.
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10-20-2006, 06:50 PM
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About 4 and a half billion years old.
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Given that the Bible records all generations from Adam (created when the earth was six days old) to Jesus, and given that Jesus was born about 2006 years ago, how the hell can you even pretend to justify that?
O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.
God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.
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Re: stupid eviloutionists -
10-23-2006, 01:24 AM
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Given that the Bible records all generations from Adam (created when the earth was six days old) to Jesus, and given that Jesus was born about 2006 years ago, how the hell can you even pretend to justify that?
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6 days is 6 time spans. It is scientifically accurate. They were not 6 24 hour periods.
Adam named all the animals in one day, doesn't that seem a bit odd to you if it were all done in a literal day?
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10-23-2006, 01:28 AM
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6 days is 6 time spans. It is scientifically accurate. They were not 6 24 hour periods.
Adam named all the animals in one day, doesn't that seem a bit odd to you if it were all done in a literal day?
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Yes, I'm sure the Holy Bible would seem "odd" to a degenerate mary-worshipper like you. We True Christians follow the LITERAL Word of God, not some doctored up, watered down papist claptrap.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: stupid eviloutionists -
10-23-2006, 11:24 PM
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Originally Posted by Fish
6 days is 6 time spans. It is scientifically accurate. They were not 6 24 hour periods.
Adam named all the animals in one day, doesn't that seem a bit odd to you if it were all done in a literal day?
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No, because he had a good Protestant work ethic! Where in the Bible does it refer to 6 time spans, you blaspheming crackhead?
O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.
God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.
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10-24-2006, 12:08 AM
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No, because he had a good Protestant work ethic! Where in the Bible does it refer to 6 time spans, you blaspheming crackhead?
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Protestant work ethic? Was Adam a protestant?
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10-24-2006, 01:34 AM
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Yes. He was a proto-protestant because the religion of JESUS has not yet been profaned by the homosexual cult of fish-head Catholic AntiChrists.
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10-24-2006, 01:44 AM
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Yes. He was a proto-protestant because the religion of JESUS has not yet been profaned by the homosexual cult of fish-head Catholic AntiChrists.
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I can't believe I'm saying this, but you might be right. As unbiblical as your comment was Adam as a protestant makes perfect sense. (Even though the protestant reform is a few thousand years away). It makes sense because Adam rebelled against God, just like in the protestant reform.
Thanks to Jesus (a Catholic), we have the Bible, sacred church traditions, and the effects of Adam (the protestant) has been undone.
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10-24-2006, 03:09 AM
Oh you're DEFINATELY going to Hell for calling Jesus Christ, our Lord and sweet Saviour of Mankind, a Mary worshipping, statue praying, Saint loving, gold dress wearing, Christ mocking(irony),fish hat doffing, alterboy diddling, inscense burning, chant speaking follower of the Nazi Anti-Christ Pope!
Jesus was NEVER a damned Catholic.
You need to accept Him as your personal Lord and Saviour.
God bless America, the Second Amendment and the Constitution. God bless the United States Marine Corps and all who fight for Jesus in third world cess pools. God bless the GOP and all they stand for, Truth, Honesty and the American people. God bless Landover Baptist Church and all True Christians™ the world over. Curses to our Muslim President, his failure is our Salvation.
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10-24-2006, 03:13 AM
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You need to accept Him as your personal Lord and Saviour.
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Jesus *is* my Lord and Saviour. Is He your Lord and Saviour?
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10-24-2006, 03:45 AM
I'm asking the questions here Homer.
You make claims to Christ yet doubt His lineage to Adam?
Not much of a believer are you?
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Re: stupid eviloutionists -
10-24-2006, 11:22 AM
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Where in the Bible does it refer to 6 time spans, you blaspheming crackhead?
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Nice attempt at dodging the question, my fishy friend.
O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.
God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.
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