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FINALLY! A search engine for True Christians! -
10-25-2007, 05:57 AM
God has blessed me with the discovery of this site:
ASK THE REPUBLICAN PARTY
The TRUE Conservapedia: answers to every question on every topic, from TRUE conservatives. Finally, an answer to liberal-bias search engines and 'pedias.
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Re: FINALLY! A search engine for True Christians! -
10-25-2007, 06:11 AM
WONDERFUL find, Brother Thur!
I made a first search using the term dawkins
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Re: FINALLY! A search engine for True Christians! -
10-25-2007, 07:14 AM
I'm a bit bothered by how many results turn up the Stormfront White Nationalist site...
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Re: FINALLY! A search engine for True Christians! -
10-25-2007, 02:37 PM
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I'm a bit bothered by how many results turn up the Stormfront White Nationalist site...
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But if it had been an all-black site where they talked hip-hop, rape and pie-stealing:
I guess you wouldn't have a problem with it..
Why is it that every time white people get together, you vile lieberals must persecute them ceaselessly??
What has happened to the America our fathers knew?
If thou be wise, thou shalt be wise for thyself: But if thou scornest, thou alone shalt bear it.
A foolish woman is clamorous: She is simple, and knoweth nothing.
Proverbs 9:12-13
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Re: FINALLY! A search engine for True Christians! -
10-25-2007, 02:45 PM
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I'm a bit bothered by how many results turn up the Stormfront White Nationalist site...
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It's a search engine, it finds what you're looking for. It could mean that deep down, under all that noise you make, you really love America.
What search terms are you using? Blonde on Blonde action?
EDIT: A search for " blacks on blondes" does result in a lot of stormfront links. So THAT's what you were looking for! Pervert!
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Re: FINALLY! A search engine for True Christians! -
10-25-2007, 03:43 PM
Wow! Even the ads are cool! Look at this:
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Re: FINALLY! A search engine for True Christians! -
10-26-2007, 07:27 AM
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But if it had been an all-black site where they talked hip-hop, rape and pie-stealing:
I guess you wouldn't have a problem with it..
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You know, speaking of pies, it might be a good idea for them to stay away from Landover's pies at this time of the year...at least, until their supply of wiccans runs out.
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Re: FINALLY! A search engine for True Christians! -
11-13-2007, 10:32 AM
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You know, speaking of pies, it might be a good idea for them to stay away from Landover's pies at this time of the year...
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Pizza-face, it looks like to the all-seeing eyes of the Republican Party, you're irrelevant. Here's a search for Sinister Pizza and you're not even on the first page.
And if you don't repent your sins and join the One True Church of Jesus, you won't be on a page in God's Book Of Life.
REPENT!
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Re: FINALLY! A search engine for True Christians! -
11-13-2007, 01:21 PM
Praise! I'm so happy I don't have to search through the nonsensical garbage of that atheist do-gooder "Bill Gates" on his MSN anymore. Now all we have to do is replace the Communist News Network (CNN) with Fox News and get National Pornographic Magazine out of circulation for good!
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Re: FINALLY! A search engine for True Christians! -
11-16-2007, 11:17 AM
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Pizza-face, it looks like to the all-seeing eyes of the Republican Party, you're irrelevant. Here's a search for Sinister Pizza and you're not even on the first page.
And if you don't repent your sins and join the One True Church of Jesus, you won't be on a page in God's Book Of Life.
REPENT!
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Thanks to your post you just made, I happen to be the first result right now
And I'm a bit glad I'm apparently 'irrelevant' to the Republicans, actually. Making it so much easier to fly under the radar .
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Re: FINALLY! A search engine for True Christians! -
11-16-2007, 11:28 AM
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And I'm a bit glad I'm apparently 'irrelevant' to the Republicans, actually. Making it so much easier to fly under the radar .
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Don't worry, the Republican Party and the Department of Faith have certainly noted your terrorist threat. I thought you gave up your terrorist tendencies when you started eating veal?
O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.
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Re: FINALLY! A search engine for True Christians! -
11-16-2007, 11:39 AM
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Don't worry, the Republican Party and the Department of Faith have certainly noted your terrorist threat. I thought you gave up your terrorist tendencies when you started eating veal?
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Whoever said anything about eating veal? Chicken, Pork, and all ect. of the usual full-grown animals served, yes, but a baby cow? er...no, not ever.
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Re: FINALLY! A search engine for True Christians! -
11-19-2007, 05:01 PM
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Whoever said anything about eating veal? Chicken, Pork, and all ect. of the usual full-grown animals served, yes, but a baby cow? er...no, not ever.
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Oh, I see: let them grow to maturity so they'll have full awareness that you are gonna scarf 'em down.
Nice. Not.
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Re: FINALLY! A search engine for True Christians! -
03-22-2008, 07:02 PM
A search for "God" on the conservative search engine: http://www.google.com/custom?hl=en&s...%3An8lmt-gdggk
The 2nd result of that search:
http://www.godhatesamerica.com/
I couldn't make something like this up if I tried.
A short quote from the homepage:
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Hell has room for all of your soldiers, America! George Bush has been suckered into a bloody, senseless war that he can't win by a God determined to execute vengeful justice on a disobedient nation.
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I guess you'll have to create your own search engine if you feel the need to censor from the Internet any and all views contrary to yours. I hear Communist China might be able to offer you some advice on that subject since they are the current experts on the process of Internet censorship.
If I meet your God or his representative after my death I'll gladly admit I was incorrect in my belief of his nonexistence. I'll also admit to him that I do not and will not regret my belief because it was based on the best information available to me.
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Re: FINALLY! A search engine for True Christians! -
03-22-2008, 07:05 PM
Doesn't google advise them? They're closer to home.
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03-22-2008, 07:09 PM
Enter "USA" and what is the first search result:
http://www.stormfront.org/forum/show...sa-471447.html
No wonder. Finally, a search engine for true Racists!
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Re: FINALLY! A search engine for True Christians! -
03-22-2008, 07:20 PM
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AH i was wondering when you were going t plug your own forum.
(2 Peter 3:10)
But the day of the Lord will come as a thief in the night; in the which the heavens shall pass away with a great noise, and the elements shall melt with fervent heat, the earth also and the works that are therein shall be burned up.
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Re: FINALLY! A search engine for True Christians! -
03-22-2008, 07:47 PM
My own forum?
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Re: FINALLY! A search engine for True Christians! -
03-22-2008, 07:54 PM
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Whoever said anything about eating veal? Chicken, Pork, and all ect. of the usual full-grown animals served, yes, but a baby cow? er...no, not ever.
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So you'd be happy with a 6 month old chicken but not a 6 month old cow? Is there some logic here - other than the feminine sort?
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03-22-2008, 08:11 PM
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AH i was wondering when you were going t plug your own forum.
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Why is "stormfront.org" YOUR first search hit for the USA?
Damn, I hate this bigoted racist baptist white pride sites...
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