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Re: WARNING!!! The world is going to end on March 4, 2010! -
02-10-2010, 06:27 PM
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No, it is not.
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Do you have any evidence to back up your ridiculous claim?
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Re: WARNING!!! The world is going to end on March 4, 2010! -
02-10-2010, 07:22 PM
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I have a really important question about March 4th. I will try to formulate it in such a way that I get an answer and not some quotes and swearwords tossed at me. Please answer both questions, not one of them, otherwise skip them.
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Mark, when has anyone sweared at you (or anbody else for that matter). The thought that that may of happened realy upsets me. And of course I'll answer them both, though you know certain things cannot be discussed due to Project Habakkuk.
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"What will you do if March 4th is not the end of the world and nothing happens?"
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Probably the same thing that I will do if the sun stops revolving around the Earth. Die
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"If you are wrong about the world ending on March 4th, what will you say to all those who doubted you?"
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Well, if the Earth stops revolving around the sun, I doubt there will be any doubters, right? But if Project Habakkuk fails for some reason, I guess I'll have a cup of coffee and ask for two sugars.
Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Re: WARNING!!! The world is going to end on March 4, 2010! -
02-10-2010, 09:18 PM
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Originally Posted by MarkHenry
Question #1
"What will you do if March 4th is not the end of the world and nothing happens?"
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Then God has apparently changed His mind, as He did when He intended to destroy Nineveh. God can change His mind when people repent from their sins, you know:
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Jonah 3:4-10:
And Jonah began to enter into the city a day's journey, and he cried, and said, Yet forty days, and Nineveh shall be overthrown. So the people of Nineveh believed God, and proclaimed a fast, and put on sackcloth, from the greatest of them even to the least of them.
For word came unto the king of Nineveh, and he arose from his throne, and he laid his robe from him, and covered him with sackcloth, and sat in ashes.
And he caused it to be proclaimed and published through Nineveh by the decree of the king and his nobles, saying, Let neither man nor beast, herd nor flock, taste any thing: let them not feed, nor drink water:
But let man and beast be covered with sackcloth, and cry mightily unto God: yea, let them turn every one from his evil way, and from the violence that is in their hands.
Who can tell if God will turn and repent, and turn away from his fierce anger, that we perish not?
And God saw their works, that they turned from their evil way; and God repented of the evil, that he had said that he would do unto them; and he did it not.
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"If you are wrong about the world ending on March 4th, what will you say to all those who doubted you?"
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I will tell them that it certainly wasn't thanks to them that God gave the world a little more time to turn from evil. That there are some people who really did repent from their sins, and believed that the world was going to end on March 4, 2010, and that it was because of their belief, not the unbelief of ungrateful atheists like you, that the disaster was averted.
Nevertheless, I haven't seen many sinners turn to Christ so far, so I think we'll need to keep Project Habakkuk going.
Sweet Lord Jesus,
I want to pray for those who persecute me, my Lord.
Please, treat their children as you treated those of Egypt, when they upset you! (Psalm 135:8-9)
Dash their little children against the stones for their fathers iniquity! (Psalm 137:8-9)
Hit them on the cheek, and smash out their teeth! (Psalm 3:7)
Make their death and descent into Hell swift and terrible! (Psalm 55:15)
Scatter their broken bodies over the streets of their evil cities, like Benghazi, Amsterdam, Tokyo and Mecca! (Psalm 110:6)
Praised be Your Glorious Name™.
Amen.
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Re: WARNING!!! The world is going to end on March 4, 2010! -
02-10-2010, 09:48 PM
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Originally Posted by True Disciple
we'll need to keep Project Habakkuk going.
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Amen to that Brother. There are still a lot of people who have to be saved.
1 Thessalonians 4:8 "He therefore that despiseth, despiseth not man, but God, who hath also given unto us his holy Spirit."
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Re: WARNING!!! The world is going to end on March 4, 2010! -
02-11-2010, 05:43 AM
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Let me get this straight. You were strolling around the interwebs and this thread caught your eye.
You took all that time to think up a username and password. You had to answer the registration question from the Bible. Then, you went to check your email to get the confirmation for you to join here.
Finally, you charged into this thread to utter four monosyllabic words. That makes no sense whatsoever.
Ecclesiastes 4:5
The fool foldeth his hands together, and eateth his own flesh.
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Amen!
Psalm 14: 1The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God. They are corrupt, they have done abominable works, there is none that doeth good.
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Re: WARNING!!! The world is going to end on March 4, 2010! -
02-11-2010, 09:03 AM
Thank's for your replies, I thought it would be appropriate of me to answer those questions myself for a comaprison.
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Question #1
"What will you do if March 4th is not the end of the world and nothing happens?"
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Nothing special. Wake up, read news, eat.
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Originally Posted by MarkHenry
Question #2
"If you are wrong about the world ending on March 4th, what will you say to all those who doubted you?"
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People who predict near-future apocalyptic events but are unable to influence them (god's wrath, end of the world) always back it up with "But God can change his mind any time". Thus actually saying: "If I'm right I'm right and if I'm wrong I'm still right since God saved the world and thus he must exist."
Unwillingness to admit a mistake.
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Re: WARNING!!! The world is going to end on March 4, 2010! -
02-11-2010, 09:50 AM
MarkHenry, I can see where you're coming from, but it's dangerous reasoning.
So IF God decides to change His mind (or rather: it turned out to be a test), you'd say that the best course of action is to go "haha, God doesn't exist".
Then might then of course make God decide to end the world after all. So basically, it's a self-fulfilling prophecy what you're proposing.
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Be wary of false Kumbaya Christians who use a highlighter and scissors to read the Bible. God wants us to read the lines, not between the lines. False Christians will go to Hell:
Matthew 7:22 Many will say to me in that day, Lord, Lord, have we not prophesied in thy name? and in thy name have cast out devils? and in thy name done many wonderful works?
Matthew 7:23 And then will I profess unto them, I never knew you: depart from me, ye that work iniquity.
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Re: WARNING!!! The world is going to end on March 4, 2010! -
02-11-2010, 10:53 AM
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Originally Posted by GOD=life
MarkHenry, I can see where you're coming from, but it's dangerous reasoning.
So IF God decides to change His mind (or rather: it turned out to be a test), you'd say that the best course of action is to go "haha, God doesn't exist".
Then might then of course make God decide to end the world after all. So basically, it's a self-fulfilling prophecy what you're proposing.
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That's a good point. Also, just because God changes His mind, does not mean He doesn't exist either! Let's say March 4 comes and the world doesn't end. The atheists will be overjoyed saying "See! It didn't happen! God doesn't exist!"
But that is faulty reasoning, on another level.
Say for example you have a friend who has a friend you've always wanted to meet. You and your friend's friend have heard of each other through your friend and are both looking forward to meeting. Well, the day arrives and you are on your way to your friend's house to meet this new person. An emergency happens and you have to rush back home. You never show up at your friend's house while this new person is waiting.
An atheist is like this new person saying "You don't exist, because you never showed up.". Just because you never arrived and showed your face to this person, doesn't mean you don't exist.
But that is what these atheists who say March 4 is not the end of the world are claiming!
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Re: WARNING!!! The world is going to end on March 4, 2010! -
02-11-2010, 02:29 PM
I am most pleased about this as I haven't filed or paid my taxes in the last 11 years. When the collector finally got through to me I told him that he would have a better chance pushing a camel through the eye of a needle than get a thin cent from me. To which he laughed and thought I was joking. I assured him, that I thought rendering onto this Caesar was not worthy of my meager dollars, and that the fiction of money will be exposed as nothing more than some concept created by man and not of God. Now knowing for sure that all this will come to end March 4 has delighted me so much that my skybox seat is ready for my arrival.
Praise be Jesus' name,
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Matthew 6:19-21
19Lay not up for yourselves treasures upon earth, where moth and rust doth corrupt, and where thieves break through and steal:
20But lay up for yourselves treasures in heaven, where neither moth nor rust doth corrupt, and where thieves do not break through nor steal: 21For where your treasure is, there will your heart be also.
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Re: WARNING!!! The world is going to end on March 4, 2010! -
02-11-2010, 03:40 PM
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Son, do not come crying to me at 6:10 AM on March 4th, 2010
If you wait too long to repent, God will see through your little ploy and deny you access to Heaven.
Dispose of your worldly goods, give your money to the Church. God will see these efforts and reward you handsomely.
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Amen! I've given away every cent to my name, including my home, and haven't eaten for two days already. I'm SO happy!
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Re: WARNING!!! The world is going to end on March 4, 2010! -
02-11-2010, 04:54 PM
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I am most pleased about this as I haven't filed or paid my taxes in the last 11 years.
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I used to pay taxes but when I accidentally shot an inspector of taxes they stopped bothering me.
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To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
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Re: WARNING!!! The world is going to end on March 4, 2010! -
02-12-2010, 06:32 AM
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Do you think it wise to talk about Habakkuk in open forum?
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Shhh...the walls have ears!
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Re: WARNING!!! The world is going to end on March 4, 2010! -
02-12-2010, 10:24 PM
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While the public at our church is aware there is a Project Habakkuk going on, the details of said project are remaining secret, for now. To be on the safe side, I would limit references to the Project, and surely do not elaborate further on the workings.
SJ-74 was a disaster because someone had loose lips. I think you realize how important it is to keep mum about this whole affair. Are we on the same page, brother?
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Wait, nobody told me about SJ-74...
What's going on here?!
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Re: WARNING!!! The world is going to end on March 4, 2010! -
02-12-2010, 10:56 PM
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Wait, nobody told me about SJ-74...
What's going on here?!
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Nothing, Brother, nothing to worry about.
Sweet Lord Jesus,
I want to pray for those who persecute me, my Lord.
Please, treat their children as you treated those of Egypt, when they upset you! (Psalm 135:8-9)
Dash their little children against the stones for their fathers iniquity! (Psalm 137:8-9)
Hit them on the cheek, and smash out their teeth! (Psalm 3:7)
Make their death and descent into Hell swift and terrible! (Psalm 55:15)
Scatter their broken bodies over the streets of their evil cities, like Benghazi, Amsterdam, Tokyo and Mecca! (Psalm 110:6)
Praised be Your Glorious Name™.
Amen.
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Re: WARNING!!! The world is going to end on March 4, 2010! -
02-13-2010, 08:47 PM
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Come march fifth I will laugh whole-heartedly and will be sure to return here and let you know of my enjoyment.
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Well, its even better than that. You probably do not realize that one of the most specific predictions is that unbelievers would mock the Second Coming in a manner not unlike the mockery directed at Noah just before the flood came:
2Peter 3:3-4 ... knowing this first: that scoffers will come in the last days, walking according to their own lusts, and saying, “Where is the promise of His coming? For since the fathers fell asleep, all things continue as they were from the beginning of creation.”
So, ironically, your mockery is a fulfillment of Apostolic prophecy and an early herald of the Second Coming. Hmmm...
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Re: WARNING!!! The world is going to end on March 4, 2010! -
02-15-2010, 02:54 AM
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Your laughter will soon turn to screams of agony, once you realize that March 5, 2010 will mark your first day in hellfire.
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Amen. Every day that passes is bringing us closer to the end!
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Re: WARNING!!! The world is going to end on March 4, 2010! -
02-15-2010, 01:06 PM
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Originally Posted by Heathen_Basher
Amen. Every day that passes is bringing us closer to the end!
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Indeed. I'm counting down the days on my wall calendar:
Sweet Lord Jesus,
I want to pray for those who persecute me, my Lord.
Please, treat their children as you treated those of Egypt, when they upset you! (Psalm 135:8-9)
Dash their little children against the stones for their fathers iniquity! (Psalm 137:8-9)
Hit them on the cheek, and smash out their teeth! (Psalm 3:7)
Make their death and descent into Hell swift and terrible! (Psalm 55:15)
Scatter their broken bodies over the streets of their evil cities, like Benghazi, Amsterdam, Tokyo and Mecca! (Psalm 110:6)
Praised be Your Glorious Name™.
Amen.
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Re: WARNING!!! The world is going to end on March 4, 2010! -
02-15-2010, 02:16 PM
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Since you're so sure, would you like to bet money on that?
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Notice he's disappeared now? Guess he couldn't put his money where his mouth was.
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Re: WARNING!!! The world is going to end on March 4, 2010! -
02-15-2010, 02:25 PM
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Notice he's disappeared now? Guess he couldn't put his money where his mouth was.
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Yeah, I noticed. That was kind of the point of my "bet": it's easy to talk the talk, but not so easy to walk the walk.
That's something True Christians™ deal with every day. In fact, we get persecuted for walking the walk. Oh well, we'll have the last laugh very soon. But this will be a humble laugh, more like "ho-hum", because we do wish and pray for everyone to reconsider and turn to God after all.
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Be wary of false Kumbaya Christians who use a highlighter and scissors to read the Bible. God wants us to read the lines, not between the lines. False Christians will go to Hell:
Matthew 7:22 Many will say to me in that day, Lord, Lord, have we not prophesied in thy name? and in thy name have cast out devils? and in thy name done many wonderful works?
Matthew 7:23 And then will I profess unto them, I never knew you: depart from me, ye that work iniquity.
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Re: WARNING!!! The world is going to end on March 4, 2010! -
02-16-2010, 03:40 PM
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Oh yes...
I will bet you every single cent to my name. Ill even take it 25-1.
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I'd be amazed if this clown actually had a single cent to his name.
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