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06-09-2007, 04:51 AM
Every Christian knows that rock and roll music is the Devil's own -- so what happens when nearly two thousand people gather in one place to play it? Looks to me like a plot to raise Satan himself up out of Hell.
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'Smoke on the Water' strikes world record chord
POSTED: 10:57 a.m. EDT, June 4, 2007
KANSAS CITY, Kansas (AP) -- More than 1,680 guitar players turned out, tuned up and took part in what organizers say was a world record rendition of Deep Purple's "Smoke on the Water" -- a song that was the first many of them ever learned.
Some came from as far away as California and Germany on Sunday to take part in a Kansas City radio station's effort to break a Guinness world record for the most people playing the same song simultaneously. The record had been 1,323 people playing the same song in Vancouver, British Columbia, in 1994.
"It was cool to see little kids playing, people who had been playing for their whole lives, like older people, and then I'm sure there were people like me who just picked up the song a couple days before," said Autumn McPherson, of Winfield, a senior at the University of Kansas. (Watch guitarists attempt smokin' world record Video)
Preliminary numbers show 1,683 people played the popular early '70s guitar riff on Sunday at CommunityAmerica Ballpark.
"I thought it was going to be kind of cheesy," said Hannah Koch, of Prairie Village, who came clad in an elf costume. "But after I got here, I got caught up in the excitement of it."
Tanna Guthrie, a morning show host for KYYS (99.7 FM), came up with the idea for the record attempt. She said her station will send participant sign-up lists, photos, videos and copies of media coverage to Guinness seeking official recognition of a record.
Guthrie said she chose "Smoke on the Water," a track off Deep Purple's "Machine Head" album, because it's one of the first songs many guitarists learn.
"You never know if you can pull something like this off," she said.
One of the participants, John Cardona of Hanford, California, said he brought felt-tip pens so he could get others to sign his guitar.
"It was the guitar I learned on," the 41-year-old said. "It was very dispensable on the way here, but very valuable to me now."
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Re: Satanic ritual draws thousands -
06-09-2007, 05:13 AM
Smoke on the Water... That song reminds me of my Headlands Institute trip, back in Freshman year... *sigh* The memories... But back on topic! Almost 2 thousand people playing "Smoke on the Water" Is not a satanic ritual. They're trying to break a world record. Wish I could have been there, if I had known. That's the only song I know how to play on the guitar.
So let's clarify.
People Playing music =/= satanic ritual.
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Re: Satanic ritual draws thousands -
06-09-2007, 01:00 PM
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"I thought it was going to be kind of cheesy," said Hannah Koch, of Prairie Village, who came clad in an elf costume.
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O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.
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Re: Satanic ritual draws thousands -
06-09-2007, 01:04 PM
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Smoke on the Water... That song reminds me of my Headlands Institute trip, back in Freshman year... *sigh* The memories... But back on topic! Almost 2 thousand people playing "Smoke on the Water" Is not a satanic ritual. They're trying to break a world record. Wish I could have been there, if I had known. That's the only song I know how to play on the guitar.
So let's clarify.
People Playing music =/= satanic ritual.
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That must have been an awesome event! I love Deep Purple, and those opening chords are one of the few things I've learnd to play so far. I've recently begun learning to play, but am having to do so with just books, since lessons aren't in the budget right now.
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Re: Satanic ritual draws thousands -
06-09-2007, 03:05 PM
Honestly, Smoke on the Water is one of the greatest guitar riffs on Earth! How can people playing it be a satanic ritual? That song may be great but it has no supernatural value what so ever.
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Re: Satanic ritual draws thousands -
06-10-2007, 01:42 AM
Mrs. Debbie, one of our friends over at Teens-4-Christ, explains it a lot better than I can.
"All of the rock, etc., has the basic drum beat that is used by the Satan-worshipping tribes of Africa. If you were to study it out you would realize it. Did you know that "rock and roll" got its beginnings from the black African culture? THAT is how the beat was introduced into our current ungodly music - "Christian" rock included.
When Moses and Aaron were on Mt. Sinaii they heard what sounded like war in the camp. Turned out it was "music" - a "music" that typified idol worship - something that was totally against the music they knew as godly. When they came down and saw what was going on they were appalled to see the people dancing sensually in all manner of undress. Where did the people learn of this music? In Egypt when they were in captivity! Hmmm....and where exactly is Egypt?? Wonder of wonders - Africa."
Exodus 32:18-20
18And he said, It is not the voice of them that shout for mastery, neither is it the voice of them that cry for being overcome: but the noise of them that sing do I hear.
19And it came to pass, as soon as he came nigh unto the camp, that he saw the calf, and the dancing: and Moses' anger waxed hot, and he cast the tables out of his hands, and brake them beneath the mount.
20And he took the calf which they had made, and burnt it in the fire, and ground it to powder, and strawed it upon the water, and made the children of Israel drink of it.
See? The Bible condemns rock and roll music and recognizes its descent from Satanic bush monkeys. "Christian" rock is no different -- and Deep Purple (their name an obvious reference to rectal intercourse) are about as far from Christian as you can get.
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Re: Satanic ritual draws thousands -
06-12-2007, 02:00 AM
Then please tell me what you think is "good music" because you people have condemned everything from country to christian contemperary.
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06-12-2007, 02:12 AM
I believe that they only listen to choir music...
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Re: Satanic ritual draws thousands -
06-12-2007, 12:21 PM
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Re: Satanic ritual draws thousands -
06-12-2007, 12:28 PM
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Then please tell me what you think is "good music" because you people have condemned everything from country to christian contemperary.
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If you had bothered to look, you would see that a wonderful thread on this very subject has already been started. Take a look at THIS!
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Satanic ritual draws thousands -
06-12-2007, 02:51 PM
Ahhh dullness with no substance or beat.... Music only fuels the soul if its uplifting not if it makes one feel less than the dirt one walks on.
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Re: Satanic ritual draws thousands -
06-12-2007, 04:37 PM
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Ahhh dullness with no substance or beat.... Music only fuels the soul if its uplifting not if it makes one feel less than the dirt one walks on.
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Friend, in the eyes of the Lord, you are worth no more than the dust He formed your ancestors from. You want music that lies to you?
O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.
God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.
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Re: Satanic ritual draws thousands -
06-12-2007, 08:30 PM
My music does not lie to me, it tells me life is hard but must be so in order to get the good things.
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Re: Satanic ritual draws thousands -
06-13-2007, 11:56 AM
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My music does not lie to me, it tells me life is hard but must be so in order to get the good things.
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It lies to you, in other words. Unless you mean that life is hard because you tithe so much of your income to God's Favourite Church?
O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.
God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.
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Re: Satanic ritual draws thousands -
06-13-2007, 01:08 PM
You refuse to believe good things happen in this life don't you?
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Re: Satanic ritual draws thousands -
06-13-2007, 01:15 PM
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You refuse to believe good things happen in this life don't you?
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Not at all! Jesus says we will be richly rewarded for being True Christians and worshiping Him properly. You should see the place I live in....8 bathrooms! 12 bedrooms! An olympic sized pool! Get on your knees and Praise Jesus boy! NOW!
2 Samuel 22:21
The LORD rewarded me according to my righteousness: according to the cleanness of my hands hath he recompensed me.
2 Chronicles 15:7
Be ye strong therefore, and let not your hands be weak: for your work shall be rewarded.
Psalm 31:23
O love the LORD, all ye his saints: for the LORD preserveth the faithful, and plentifully rewardeth the proud doer.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Satanic ritual draws thousands -
06-13-2007, 01:19 PM
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Not at all! Jesus says we will be richly rewarded for being True Christians and worshiping Him properly. You should see the place I live in....8 bathrooms! 12 bedrooms! An olympic sized pool! Get on your knees and Praise Jesus boy! NOW!
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So you live at a Holiday Inn Express?
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06-13-2007, 03:30 PM
I am FEMALE how many times and in how many languages do I have to say it before you understand?
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06-13-2007, 03:40 PM
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I am FEMALE how many times and in how many languages do I have to say it before you understand?
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It won't matter how many times you say it - they will see and hear what suits their purposes.
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Re: Satanic ritual draws thousands -
06-13-2007, 03:43 PM
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You refuse to believe good things happen in this life don't you?
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What a ridiculous thing to say. Good things happen every day. Just glancing over today's news, this story put a wide, healthy grin on my face. I defy any right-minded person to read it and not be cheered up.
O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.
God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.
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