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Thumbs up Re: My wife stopped doing her duties!? - 01-12-2019, 05:50 PM
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Originally Posted by BibleReader2231 View Post
Mister Cranky, I am more than happy to come help you out in your time of need if you ever need anything. I know how to cook and do laundry. I also do a good job of ironing clothes and beating his meat (to make it tender for later) according to my Pa.
If, as it seems to be the case, Mr. Cranky is in the market for a new bride soon, have you considered asking your father to make him an offer? You're already 17, you really ought to get hitched before it's too late.

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