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Re: Atheism: The Ultimate Excuse -
03-06-2012, 03:55 PM
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If I were an atheist, I would go to Billy Bob Jenkin's house and personally murder him and sodomize his corpse and laugh about it afterwards.
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Now we're talking! There's no end to their perversions. It's like they have no restraint whatsoever.
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03-06-2012, 04:44 PM
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If I were an atheist, I would go to Billy Bob Jenkin's house and personally murder him and sodomize his corpse and laugh about it afterwards.
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I would have my nephew watch everything you do to show how evil people are when they don't have God in their life.
Actually, that gives me an idea.
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Re: Atheism: The Ultimate Excuse -
03-06-2012, 05:55 PM
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If I were an atheist, I would go to Billy Bob Jenkin's house and personally murder him and sodomize his corpse and laugh about it afterwards.
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How else does one kill?
Proverbs 20:23 Divers weights are an abomination unto the LORD; and a false balance is not good.
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Re: Atheism: The Ultimate Excuse -
03-06-2012, 05:58 PM
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How else does one kill?
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It's not like the Jews hammered in the nails themselves...
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Re: Atheism: The Ultimate Excuse -
03-06-2012, 06:20 PM
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It's not like the Jews hammered in the nails themselves...
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Proverbs 20:23 Divers weights are an abomination unto the LORD; and a false balance is not good.
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Re: Atheism: The Ultimate Excuse -
03-06-2012, 07:28 PM
I'd catch some bats and fry them up. I've always wanted to try fried bat.
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Originally Posted by God in the KJV1611
And these are they which ye shall have in abomination among the fowls; they shall not be eaten, they are an abomination: the eagle, and the ossifrage, and the ospray,
And the vulture, and the kite after his kind;
Every raven after his kind;
And the owl, and the night hawk, and the cuckow, and the hawk after his kind,
And the little owl, and the cormorant, and the great owl,
And the swan, and the pelican, and the gier eagle,
And the stork, the heron after her kind, and the lapwing, and the bat.
Leviticus 11:13-19
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Oh, and I suppose I'd become a pedophile. I mean, who wouldn't, right?
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Re: Atheism: The Ultimate Excuse -
03-06-2012, 08:01 PM
Proverbs 20:23 Divers weights are an abomination unto the LORD; and a false balance is not good.
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Re: Atheism: The Ultimate Excuse -
03-06-2012, 08:14 PM
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Exactly! Mosalems are just like atheists, they have no morals!
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Re: Atheism: The Ultimate Excuse -
03-07-2012, 08:23 PM
Also, if I was atheist, I would become a serial killer and target random pastors from all over the country and keep a collection of their smiling heads in my basement.
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Re: Atheism: The Ultimate Excuse -
03-08-2012, 01:47 AM
If I were an atheist, I would take the name of the Lord Thy God in vain.
I might, like other atheists, use vulger language like the word our pastors have wisely prohibited on this site.
Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.
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Re: Atheism: The Ultimate Excuse -
03-08-2012, 01:53 AM
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Originally Posted by Johny Joe Hold
If I were an atheist, I would take the name of the Lord Thy God in vain.
I might, like other atheists, use vulger language like the word our pastors have wisely prohibited on this site.
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SICK!!!!!
I have a hard time thinking I'd be so disgusting. I know I'd be on the receiving end of a lot of anal sex, but I think I have to draw the line somewhere. Thank the Lord he has had it in his infinite wisdom to show you the truth that is Jesus Christ.
Exodus 21:20-21
20And if a man smite his servant, or his maid, with a rod, and he die under his hand; he shall be surely punished. 21Notwithstanding, if he continue a day or two, he shall not be punished: for he is his money.
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Re: Atheism: The Ultimate Excuse -
03-08-2012, 03:09 AM
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Originally Posted by The Lord's Sword
SICK!!!!!
I have a hard time thinking I'd be so disgusting. I know I'd be on the receiving end of a lot of anal sex, but I think I have to draw the line somewhere. Thank the Lord he has had it in his infinite wisdom to show you the truth that is Jesus Christ.
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See, you don't understand how the atheist thinks. They don't know how to "draw the line somewhere." With them, anything goes.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Atheism: The Ultimate Excuse -
03-08-2012, 07:22 AM
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Originally Posted by The Lord's Sword
SICK!!!!!
I have a hard time thinking I'd be so disgusting. I know I'd be on the receiving end of a lot of anal sex, but I think I have to draw the line somewhere. Thank the Lord He has had it in His infinite wisdom to show you the Truth that is Jesus Christ.
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You missed a couple of capital letters there Brother. The capital 'H's are required, the capital 'T' is a little trickier. Because it is God's Truth that you're referring to, it deserves to be capitalized. Out of respect for the Lord.
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Re: Atheism: The Ultimate Excuse -
03-08-2012, 07:36 AM
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Originally Posted by Capt. A. Portway
You missed a couple of capital letters there Brother. The capital 'H's are required, the capital 'T' is a little trickier. Because it is God's Truth that you're referring to, it deserves to be capitalized. Out of respect for the Lord.
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I apologize! I was more than a little disturbed about the post I was quoting, it had an effect on my grammatical abilities, at that moment.
Exodus 21:20-21
20And if a man smite his servant, or his maid, with a rod, and he die under his hand; he shall be surely punished. 21Notwithstanding, if he continue a day or two, he shall not be punished: for he is his money.
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Re: Atheism: The Ultimate Excuse -
03-08-2012, 09:07 PM
If I was all of a sudden a atheist and hated JESUS I'd probably just do "it" with some boy.
I might even try putting his "thing" in my mouth (even though it seems sssoooooooooo GROSS!!).
But since I was a atheist, it probably wouldn't gross me out, cuz like according to all the other girls that work at The Pita Pit (they don't go to church), they do BJs to guys like EVERY DAY!
But I think even if I was a atheist, I wouldn't lez out cuz lezzies have to lick each other "down there"!
And that's where pee comes out and it's all hairy and stuff and I think that, to be a lez you have to a atheist AND be crazy!
Tammi
He is the Rock, his work is perfect: for all his ways are judgment: a God of truth and without iniquity, just and right is he. Deuteronomy 32-4
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Re: Atheism: The Ultimate Excuse -
03-08-2012, 11:45 PM
This thread is horrific. Just thinking how my life would be without the Lord.
I'd still be with my girlfriend, because I wouldn't know to hate homosexuals. In fact, not just homosexuals. A whole host of people. I'd probably still just generally "try to be nice" and not know or care what the Lord thought of people.
There are charities I'd support that I know realise are a sickening perversion - providing housing for people to lazy to have jobs and buy their own or even sending money to nigras.
Honestly, I wouldn't know how to behave at all. Left with just myself to decide what is right and wrong I'd be totally anchorless. Eating clam whenever I could, just the thought...
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Re: Atheism: The Ultimate Excuse -
03-13-2012, 10:55 AM
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Originally Posted by TheLordSavedMe
If I was all of a sudden a atheist and hated JESUS I'd probably just do "it" with some boy.
I might even try putting his "thing" in my mouth (even though it seems sssoooooooooo GROSS!!).
But since I was a atheist, it probably wouldn't gross me out, cuz like according to all the other girls that work at The Pita Pit (they don't go to church), they do BJs to guys like EVERY DAY!
But I think even if I was a atheist, I wouldn't lez out cuz lezzies have to lick each other "down there"!
And that's where pee comes out and it's all hairy and stuff and I think that, to be a lez you have to a atheist AND be crazy!
Tammi
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but they could lick you
Proverbs 20:23 Divers weights are an abomination unto the LORD; and a false balance is not good.
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Re: Atheism: The Ultimate Excuse -
03-13-2012, 04:39 PM
Well I would not believe that God has given us the animals to eat and stop eating meat. Horrific, feeling sorry for animals...
There goes my pound of pork a day diet. Luckily I won't have to do that!
II Kings 2:23-24: 23And he went up from thence unto Bethel: and as he was going up by the way, there came forth little children out of the city, and mocked him, and said unto him, Go up, thou bald head; go up, thou bald head. 24And he turned back, and looked on them, and cursed them in the name of the LORD. And there came forth two she bears out of the wood, and tare forty and two children of them.
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Re: Atheism: The Ultimate Excuse -
03-13-2012, 04:52 PM
I would join Anonymous and send messages like this to church websites:
Greetings fellow pirates, hey there religionfags! Guess what? U dun goofed! We rm’d you and your gods and saints neither’t protected you nor casted some awesome thunderbolt onto us.
Let us be clear from the start: any kind of religion is a sickness to this world.
A sickness that creates hate and intollerance,
a sickness that brings people to wage war on their fellow people,
a sickness that has come to this world long time ago, when mankind wasn’t educated,
a sickness that brought false hope and surpression to those who believed
and often even more terror and surpression to those who dared not to believe.
Religions are authoritarian hierarchies, designed to dominate your free
will. Religions are mind control.They’re power structures that aim to convince you to give away your power for the benefit of those who enjoy dominating people. When you subscribe to a religion, you enroll in a mindless minion training program. Religions don’t market themselves as such, but this is essentially how they operate.In case you ever wondered why religious teachings are invariably mysterious, confusing, and incongruent? This is no accident — it’s intentional.
We see religion pretty much the same way as we see many governments. Fearmongering and making lots of money,so a small group of ppl will become insanely rich, while the believing masses can eat dirt.As long as they are afraid that “omgomg god will come and strike great vengeance upon me” all is good.
To quote Encyclopedia Dramatica (bringing you answers to life, the universe and everything since last Thursday) on this issue:
»Religion is a severe mental illness created over 9000 years ago, at the
same time as the Earth. Since then, religion has been one of the biggest sources of drama, faggotry, and unwarranted self-importance in the world today, secondary only to the internet. It is responsible for such insanity as Christfags believing that beating someone half to death with a 2,000 year old book will heal them and Muslims believing that if they blow themselves up they will get 72 virgins. Even atheists are not immune to the psychotomimetic effects of religion; the mere mention of religion is enough to send any atheist into hours of butthurt shitfits.«
So people of the world, don’t let religion control your life. Don’t fight against each other for contrary beliefs.This world and our life can be a wonderful adventure, where you have the unique chance to help mankind and your fellow citizens. Where we can all work together to make this earth a better place for ourselves,our children and all those generations who will come after us. ^(;,; )^
Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
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Re: Atheism: The Ultimate Excuse -
03-13-2012, 05:58 PM
He is the Rock, his work is perfect: for all his ways are judgment: a God of truth and without iniquity, just and right is he. Deuteronomy 32-4
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