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Re: Anal Beads. Satans Rosary? ADULTS ONLY PLEASE! -
07-14-2009, 07:06 AM
I don't even want to know why that long-necked horse-mouthed hussy is smiling! I can only imagine where the rest of those beads are located...
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07-14-2009, 07:09 PM
Rev. Jim, that harlot would clearly benefit from one of your intense counselling sessions.
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09-28-2010, 05:45 AM
I'm still trying to understand how anal beads represent the 'devils rosemary'
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09-28-2010, 07:58 AM
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I'm still trying to understand how anal beads represent the 'devils rosemary'
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I'm trying to figure out what you were searching for online that brought you to this thread that's over a year old, and prompted you to go through all the steps required for membership on our board just to post that one comment.
Oh and it's Rosary, as in the beads that pagan catholiks use.
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09-30-2010, 04:37 PM
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The package indicates multi-purpose. What else could you do with that thing?!?
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It's clearly a rosary, Brother Nobar. Catholics can pray to their pagan goddess, Mary, using it.
I can only imagine they cry, "Hail Mary, I'm Full of Grace!" with each bead.
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I'm still trying to understand how anal beads represent the 'devils rosemary'
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As Sister BIG has pointed out, ROSARY.
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10-03-2010, 03:21 AM
[QUOTE=Dear retard:
As Sister BIG has pointed out, ROSARY.
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I know it's rosary, I wasn't really thinking about it when I wrote that post. You don't have to refer to me as a retard because of it. What I do find funny is that I got an infraction for promoting anal beads due to my post, when I was clearly just asking what the relation was. Yet I'm the retard, lol, ok.
I was linked here from an image board laughing at the expense of your views on the world and society, quite honestly I can't blame them. After browsing through a few threads I've come to the conclusion that there is something seriously wrong with the majority of you. Following a book that was written over 2000 years ago that promotes sexism, racism and other 'ungodly' things is just stupid.
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Re: Anal Beads. Satans Rosary? ADULTS ONLY PLEASE! -
10-03-2010, 03:22 AM
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I know it's rosary, I wasn't really thinking about it when I wrote that post. You don't have to refer to me as a retard because of it. What I do find funny is that I got an infraction for promoting anal beads due to my post, when I was clearly just asking what the relation was. Yet I'm the retard, lol, ok.
I was linked here from an image board laughing at the expense of your views on the world and society, quite honestly I can't blame them. After browsing through a few threads I've come to the conclusion that there is something seriously wrong with the majority of you. Following a book that was written over 2000 years ago that promotes sexism, racism and other 'ungodly' things is just stupid.
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Thank you for taking the time out of your busy schedule of worshiping satan and spreading your legs for anyone with a dollar to post this hateful message. The Holy Bible tells us that we are actually Blessed by your persecution! Thanks for proving that we're right.
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Matthew 5:10 Blessed are they which are persecuted for righteousness' sake: for theirs is the kingdom of heaven.
5:11 Blessed are ye, when men shall revile you, and persecute you, and shall say all manner of evil against you falsely, for my sake.
5:12 Rejoice, and be exceeding glad: for great is your reward in heaven: for so persecuted they the prophets which were before you.
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Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Anal Beads. Satans Rosary? ADULTS ONLY PLEASE! -
10-03-2010, 03:29 AM
I can't say I know much about where you're from or your experiences, but prostitution is usually practiced by females. I thought god frowned upon homosexuals so you better quit that habit while you can.
I don't worship Satan nor god for I don't believe in either, I'm unsure of what happens when we pass away because no one has really lived to tell the tale have they? Sure you can continue claiming that the bible reveals all, but to be honest it's about as realistic as Harry Potter. At best the bible is a moralistic guideline, but is now outdated by a majority of societies regulations. Enjoy your brainwashed cult following, I know for a fact no matter what I say you're all going to continue blindly worshipping something that most probably isn't there. So I'll be taking my leave now.
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Re: Anal Beads. Satans Rosary? ADULTS ONLY PLEASE! -
10-03-2010, 03:31 AM
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I can't say I know much about where you're from or your experiences, but prostitution is usually practiced by females. I thought god frowned upon homosexuals so you better quit that habit while you can.
I don't worship Satan nor god for I don't believe in either, I'm unsure of what happens when we pass away because no one has really lived to tell the tale have they? Sure you can continue claiming that the bible reveals all, but to be honest it's about as realistic as Harry Potter. At best the bible is a moralistic guideline, but is now outdated by a majority of societies regulations. Enjoy your brainwashed cult following, I know for a fact no matter what I say you're all going to continue blindly worshipping something that most probably isn't there. So I'll be taking my leave now.
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Feel free to leave, but I hope you'll stop and think about something first: Jesus sent you here for a reason.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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10-03-2010, 03:35 AM
Sorry but that actually made me laugh out loud. You think some guy who passed away over 2000 years ago sent me to a website. I know you think he's some form of spiritual entity who has influence on everyone, so don't bother explaining.
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10-03-2010, 03:38 AM
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Sorry but that actually made me laugh out loud. You think some guy who passed away over 2000 years ago sent me to a website. I know you think he's some form of spiritual entity who has influence on everyone, so don't bother explaining.
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Jesus only died temporarily. He arose on the third day and then later floated up to Heaven to be with His father God. There were something like 500 witnesses.
He's looking down on you right now. Won't you please open your heart to Him? All He wants is your adoration.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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10-03-2010, 01:57 PM
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Feel free to leave, but I hope you'll stop and think about something first: Jesus sent you here for a reason.
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Jesus only died temporarily. He arose on the third day and then later floated up to Heaven to be with His father God. There were something like 500 witnesses.
He's looking down on you right now. Won't you please open your heart to Him? All He wants is your adoration.
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Pastor Zeke, I sit in awe of your Godly appproach to this Godmocking nancyboy. Your patience and persistance in appealing to him are exactly the reasons you have attained the lofty status you hold in our fine church.
Sadly, I cannot stomach people such as this person, and is exactly the reason why I can only dream of being as holy as you.
I will regularly fall to my knees while in your presence.
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10-19-2010, 05:23 AM
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This guy could use it as dental floss.
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10-19-2010, 06:35 PM
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What in Gods green earth. Is that one of them there Jigopotomus
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Re: Anal Beads. Satans Rosary? ADULTS ONLY PLEASE! -
10-20-2010, 06:13 AM
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What in Gods green earth. Is that one of them there Jigopotomus
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I believe the thread title specifically said "ADULTS ONLY".
Bible boring? Nonsense!
Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
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Re: Anal Beads. Satans Rosary? ADULTS ONLY PLEASE! -
10-20-2010, 12:25 PM
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Dissssssssgusting! Leave it to the Catlicks to do something sickening and perverted with beads and butts.
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Who are Catlicks? Sounds to me that they enjoy licking a pussy? I have a friend - K Lafferty who uses the beads every day. He is of an evil cult though and not like us
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Re: Anal Beads. Satans Rosary? ADULTS ONLY PLEASE! -
10-20-2010, 12:39 PM
Her name is Sister Thumper - NOT 'Klafferty'.
Please read properly the name of the person to whom your posted is directed.
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10-30-2010, 05:16 AM
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Dear Godmocking Whore;
Thank you for taking the time out of your busy schedule of worshiping satan and spreading your legs for anyone with a dollar to post this hateful message. The Holy Bible tells us that we are actually Blessed by your persecution! Thanks for proving that we're right.
Enjoy hell. I know that Jesus and I can't wait to watch you burn in hell for all eternity. Oh, how we'll laugh at you as you scream in agony! Shout Glory!!
YIC,
--Pastor Ezekiel
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So I found this thread because of Stumbleupon (which I'm sure you all think is a tool of Satan). Are you guys serious? Pastor Ezekiel calls someone a whore and doesn't even know them. You guys call yourselves Christians? And you probably wonder why so few people like you. I'm all for religions, you can worship whoever you want, I don't care. I don't believe in God, but I don't run around and tell people to not believe. If they believe, good for them, not going to ruin my mood. But I find it kind of funny that this Ezekiel guy calls him a whore, tells him he opens his legs for a dollar, then in the next quote tells him Jesus just wants his adoration.
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Originally Posted by Pastor Ezekiel
Jesus only died temporarily. He arose on the third day and then later floated up to Heaven to be with His father God. There were something like 500 witnesses.
He's looking down on you right now. Won't you please open your heart to Him? All He wants is your adoration.
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Do any of you women talk in church? Because you know, in the bible it says you're not allowed. You're also not allowed to have haircuts, but you CAN have slaves. How nice.
So do you own slaves? No? Oh, why? Because times have changed? It's been how long since that 'book' was written? It's funny how you guys can think for yourselves when it comes to things that are AGAINST THE LAW, but if it's in a gray area and the bible forbids it, you guys freak out.
I thought Christians were supposed to be tolerant, not bigots.
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10-30-2010, 05:22 AM
According to Ezekiel's signature, a couple of you are going to Hell. Hypocrites and the despiteful.
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I believe the thread title specifically said "ADULTS ONLY".
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This is one of them. He called someone a retard for a typo, man he's SUCH AN ADULT. Grow up people.
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Re: Anal Beads. Satans Rosary? ADULTS ONLY PLEASE! -
10-30-2010, 05:26 AM
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I thought Christians were supposed to be tolerant, not bigots.
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