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Default Hello I'm new I wish to become a brother of the word and god's forum - 01-04-2018, 05:28 AM

I must admit, I came for prayers. Our family is devastated. My wife and I's four year old son has just come out as the gay. And after many beatings and lectures, we are left with tears and confusion. We even bought a Dr. Spock anti-christ book to help us... oh, have we lost our way. How it all started is we done seen our boy playing in my wife's night gown. When we questioned him he done did enact a scene from the soap opera Bold and Beautiful. He has since taunted us with his feminine antics.

We even considered exorcism but that is the devil worship Catholic last resort. I fear our only choice here is to turn him over to the orphanage. I do love all yall god loving folk and letting me post my god fearin concerns on the forum. For the love of Jesus amen.


Also, we think our 48 year old tortoise, Barny, may have also caught the gay. I'm too upset to even elaborate more. My home is cursed and without the love of Jesus amen!
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Default Re: Hello I'm new I wish to become a brother of the word and god's forum - 01-04-2018, 05:32 AM

Well that's nice, dear! Say, why don't you introduce yourself. Tell us what church you go to and what your favorite Bible verse is and how you came to find Jesus.



Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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Default Re: Hello I'm new I wish to become a brother of the word and god's forum - 01-04-2018, 05:42 AM

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Well that's nice, dear! Say, why don't you introduce yourself. Tell us what church you go to and what your favorite Bible verse is and how you came to find Jesus.

I do god's work on the daily. I have passed the offering basket at First Baptist Church in Phoenix for 22 years. My favorite bible verse
“Slaves, obey your earthly masters with respect and fear, and with sincerity of heart, just as you would obey Christ.” (Peter 2:18: )
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I do god's work on the daily. I have passed the offering basket at First Baptist Church in Phoenix for 22 years. My favorite bible verse
“Slaves, obey your earthly masters with respect and fear, and with sincerity of heart, just as you would obey Christ.” (Peter 2:18: )
How wonderful! How is Donald's Wall coming along in your fair state?


Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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Default Re: Hello I'm new I wish to become a brother of the word and god's forum - 01-04-2018, 05:51 AM

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How wonderful! How is Donald's Wall coming along in your fair state?
I am in Arizona, and the wall is truly glorious. Taller and longer than any wall I have ever seen. The Mexisins are kept at bay. We are truly blessed for our Donald Trump. Praise Jesus that GOD won this round in 2016.
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Praise Jesus that GOD won this round in 2016.
AMEN!


Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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Default Re: Hello I'm new I wish to become a brother of the word and god's forum - 01-05-2018, 02:39 PM

Isn't there some sort of spray?
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Default Re: Hello I'm new I wish to become a brother of the word and god's forum - 01-05-2018, 03:34 PM

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Isn't there some sort of spray?
Exodus 30:33-37
Whoever compounds any like it or whoever puts any of it on an outsider shall be cut off from his people.’” The Lord said to Moses, “Take sweet spices, stacte, and onycha, and galbanum, sweet spices with pure frankincense (of each shall there be an equal part), and make an incense blended as by the perfumer, seasoned with salt, pure and holy. You shall beat some of it very small, and put part of it before the testimony in the tent of meeting where I shall meet with you. It shall be most holy for you. And the incense that you shall make according to its composition, you shall not make for yourselves. It shall be for you holy to the Lord.
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Default Re: Hello I'm new I wish to become a brother of the word and god's forum - 01-05-2018, 04:29 PM

I’m saddened to here that such a young person has made the decision to be attracted to the same sex.

But what I wonder is just what you were doing letting your child watch the kind of TV that would cause him to adopt the deathstyle of the gaywise?

Maybe you should look a bit closer to home: can you honestly say that your wife is not infact a lady lesbyopath? Does she wear flat shoes, talk in a loud voice, like sports and ride a bike?

Does she have a friend that you have never met (perhaps from school) who just happens to be a female?

Maybe before moaning and whining to good and honest and decent people who have no prurientistical interest and homersexualism in all of it’s permutations you might think about what attracted you to a probably gay, lady lesbian (does she have ever look at you straight in the eyes?) and that maybe it speaks more about you than your son?

YIC


1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.

Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.

Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.
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Oh, yes ..here it is.



There are still some T-shirt designs left from our parade if you'd like to let people know you're not ashamed to be normal.
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Rebuke Re: Hello I'm new I wish to become a brother of the word and god's forum - 01-05-2018, 08:17 PM

When I see a man come to our forums expressing a desire to rid the gay from his home, I always shout HOORAY! PRAISE GOD! But then I saw Dr Niles' post, and I began to question if I should be happy.


I need a real reason to be happy. A true reason, in this fake world.


So: did you bring this gay spirit into your home? Confession on your knees to our loving and forgiving Lord and Master will help you to discern your part in this situation. Let the guilt overcome you; then lay flat on your face, lift one hand to Heaven, and ask Jesus to enter you. He will! (1 John 1:9) Write unto your wife a letter of divorcement if she is, indeed, of the Lebanese mindset. Begin at Genesis and read the King James Bible non-stop until you reach the end. Confess every sin that you find therein and ask Christ to cover it with His Glorious Blood that was shed for you on Calvary.


I would like to correct one notion you have. Exorcism is FAR from being a Catholic thing. It's a Christian thing. The LORD GOD says in His Word that we would go about casting out demons (Mark 3:13-15). For a nominal fee - usually under $15,300 - one of our pastors will personally visit your home (you must provide all transportation and lodging costs) and perform an exquisite exorcism with all the trimmings. We take the eradicafication of homer spirits very seriously within our band of Christian soldiers, so you've come to the right place for help.


I have added your family to my prayer list. Don't disappoint me.


Proverbs 21:31 KJV 1611:
“The horse is prepared against the day of battell: but safetie is of the Lord.”

Lord, may I serve my equine brothers and sisters just as I do my fellow man.
Amen and Amen
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I would like to correct one notion you have. Exorcism is FAR from being a Catholic thing. It's a Christian thing.
Whatever method of exorcising homosexual demons the Romans have doesn't seem to work.
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I’m saddened to here that such a young person has made the decision to be attracted to the same sex.

But what I wonder is just what you were doing letting your child watch the kind of TV that would cause him to adopt the deathstyle of the gaywise?

Maybe you should look a bit closer to home: can you honestly say that your wife is not infact a lady lesbyopath? Does she wear flat shoes, talk in a loud voice, like sports and ride a bike?

Does she have a friend that you have never met (perhaps from school) who just happens to be a female?

Maybe before moaning and whining to good and honest and decent people who have no prurientistical interest and homersexualism in all of it’s permutations you might think about what attracted you to a probably gay, lady lesbian (does she have ever look at you straight in the eyes?) and that maybe it speaks more about you than your son?

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One year, probably around 2004, my wife and I donated $20 to the campaign of a democrat running for congress. I do feel this may have led my family astray and allowed the devil in.
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If your "son" was born in 2014 that would be a very slow acting devil. Brother Larry has pointed out that you are unlikely to have been affected, since any devil causing its host to identify and purge homosexual demons (itself, in this case) would be far less effective in the world than we observe to be the case. Could this uncleanness have been transmitted from the mother? Now somebody like Ridge I could see smearing himself with perfumed paste, especially in light of his acting contrary to God's standard in every other aspect of his life..you didn't mention which character the wretched child portrayed but they're all equally dreadful..so perhaps you should question the mother in more detail. Are there aspects of her life kept from you? I would like to help you but can't do much. Here is a sample time-line: you can make one yourself quite easily.

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For each hour of the day you can fill in what you know about her movements (she was with you for example) and the extent to which her explanation satisfies you on the vertical scale. If there's an hour for which you have no information, simply leave that one blank. You can add questions, seemingly innocent remarks, into later conversations and fill in the blanks when she lets something slip. In the following example, green indicates an explanation which fits the facts and red shows which of her explanations do not fit the facts. Here is a sample chart:

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DAY ONE
first hour She was with you.
second hour She was still with you.
third hour She was absent for a short time and although her explanation of where she'd gone covered the facts, you were not 100% convinced. For instance, say she said she'd gone to the bathroom for a shower and came back wet BUT could she have climbed out the window for a secret assignation? YES, that is a possibility so not a full green bar for this hour.
fourth hour You were asleep.
fifth hour You were asleep.
sixth hour You woke up and she was there but smelled peculiar, maybe of gin or cattle or something like that. Her explanation that she'd been in the sewing room doing some knitting DOES NOT fit the facts. Red bar.
seventh hour You were breakfasting together.
eighth hour You were able to supervise her domestic chores.
ninth, tenth and eleventh hours You were at work.
twelfth hour She met you for lunch but was acting hypervigilant, with some straw stuck in the back of her hair, dilated pupils and wearing a shade of lipstick you know she does not possess. Her explanation that she'd finished the knitting and brought you a lovely cake for lunch because she loves you does not fit the facts. RED BAR.!!
thirteenth hour You were eating the cake and enjoying the lunch break together.
that evening.. after your return from work and chatting amiably during the evening meal she's prepared for you in the relaxed atmosphere you have encouraged, little comments she makes become feebler and feebler as you fill in the afternoon hours. You don't need to ask direct questions, any demons will give themselves away. What she says does fit the facts, sort of, as far as you know but even without blatant lies (which would get an instant red bar on your chart) you are not wholly convinced. Offer her coffee, brush past her and sniff. If she really made that cake, does she smell of flour? If she suggested she'd had a pedicure, perhaps during the sixteenth hour, remember to smell inside her boots later. When you arrived home for dinner, did she seem breathless or reeking of herbal fragrances? Have any farmer's wives been suspected of doing away with their husbands in your area? It's easy to drop these hints in a subtle way especially if you're suspicious of what happened after the pedicure. There's a couple of hours there, more than enough time for that demon to express itself gloating on some farm.

I would not recommend putting your chart on a wall at this stage. But as the weeks pass along a distinct pattern will emerge and I'm sure you'll find that helpful in assessing whether it was from her that the demon sprang.
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One year, probably around 2004, my wife and I donated $20 to the campaign of a democrat running for congress.
This is literal child abuse.



First: abortion
Second: that money went on the Drugs. FACT
Third: what kind of lesson for that for your unborn son?
Fifth: you need to take responsibility for your actions young man!


Galatians 6:5 For every man shall bear his own burden

Man up and accept your part is causing your son to chose to be attracted to same sex sodomitry

YIC


1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.

Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.

Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.
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This is literal child abuse.



First: abortion
Second: that money went on the Drugs. FACT
Third: what kind of lesson for that for your unborn son?
Fifth: you need to take responsibility for your actions young man!


Galatians 6:5 For every man shall bear his own burden

Man up and accept your part is causing your son to chose to be attracted to same sex sodomitry

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Your informed post reminded me of Hebrews 7. I had forgotten that prior to conception this appalling child existed inside its father. The topic (in Hebrews) is Melchisedec, an ancient king.

The argument is that Melchisedec blessed Abraham, therefore Melchisedec is better than Abraham. This historical event is recorded in Genesis 14:17-24.

Hebrews 7 .KJV . look up
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And without all contradiction the less is blessed of the better.

The point being that Melchisedec (who was also a priest) RECEIVED a tithe from Abraham (at the time still using his birth name, Abram) EVEN THOUGH Levi, who established the Israelite priestly caste, was ALSO PRESENT.

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Now consider how great this man was, unto whom even the patriarch Abraham gave the tenth of the spoils. And verily they that are of the sons of Levi, who receive the office of the priesthood, have a commandment to take tithes of the people according to the law, that is, of their brethren, though they come out of the loins of Abraham: But he whose descent is not counted from them received tithes of Abraham, and blessed him that had the promises.

But Levi had not been born. Indeed at this stage there were no Israelites at all because Israel, birth name Jacob, had not been born either. Jacob was Abram's grandson so Levi was his great-grandson. Where was Levi? He was inside Abram.

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And as I may so say, Levi also, who receiveth tithes, payed tithes in Abraham. For he was yet in the loins of his father, when Melchisedec met him.

First Levi was transferred to Isaac's mother (Isaac was his grandfather) then, inside Isaac, to Jacob (later re-named Israel) and subsequently Levi was transferred from Jacob to his own mother. Then he was born and later commanded to receive tithes of blemish free livestock and abundant metals.

Redwhiteblue's abomination would have been inside him in 2004, it follows, and could have been affected by this devil then. I'm not saying he WAS, just acknowledging my sloppiness in an earlier post. It would still be a good idea to run that wall chart (these time-lines get pretty lengthy quite soon and need to be viewed in a single take rather than by turning over pages, but initially a private record is appropriate) because those farmers' wives can get pretty indiscriminate and could be targeting the child's mother even now.

Perhaps one of the Pastors could meet with this family, just to clarify matters.
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