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Default Four Legged Birds - 09-04-2010, 01:59 PM

how I laughed
There was some mocking wretch, jeering at The Truth - you know the sort, atheistic, communistic, narcissistic, brave in company, but.. in fact a fool. Pretending to understand by “evidence based science” - whilst rejecting the only evidence he’d ever need for actual understanding.
It was one of their GLOAT-FESTS.
“Let’s leer at God’s word” they might as well have said, preening in lascivious vainglory. “Let’s poke fun at the Tree of Life, and live forever in Hell!”
“Let’s all vomit on Baby Jesus!”
I wasn’t listening. I didn’t need to. I knew what they were saying and I knew that they were wrong.
Leviticus 11:20 “All fowls that creep, going upon all four, shall be an abomination unto you.”
“Oh what happened to all the four legged birds?” sniggered the wretch. I smiled modestly to myself, knowing that a demonic version of that very four-legged bird would be dining on him in hell - accompanied by a red hot javelin.
I’m sure that Landover members will have seen Satan’s references all over the internet, scornful, taunting, and wrong!
But it is not my way to preen and gloat, even over fools who present evidence for their idiocy from the bowels of science itself.
FOUR LEGGED BIRDS DID EXIST, their remains have been found, their flight modelled in a wind-tunnel, and the very characteristics asserted in Leviticus proven true by “science’s” own mocking “gibbons”
The fools even post their data for all to see HERE but probably lie that it is of fantastic antiquity, of alien descent or double-helix time-vortex transfobulation: they will say anything. But everything they say is false. I don’t need to listen to know that.
And that is why I’m laughing, quietly, today.
Esther 7:8-10 Then the king returned out of the palace garden into the place of the banquet of wine; and Haman was fallen upon the bed whereon Esther was. Then said the king, Will he force the queen also before me in the house? As the word went out of king's mouth, they covered Haman's face. And Harbonah, one of the chamberlains, said before the king, Behold also, the gallows fifty cubits high, which Haman had made for Mordecai, who spoken good for the king, standeth in the house of Haman.
Then the king said, Hang him thereon.
So they hanged Haman on the gallows that he had prepared.
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Default Re: Four Legged Birds - 09-04-2010, 02:54 PM

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FOUR LEGGED BIRDS DID EXIST,
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Default Re: Four Legged Birds - 09-04-2010, 08:13 PM

A lot of baby birds use their wings to crawl around the nest. There is also the Hoactzin of South America which has claws at the end of its wings that it uses to crawl through dense brush.

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