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Default Jap Claims His Tallywhacker Can Exorcize Demons - 08-26-2013, 04:52 AM

THIS kind of slanty-eyed charlatan just burns my biscuits. Who in their right mind would believe that he can get the ghosts out of a chinks' cooter like that? It's ridiculous, and even the jap police saw through his lies.

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‘Ghostbuster’ Arrested After Claiming His PENIS Could EXORCIZE Ghosts From Inside Women

Huang Jianjun of Guangzhou, Guangdong Province, was arrested after he charged A Xin, a gullible young woman, $3,279 to perform an exorcism — one which involved him inserting his penis into her vagina to trap the “ghosts” he claimed were inhabiting her.

According to The Inquistr, Huang claimed that during an examination he had discovered the ghosts in her vagina which were keeping her boss from falling in love with her.

She agreed to have sex with him in order to trap the ghosts on his penis; however she quickly realized her mistake and called the police the next day.

Huang was arrested the next day and is awaiting trial.
I charge about 10 times that when I perform True Christian™ exorcisms, but you don't see the jap police chasing me down, do you?


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Default Re: Jap Claims His Tallywhacker Can Exorcize Demons - 08-26-2013, 05:56 AM

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"Huang was arrested the next day and is awaiting trial."[URL="http://widk.com/2013/08/23/exorcist-arrested-claiming-penis-purge-ghosts-inside-women/"]
I'm surprised the chinks even bothered to arrest him and not rather join him in some sick, government-sanctioned bukkake to further victimize the woman. The slants will forever be a mystery to the whole rest of the world.



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Default Re: Jap Claims His Tallywhacker Can Exorcize Demons - 08-26-2013, 08:00 AM

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I'm surprised the chinks even bothered to arrest him and not rather join him in some sick, government-sanctioned bukkake to further victimize the woman. The slants will forever be a mystery to the whole rest of the world.

We wouldn't even need them if obama didn't create unions for fat lazy factory workers to drain the teets off of honest job creators.

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