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Landover Thanksgiving Video! -
12-02-2009, 11:52 AM
This is one of the rush extracts from a 5 hour video of Life in Freehold on Thanksgiving Day (including a 3 hour sermon by Pastor Zeke.)
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Re: Landover Thanksgiving Video! -
12-02-2009, 12:11 PM
I wish I could have been there, it brings tears to my eyes.
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5:17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
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Re: Landover Thanksgiving Video! -
12-02-2009, 12:43 PM
Sweet Jesus what a night that was! I felt the Holy Spirit in every pore of my body!
I can't wait for the entire video to be released! Hundreds will turn their lives over to Christ on that day!
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Landover Thanksgiving Video! -
12-04-2009, 03:30 PM
The kids said it was "boring" but when they grow up they will cherish the memories.
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Re: Landover Thanksgiving Video! -
12-04-2009, 03:55 PM
SHOUT GLORY!
There will come a day when we take back the country and rid ourselves of those "secular" laws that force our fine upstanding members to have to don those hoods. It is hard to breathing there and if you are BLESSED by being picked to handle the burning cross of OUR LORD, it get's stuffy.
At least the smoke stuck in my hood gives me a reason for my eyes to wtaer, unlike some other sissyfied people here. I am looking at you, Brother Mayfield! Does someone need a prayer intervention?
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Re: Landover Thanksgiving Video! -
12-04-2009, 05:45 PM
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Originally Posted by Graham Christian
SHOUT GLORY!
There will come a day when we take back the country and rid ourselves of those "secular" laws that force our fine upstanding members to have to don those hoods. It is hard to breathing there and if you are BLESSED by being picked to handle the burning cross of OUR LORD, it get's stuffy.
At least the smoke stuck in my hood gives me a reason for my eyes to wtaer, unlike some other sissyfied people here. I am looking at you, Brother Mayfield! Does someone need a prayer intervention?
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You are one post from being banned. Choose your next words very carefully. I would suggest a long and sincere apology.
Matthew:
5:17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
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Re: Landover Thanksgiving Video! -
12-04-2009, 05:51 PM
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Originally Posted by eliot mayfield
You are one post from being banned. Choose your next words very carefully. I would suggest a long and sincere apology.
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I deeply apologize. I don't know what came over me. I am sure that there is a good and HOLY reason that such a GOD FEARING man as yourself would cry at a parade. I believe that in my desire to help other avoid sissyfication I lost my head and forgot my place. I will now go into my pray closet and read all of Leviticus.
Twice.
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Re: Landover Thanksgiving Video! -
12-04-2009, 05:55 PM
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Originally Posted by eliot mayfield
I wish I could have been there, it brings tears to my eyes.
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Graham Christian
I deeply apologize. I don't know what came over me. I am sure that there is a good and HOLY reason that such a GOD FEARING man as yourself would cry at a parade. I believe that in my desire to help other avoid sissyfication I lost my head and forgot my place. I will now go into my pray closet and read all of Leviticus.
Twice.
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1. I wasn't at the parade.
2. Tears to your eyes is not the same as "crying"
3. tears TO your eyes, doesn't mean they run down your cheeks.
4. As a good Christian, I forgive you.
Matthew:
5:17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
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Re: Landover Thanksgiving Video! -
12-04-2009, 10:30 PM
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Originally Posted by Ezekiel Bathfire
This is one of the rush extracts from a 5 hour video of Life in Freehold on Thanksgiving Day (including a 3 hour sermon by Pastor Zeke.)
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Brother Bathfire, I didn't think Rush was the sort of band you'd have at Landover. Aren't they demon-worshipping gothtard homosexuals and lesbians?
Why, that flat-chested woman on the left has "camel toe!"
Oh, of course. You meant RUSH!
Bible boring? Nonsense!
Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
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Re: Landover Thanksgiving Video! -
11-23-2012, 03:49 AM
Shout GLORY!!!
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Landover Thanksgiving Video! -
11-23-2012, 07:48 AM
Seeing this video made me sorry I couldn't be in Freehold for Thanksgiving in 2009, and doubly sorry I wasn't there this year. I do hope the Knights of Krits's Krucifixion approve my membership soon. They said there as some holdup because of my Jewish heritage, but I imagine they'll get that straightened out soon.
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