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Re: Reminder: God does not listen to the prayers of sinners. -
11-04-2011, 09:24 AM
Weird, God has listened to my prayers, even though I've sinned. Hmm, or maybe I haven't?
Blessed be thy.
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11-04-2011, 10:28 AM
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Weird, God has listened to my prayers, even though I've sinned. Hmm, or maybe I haven't?
Blessed be thy.
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I find it fascinating that you aren't sure whether or not you prayed.
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Re: Reminder: God does not listen to the prayers of sinners. -
11-07-2011, 04:44 AM
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Weird, God has listened to my prayers, even though I've sinned. Hmm, or maybe I haven't?
Blessed be thy.
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Apparently, this one smokes demonic weeds, and is not aware of.....well.....anything. Thus, they have a continuous, stinky smell.
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5:4 Neither filthiness, nor foolish talking, nor jesting, which are not convenient: but rather giving of thanks. 5:5 For this ye know, that no whoremonger, nor unclean person, nor covetous man, who is an idolater, hath any inheritance in the kingdom of Christ and of God.
Psalm 50:22 Now consider this, ye that forget God, lest I tear you in pieces, and there be none to deliver.
Deuteronomy32:35 To me belongeth vengeance and recompence; their foot shall slide in due time: for the day of their calamity is at hand, and the things that shall come upon them make haste.
Jerimiah 13:14 And I will dash them one against another, even the fathers and the sons together, saith the LORD: I will not pity, nor spare, nor have mercy, but destroy them.
Numbers 32:23 But if ye will not do so, behold, ye have sinned against the LORD: and be sure your sin will find you out.
Leviticus24:14 Bring forth him that hath cursed without the camp; and let all that heard him lay their hands upon his head, and let all the congregation stone him.
Ephesians5:5 For this ye know, that no whoremonger, nor unclean person, nor covetous man, who is an idolater, hath any inheritance in the kingdom of Christ and of God. 5:6 Let no man deceive you with vain words: for because of these things cometh the wrath of God upon the children of disobedience. 5:7 Be not ye therefore partakers with them.
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Re: Reminder: God does not listen to the prayers of sinners. -
11-07-2011, 04:55 PM
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Originally Posted by The_Revelator
Weird, God has listened to my prayers, even though I've sinned. Hmm, or maybe I haven't?
Blessed be thy.
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I will give you the benefit of the doubt and assume you mean you are not sure if you have sinned. Let us assume you are some dirty little heathen, maybe a whore, queer or catholic.
Let us also assume that you have prayed.
Well then if this is so, we can only assume God wasnt listening to you, and that he was listening to someone else. The fact that you happened to benefit from someone else faith and Christianity means you should be all the more grateful to the True Christians around here.
I would suggest sending a tithe for your miserable little life.
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Re: Reminder: God does not listen to the prayers of sinners. -
11-07-2011, 10:09 PM
God does not listen to ANY prayers at all. Know why? THERE IS NO GOD. You'll all learn that when the dark lord Cthulhu rises from the waters and devours you all. MUWAHAHAHA.
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Re: Reminder: God does not listen to the prayers of sinners. -
11-07-2011, 10:20 PM
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God does not listen to ANY prayers at all. Know why? THERE IS NO GOD. You'll all learn that when the dark lord Cthulhu rises from the waters and devours you all. MUWAHAHAHA.
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Yawn. Don't you have homework or piano lessons young one?
Matthew 19:14 "But Jesus said, Suffer little children, and forbid them not, to come unto me: for of such is the kingdom of heaven."
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Re: Reminder: God does not listen to the prayers of sinners. -
11-07-2011, 10:26 PM
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Yawn. Don't you have homework or piano lessons young one?
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Nope. I'm not that young, either, actually. Also I've known how to play the piano since I was 10.
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Re: Reminder: God does not listen to the prayers of sinners. -
11-07-2011, 11:03 PM
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Nope. I'm not that young, either, actually. Also I've known how to play the piano since I was 10.
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How fascinating. Is there anymore boring, pointless trivia about your life you like us to delete about your pathetic little life before you go on to post something useful friend?
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Re: Reminder: God does not listen to the prayers of sinners. -
11-07-2011, 11:15 PM
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Nope. I'm not that young, either, actually. Also I've known how to play the piano since I was 10.
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Liar, you are definitely immature. I suggest more bible reading little one.
Deuteronomy 6:13
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Re: Reminder: God does not listen to the prayers of sinners. -
11-08-2011, 01:40 AM
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Liar, you are definitely immature. I suggest more bible reading little one.
Deuteronomy 6:13
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I'm not immature, you're the childish ones here.
The Great Old One will definitely choose you piffletards as the first ones he sends into a horrific oblivion. I hope you will enjoy it there. If I'm wrong, he is going to awake soon...perhaps in the next year, if we're lucky.
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Re: Reminder: God does not listen to the prayers of sinners. -
11-08-2011, 01:50 AM
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I'm not immature, you're the childish ones here.
The Great Old One will definitely choose you piffletards as the first ones he sends into a horrific oblivion. I hope you will enjoy it there. If I'm wrong, he is going to awake soon...perhaps in the next year, if we're lucky.
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Boring little boy is boring.
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Re: Reminder: God does not listen to the prayers of sinners. -
11-08-2011, 02:05 AM
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Boring little boy is boring.
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If I'm so boring why not just ban me?
I'm quite bored, too. I don't know what I was thinking when I joined this website...
But like I said, feel free to ban me. I'm probably never coming back.
May Cthulhu be with you
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Re: Reminder: God does not listen to the prayers of sinners. -
11-08-2011, 02:27 AM
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If I'm so boring why not just ban me?
I'm quite bored, too. I don't know what I was thinking when I joined this website...
But like I said, feel free to ban me. I'm probably never coming back.
May Cthulhu be with you
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Why would we ban you when you provide such an excellent example of the self-loathing incumbent upon those who perpetrate anal rape on their fellow man.
Besides, I feel sorry for you. You will be burning in Hell for all eternity on the receiving end of Satan's serrated and barbed tallywacker, having your intestines deep fried perpetually in his sizzling six hundred degree demon semen.
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Re: Reminder: God does not listen to the prayers of sinners. -
11-08-2011, 03:45 AM
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If I'm so boring why not just ban me?
I'm quite bored, too. I don't know what I was thinking when I joined this website...
But like I said, feel free to ban me. I'm probably never coming back.
May Cthulhu be with you
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I'm sorry, but it is our policy NEVER to remove the account of an unsaved fool. Your belligerent hatemongering will remain for future unsaved scum to see and learn from for all eternity (or until Jesus returns to slay most of the earth, whichever comes first).
Jesus called you here for a reason, so you might rethink your selfish tantrum and stick around.
If you'd really like to remove yourself from our Godly forum, all you need to do is to click on that tiny red "x" in the upper righthand corner of your computer screen. Then close your computer, stand up, and walk away.
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Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
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Re: Reminder: God does not listen to the prayers of sinners. -
11-08-2011, 06:09 AM
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Originally Posted by CthulhuWarts
If I'm so boring why not just ban me?
I'm quite bored, too. I don't know what I was thinking when I joined this website...
But like I said, feel free to ban me. I'm probably never coming back.
May Cthulhu be with you
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As Brother Harold has reminded me we need to reach out to the poor of spirit and mind, helping them to become one with God again:
Mark 10:21
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Re: Reminder: God does not listen to the prayers of sinners. -
11-10-2011, 07:53 AM
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As Brother Harold has reminded me we need to reach out to the poor of spirit and mind, helping them to become one with God again:
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According to Story book god the ' poor of spirit ' are already blessed, unlike you faggots and wanna be Story book jesus' believers but failed at Bendover baptists Cult, they (Unlike you faggots and male bitches at Bendover baptist cult) they are also already assured of Heaven. LOL!
Blessed [are] the poor in spirit : for theirs is the kingdom of heaven. (Matt. 5:3) KJV Story book
Much much much much much much better luck IF you at Bendover baptist wish to try your luck against me again?
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Re: Reminder: God does not listen to the prayers of sinners. -
11-10-2011, 08:28 AM
There is no luck involved with besting you, friend. You have been shot down time and time again, and you keep showing up with black eyes and loose teeth claiming victory.
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Re: Reminder: God does not listen to the prayers of sinners. -
11-10-2011, 09:12 AM
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Originally Posted by Zechariah Smyth
There is no luck involved with besting you, friend. You have been shot down time and time again, and you keep showing up with black eyes and loose teeth claiming victory.
YiC,
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I wonder if any body is still reading his posts? I read the first few but I just couldn't see a point to any of them. Now I just see them as 'white noise' between others valid posts,
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Re: Reminder: God does not listen to the prayers of sinners. -
11-10-2011, 10:00 AM
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I wonder if any body is still reading his posts? I read the first few but I just couldn't see a point to any of them. Now I just see them as 'white noise' between others valid posts,
YiC
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This.
There's only so much reiterating blind un-faith one can take.
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Re: Reminder: God does not listen to the prayers of sinners. -
08-17-2012, 06:11 PM
Praise His holy name!
Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.
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