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On Bacteria -
01-20-2008, 07:09 PM
Dear Friend,
All bacteria are hell-bound. These stubborn Prokaryotes have had two thousand years to accept Jesus into their hearts (metaphorically), and yet out best Scientists for Christ™ have found no evidence of conversion. Bacteria continue to writhe about with their wicked flagella, reproducing asexually (clearly CHRONIC MASTURBATORS), each mocking God with every atom of its cell. Just wait until the end times -- Satan will show them some real bacilli and cocci!
Yours in Him,
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01-20-2008, 07:22 PM
Oh-my-GoD - and don't even get Pastor Pistle going on those EYELASH MITES!!!
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01-20-2008, 09:13 PM
We are called to preach to every creature:
And he said unto them, Go ye into all the world, and preach the gospel to every creature. Matthew 15:16
I am perfectly willing to accost neighborhood squirrels, and cats, and chickens, and even the odd frog -- why, just the other day I was arrested for proclaiming Ecclesiasted 3:7 to a treefrog in the lilac bush at 2:00 AM. "There is a time to KEEP SILENCE," I bellowed out the window, "and NOW IS THAT TIME, by God!" Then the neighbors called the cops.
But I cannot preach to bacteria because they are tiny and have neither ears nor eyes.
And let me tell you, scientists are no help. Are they working on building a horde of nano-evangelists to bring the Gospel to microscopic creatures in a way these wee beasties can understand? No. They are not. They are no help at all.
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01-20-2008, 10:29 PM
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And let me tell you, scientists are no help.
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01-22-2008, 03:26 PM
This topic made me laugh, like so many others.
Your statement is wrong on just about every level that exists.
You and I believe that God created everything, therefore He created bacteria.
Without bacteria plants wouldn't exist. Plants require nitrogen for a menagorie of reasons, nitrogen gas is N2, and plants can't use this. Instead, bacteria "fix" the nitrogen for plant use. Ammonia is also used in fertilisers, which helps plants grow.
Without bacteria this entire planet would be covered in waste products of every living thing ever, bacteria are essential for the breakdown of waste products to put them back in the ground ready for recycling.
Bacteria live in your gut, millions of them. Bacteria, such as e-coli assist digestion, and even make vitamins. Without bacteria you would have terrible constipation permanently, which would not be pleasent for you or those around you!
Any diabetics owe their life to bacteria, which produces their insulin.
And a billion more reasons why bacteria are essential.
EVIDENCE THAT THEY ARE CONVERTED?! What evidence are you after?! Do you want scientists to look under microscopes to see if they are reading their Bibles or something?! Idiot.
Reproducing asexually. It might interest you that cells in your body are reproducing asexually all the time. Mitosis, other wise known as asexual reproduction occurs so that we can grow...! Besides, last time I checked, bacteria didn't have penis' or vaginas in which to reproduce sexually anyway. Masturbation has to occur when the genitalia actually exist...Masturbation maybe sinful, but you cannot reproduce via it...!
SUV - mites are a totally different type of creature.
The majority of creatures on this Earth don't have eyes or ears. Every microscopic species, a huge number of fish and crustaceans, a variety of insects and the list goes on.
Does that mean every single yeast cell that is responsible for wine production and bread is doomed too? Or what about, arghh, I don't know if its worth going on.
Nano evangalists? Why on Gods blessed Earth would they want to? A total waste of resources because nothing would happen. Maybe in your "University of Landover" you could develop some nano evangalists to bring the gospel to bacteria. Would be ammusing.
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01-22-2008, 03:29 PM
Just noticed something else.
You specied "atoms", does that MEAN you are admitting ATOMS exist? My my, just in another topic I was reading about how atomic theory was totally debunked...Does that mean you are hypocritical?Why, yes it does.
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01-24-2008, 01:38 PM
Do you believe that bacteria will be in Heaven? Whatever for? We won't need to eat there.
If you don't believe bacteria go to Heaven or Hell, then what do you think happens to bacteria when they die? Please use scripture to back up your statement.
No one gets into Heaven without accepting Jesus into their heart (or vacuole).
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01-24-2008, 03:31 PM
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Do you believe that bacteria will be in Heaven? Whatever for? We won't need to eat there.
If you don't believe bacteria go to Heaven or Hell, then what do you think happens to bacteria when they die? Please use scripture to back up your statement.
No one gets into Heaven without accepting Jesus into their heart (or vacuole).
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Godly words Pastor. The bacteria made a choice by not choosing a body form that could praise Jesus so they have to suffer the consequences as go to hell with all the other sinners.
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01-24-2008, 08:46 PM
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Nano evangalists? Why on Gods blessed Earth would they want to? A total waste of resources because nothing would happen. Maybe in your "University of Landover" you could develop some nano evangalists to bring the gospel to bacteria. Would be ammusing.
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Well, Juice, maybe YOU think it's a great thing that all bacteria are condemned to Hell, but we at Landover would much rather see them Saved.
Lord, please help Juice Newton to soften her hard heart, and let her open up to Your Warming Love!
Amen.
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01-24-2008, 08:53 PM
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Lord, please help Juice Newton to soften her hard heart, and let her open up to Your Warming Love!
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I think she should burn in Hell for that song of hers...... Angel of the Morning.
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01-24-2008, 09:03 PM
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Sister Jenny,
I think she should burn in Hell for that song of hers...... Angel of the Morning.
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01-24-2008, 09:18 PM
I don't know about all of this.. It's a well known Creation-science fact that bacteria don't even exist. Nor does the Bible mention such things.
Bacteria is just another secular lie dreamed up to "explain" how disease could happen when you exclude God and demons.
People get sick because God wants them to get sick (he either causes it directly, or allows a demon to cause it) all there is to it.
And the fact that we're called to preach the gospel to every creature...
Doesn't mean that those creatures have a soul and can be Saved!
Really, animals can't be Saved, being soulless creatures, but we're still called to preach to them like if they had one:
And to punish them according to God's law when they misbehave.
(Leviticus 20:16 being one example.)
If thou be wise, thou shalt be wise for thyself: But if thou scornest, thou alone shalt bear it.
A foolish woman is clamorous: She is simple, and knoweth nothing.
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01-25-2008, 05:43 PM
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I don't know about all of this.. It's a well known Creation-science fact that bacteria don't even exist. Nor does the Bible mention such things.
Bacteria is just another secular lie dreamed up to "explain" how disease could happen when you exclude God and demons.
People get sick because God wants them to get sick (he either causes it directly, or allows a demon to cause it) all there is to it.
And the fact that we're called to preach the gospel to every creature...
Doesn't mean that those creatures have a soul and can be Saved!
Really, animals can't be Saved, being soulless creatures, but we're still called to preach to them like if they had one:
And to punish them according to God's law when they misbehave.
(Leviticus 20:16 being one example.)
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If you looked under a microscope, you could see a bacterium. When more proof do you need that what you can see with own eyes?
You Christians are so up on your high horse about your design argument, and then say that in fact our design is not that complex after all.
Way to go.
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01-25-2008, 06:37 PM
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If you looked under a microscope, you could see a bacterium. When more proof do you need that what you can see with own eyes?
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PROVE that what one sees when looking through a microscope is actually bacterium..
Go ahead. Try it. You can't, because what you're saying just isn't true.
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01-25-2008, 07:49 PM
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PROVE that what one sees when looking through a microscope is actually bacterium..
Go ahead. Try it. You can't, because what you're saying just isn't true.
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Actually I can. If you were to examine the inside of the standard microscope, you would see that all that is inside is a series of glass lenses. Now when I look through a magnifying glass, or spectacles, which are also glass lenses, I can see what is right before me when I am not looking through it, only larger. Thus, I can safely say that a glass lense of this nature magnifies the appearance of whatever you look at through it. Therefore, I can know that I am not being deceived by some unknown device.
When I look through a microscope, I see these bacteria. I am able to examine their movement, reproduction and actions.
Now prove to me it isn't bacterium
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01-25-2008, 11:05 PM
Seems my point vent right over your head, so I'll try again:
PROVE that what one sees when looking through a microscope is actually bacterium.
You see something allright, nobody is arguing against that.
But prove that it's actually bacteria that you see.
I don't need to prove it isn't bacterium any more than I need to prove I'm not really a talking carrot:
Since you're the one who claims bacteria exists for a fact, you're the one who has to prove it. Show the "proof" that makes it a fact.
So stop making excuses and just do it.. if you can that is.
We both know you really can't and are simply going after what some "scientist" have told you.
You've made a pure leap of FAITH with no evidence to it's name.
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01-26-2008, 12:12 AM
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Seems my point vent right over your head, so I'll try again:
PROVE that what one sees when looking through a microscope is actually bacterium.
You see something allright, nobody is arguing against that.
But prove that it's actually bacteria that you see.
I don't need to prove it isn't bacterium any more than I need to prove I'm not really a talking carrot:
Since you're the one who claims bacteria exists for a fact, you're the one who has to prove it. Show the "proof" that makes it a fact.
So stop making excuses and just do it.. if you can that is.
We both know you really can't and are simply going after what some "scientist" have told you.
You've made a pure leap of FAITH with no evidence to it's name.
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Ok I see your point and I accept it is valid. Next time I have access to a microscope and a bacteria specimen I will observe and see for myself.
The last time I used a microscope, I was examining a Daphnia, or 'water flea', which I found interesting. I am not a scientist, and as such, I do not have a microscope or bacteria specimens. I will observe and compare the specimen under the microscope with a description of a bacteria and see if it matches up. The probability of this is high.
You see before I observed the daphnia myself, I had seen a magnified picture of it in a book, and sure enough, when I looked at it under the microscope, there it was, the same thing I saw in the book. Moving, breathing, reactant to stimulant. Just as the book described it. I have observed this with many other things from the same and/or other books. For example, we dissected a heart. If looked like it did in the book, and sure enough, when we cut it open, there were the ventricles, atria, bicuspid valves etc. Just as described.
I now know that these books have told me fact. This gives me reason to believe that the same will be true for bacteria.
When I open the Bible, I see riddles, metaphors and scripture about the Earth being flat. These same sources that I have found to be truthful, tell me that, and even describe experiments which have proven otherwise. I have been in an aeroplane, and observed the cuurvature of the Earth myself. I have sat on the beach, and watched a ship sail over the horizon. I have seen videos of people sailing around the world. I have seen pictures taken by astronauts and satellites of the Earth's spherical shape. I can trust these sources, because other things they have told me, and I have observed for myself to be true. None of this is true with the Bible.
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01-26-2008, 12:14 AM
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When I open the Bible, I see riddles, metaphors and scripture about the Earth being flat. These same sources that I have found to be truthful, tell me that, and even describe experiments which have proven otherwise. I have been in an aeroplane, and observed the cuurvature of the Earth myself. I have sat on the beach, and watched a ship sail over the horizon. I have seen videos of people sailing around the world. I have seen pictures taken by astronauts and satellites of the Earth's spherical shape. I can trust these sources, because other things they have told me, and I have observed for myself to be true. None of this is true with the Bible.
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You cannot understand the Bible because your father is satan.
John 8:43 Why do ye not understand my speech? even because ye cannot hear my word. 8:44 Ye are of your father the devil, and the lusts of your father ye will do. He was a murderer from the beginning, and abode not in the truth, because there is no truth in him. When he speaketh a lie, he speaketh of his own: for he is a liar, and the father of it. 8:45 And because I tell you the truth, ye believe me not.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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01-26-2008, 12:48 AM
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You cannot understand the Bible because your father is satan.
John 8:43 Why do ye not understand my speech? even because ye cannot hear my word. 8:44 Ye are of your father the devil, and the lusts of your father ye will do. He was a murderer from the beginning, and abode not in the truth, because there is no truth in him. When he speaketh a lie, he speaketh of his own: for he is a liar, and the father of it. 8:45 And because I tell you the truth, ye believe me not.
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I could be the son of a fish but that does not change what the Bible says.
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01-26-2008, 01:04 AM
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I could be the son of a fish but that does not change what the Bible says.
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No, the Bible never changes. But God can decide to send you a delusion, the better to befuddle you. Glory!
God shall send them strong delusion, that they should believe a lie: That they all might be damned.--2 Th.2:11-12
Your understanding of the Bible is the problem, not the Bible itself.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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