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Re: The "make it worse" game -
04-30-2009, 04:18 AM
A skittle and peanut butter sandwich
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Re: The "make it worse" game -
04-30-2009, 04:24 AM
The suffering of the bear bottom belongin to Ned Beatty in Zeke's basement
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04-30-2009, 04:26 AM
A tornado NOT hitting the LBC complex.
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Re: The "make it worse" game -
04-30-2009, 04:48 AM
That annoying part of a sore back that won't fix itself no matter what you do, which was caused by despicable sex acts which God finds abominable!
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Re: The "make it worse" game -
04-30-2009, 04:58 AM
Europeans making horrible films
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Re: The "make it worse" game -
04-30-2009, 05:09 AM
Casu Marzu illegally floats on his back to AMERICA to snooze at the nearest gas station.
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Re: The "make it worse" game -
04-30-2009, 05:15 AM
You have absolutely no idea what Casu Marzu is, do you?
John Wayne Gacy coming back to life:
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04-30-2009, 05:21 AM
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Originally Posted by Rachael Van Helsing
You have absolutely no idea what Casu Marzu is, do you?
John Wayne Gacy coming back to life:
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Those are the growths on your back that cause the pain.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: The "make it worse" game -
04-30-2009, 05:38 AM
Could have fooled me. I thought they were frozen caribou eaters who lived under the ice.
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04-30-2009, 05:42 AM
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Those are the growths on your back that cause the pain.
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No, it wasn't! It was from falling asleep on a remote control.
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Re: The "make it worse" game -
04-30-2009, 06:10 AM
Worse than falling asleep on the remote control:
Waking up in the middle of the night with the TV on and not being able to find the remote control.
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04-30-2009, 06:20 AM
That aint coffee.
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04-30-2009, 01:34 PM
Perez and PARIS Hilton have a love child
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04-30-2009, 02:24 PM
Father Teresa.
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Re: The "make it worse" game -
04-30-2009, 02:49 PM
Bananas being used by qweers in unspeakable ways!
Marijuana
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Re: The "make it worse" game -
04-30-2009, 02:53 PM
May you be a blessing to every life you touch.
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Re: The "make it worse" game -
04-30-2009, 02:56 PM
Crows crapping on the windshield.
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On a side note, why did Rachel have to bring up casu marzu? I mean...just horrors!
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Re: The "make it worse" game -
04-30-2009, 06:14 PM
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Originally Posted by Rachael Van Helsing
Europeans making horrible films
Next: Casu Marzu (if you don't know what it is, look it up)
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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Casu_marzu
Worse: Tofu casa marzu.
How about tweaking the rules, so that the "next" has to be related?
Example:
Casa marzu
Worse: Tofu casa marzu
Next person uses "Tofu casa marzu" as the thing to make worse:
Your caterer serving tofu casa marzu . . . and there's no such thing
Or maybe the next person goes with something related:
Tofu burgers served to a convention of soy-intolerant people.
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Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
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Re: The "make it worse" game -
04-30-2009, 06:34 PM
Tofu burgers served to a convention of soy-intolerant people who decide to eat it anyway.
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Re: The "make it worse" game -
04-30-2009, 07:26 PM
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Tofu burgers served to a convention of soy-intolerant people who decide to eat it anyway.
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Satan secretly switching my grass-fed beef burgers for tofu burgers and serving them to several soy-intolerant ladies spending their "time of the month" at The Monthly Visitor!
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