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Re: The "make it worse" game -
09-17-2009, 09:53 AM
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Smelly foreigners who don't believe in using soap, deodorant, toothpaste, aftershave, foot powder or mouthwash.
They do believe in pomade. Lot's and lot's of pomade.
The upcoming remake of Red Dawn.
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The upcoming remake of Red Dawn, starring Tom Cruise and John Trevolta!
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Psalm 1:5 Therefore the wicked will not stand in the judgement, nor sinners in the assembly of the righteous.
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09-17-2009, 10:10 AM
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Improper use of standard punctuation.
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09-17-2009, 10:15 AM
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Improper use of standard punctuation.
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Correct use of punctuation challenged by the self-proclaimed English professor!!
Next : Know-it-alls... (...meaning the allowance for someone to elaborate on my statement!)
Psalm 1:5 Therefore the wicked will not stand in the judgement, nor sinners in the assembly of the righteous.
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09-17-2009, 11:34 AM
Know-nothings who think that they are Know-it-alls and then reveal their ignorance in the comments that they make.
Next: South Africans
Joshua 24:15
And if it seem evil unto you to serve the LORD, choose you this day whom ye will serve; whether the gods which your fathers served that were on the other side of the flood, or the gods of the Amorites, in whose land ye dwell: but as for me and my house, we will serve the LORD.
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09-17-2009, 12:26 PM
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South African queers who make pacts with satan to win foot races.
Next: North Koreans marrying South Africans.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: The "make it worse" game -
09-17-2009, 12:40 PM
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North Koreans marrying South Koreans.
Next : Wales
Psalm 1:5 Therefore the wicked will not stand in the judgement, nor sinners in the assembly of the righteous.
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09-17-2009, 12:48 PM
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Filthy liberal hippies killing the whaling industry. (By the way, you missed the H in "Whales".)
Next: People who insist - despite the proof right in front of their faces - that whales aren't fish.
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09-17-2009, 01:12 PM
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Filthy liberal hippies killing the whaling industry. (By the way, you missed the H in "Whales".)
Next: People who insist - despite the proof right in front of their faces - that whales aren't fish.
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Am I the only American that knows that Wales is a country in the UK? OK, can't say I blame anyone for that... It is a bit of a wacky place...
Back to the game...
People who insist - despite the proof right in front of their faces - that whales aren't fish, and Welsh aren't human (that's what they call the inhabitants in Wales, the country btw).
Next : Shark Cage Diving
Psalm 1:5 Therefore the wicked will not stand in the judgement, nor sinners in the assembly of the righteous.
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Re: The "make it worse" game -
09-17-2009, 08:51 PM
Shark fishing using South African queers as live bait .
Next: Provocation as a defence for murder.
Joshua 24:15
And if it seem evil unto you to serve the LORD, choose you this day whom ye will serve; whether the gods which your fathers served that were on the other side of the flood, or the gods of the Amorites, in whose land ye dwell: but as for me and my house, we will serve the LORD.
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Re: The "make it worse" game -
09-17-2009, 09:43 PM
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Shark fishing using South African queers as live bait .
Next: Provocation as a defence for murder.
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(Provocation, isn't that a lunch meat? That makes no sense )
Defending yourself from a murder with a sandwich.
Chines dinosaur fossil factory.
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09-17-2009, 10:52 PM
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Chines dinosaur fossil factory.
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Chinee dinosaur sushi restaurant franchise coming to a shopping mall near you!
Next: Unionized sweatshops.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: The "make it worse" game -
09-17-2009, 11:25 PM
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Chinee dinosaur sushi restaurant franchise coming to a shopping mall near you!
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Not getting to purchase and use the products from said unionized sweatshops.
Next: Handmade blue jeans.
This is how hard this is.
We are right. They are wrong.
If wasn't enough to teach them, and ain't managed to get it through their heads yet, then I can't see that they have no other choices but ...
AND THAT'S MORE THAN THEY DESERVE!!!
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09-17-2009, 11:32 PM
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Blue jeans with blasphemous patches for unlistenable Satanic anarcho-punk bands sewn on, of course!
Next: Queer maths teachers with perverted mustaches.
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Re: The "make it worse" game -
09-17-2009, 11:35 PM
Those same teachers giving you an indepth understanding of the latus rectum.
Next: Moammar Gaddhafi's hairstyle.
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09-17-2009, 11:41 PM
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Next: Moammar Gaddhafi's hairstyle.
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Mallomar Khaddafi's hairstylist setting up a barbershop in Freehold!
Next: Turtle soup for lunch in Godless Japan.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: The "make it worse" game -
09-17-2009, 11:54 PM
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Mallomar Khaddafi's hairstylist setting up a barbershop in Freehold!
Next: Turtle soup for lunch in Godless Japan.
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Turtle soup for lunch escaping Godless Japan and finding its way here.
Next: Having your microphone snatched away by Kanye West.
This is how hard this is.
We are right. They are wrong.
If wasn't enough to teach them, and ain't managed to get it through their heads yet, then I can't see that they have no other choices but ...
AND THAT'S MORE THAN THEY DESERVE!!!
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09-18-2009, 12:09 AM
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Next: Having your microphone snatched away by Kanye West.
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Knowing who Kanye West is
Next: Trying to convice healthy, virile young people that they should BUY health insurance so that some unattractive 55 year-old can get his prostrate scraped
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Re: The "make it worse" game -
09-18-2009, 01:49 AM
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Voodoo witch doctors replacing all the normal (White) doctors in America under Obama's communis healthcare plan.
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Knowing who Kanye West is
Next: Trying to convice healthy, virile young people that they should BUY health insurance so that some unattractive 55 year-old can get his prostrate scraped
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Having to scrape unattractive 55 year olds' prostates because you can't afford the premiums for the health insurance Obama requires you to buy.
Next: Believing that a " Heavenly Divine Council" controls all human events.
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Re: The "make it worse" game -
09-18-2009, 03:35 AM
Next: Believing that a " Heavenly Divine Council" controls all human events.
Finding out that you're the winner of their "Let's pick on somebody bigtime for a day" contest.
Next: A big, mean dog
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Re: The "make it worse" game -
09-18-2009, 03:56 AM
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Next: Believing that a " Heavenly Divine Council" controls all human events.
Finding out that you're the winner of their "Let's pick on somebody bigtime for a day" contest.
Next: A big, mean dog
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A mean, fat, Lezbonazi.
Next: ObamaCare's interfaith medical treatment for H1N1.
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A gaggle of Israeli rabbis gathered together a few days ago, dedicated to stopping the swine flu in its tracks. Steadfast in their knowledge that they could prevent the scourge from harming Israel, they proudly displayed their formidable weapon.
Antivirals? Ha!
Hand-washing? Scientific twaddle!
Jesus? Heck, no!
Surgical masks? Don’t be silly!
These rabbis can do far better than these ridiculous suggestions. They’ve got a ram’s horn! And words to recite, in a near-dead language!
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