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Default Re: I LOVE HALLOWEEN! - 10-06-2009, 12:27 AM

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Default Re: I LOVE HALLOWEEN! - 11-02-2015, 04:20 PM

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She du, ma'am this is very true, I feel the world can sometimes be such an awful place you just go to this "heaven" maybe for a nice water break, it's really refreshing
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Default Re: I LOVE HALLOWEEN! - 11-02-2015, 04:48 PM

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She du, ma'am this is very true, I feel the world can sometimes be such an awful place you just go to this "heaven" maybe for a nice water break, it's really refreshing
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Default Re: I LOVE HALLOWEEN! - 11-03-2015, 02:04 PM

Why celebrate the satanic holiday for candy when you can follow God's law and get even BETTER candy in heaven?


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Default Re: I LOVE HALLOWEEN! - 11-08-2015, 02:14 AM

All I did this Halloween was stay home and pray for all the lost souls roaming the streets for a 'treat'. Tricks, all of them.
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Default Re: I LOVE HALLOWEEN! - 10-30-2016, 08:57 AM

Well, here is what i like to think about Halloween.

Kids started school back in September, and i like to thank them for their hard work they are approaching. so with that, i'll give out some candy. Also, why remove the fun? do we really need to sit around worshiping Jesus 24/7? Also, please don't argue with me.. i like being nice to kids.
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Jesus Re: I LOVE HALLOWEEN! - 10-30-2016, 09:02 AM

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W do we really need to sit around worshiping Jesus 24/7?
Well, yes!

1 Thessalonians 2:13
For this cause also thank we God without ceasing, because, when ye received the word of God which ye heard of us, ye received it not as the word of men, but as it is in truth, the word of God, which effectually worketh also in you that believe.

Eventually, we'll get into Heaven (1 Thessalonians 4:17), and there we can continue in our worship until Eternity!



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Default Re: I LOVE HALLOWEEN! - 10-30-2016, 09:05 AM

May have over did it with that quote there. forgive me mate?
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May have over did it with that quote there. forgive me mate?
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Default Re: I LOVE HALLOWEEN! - 10-30-2016, 07:46 PM

I knew someone was gonna get triggered for "Mate". Go to Australia.
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I knew someone was gonna get triggered for "Mate". Go to Australia.

I will go to Australia when the Lord tells me to go to Australia. He may send me there to witness to the primitive aboriginals, or to leave tracks proclaiming the Real Truth™ of the Bible in any of those false, Anglican Churches that I hear you have down there.


While I am there, I will keep a close eye on my purse, since the entire population is descended from criminals who were too stupid to get ahead of the authorities by shipping off to Godly America.


There is a reason why Australia and New Zealand have the highest incidences of skin cancer in the world. God is clearly smiting them.


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Guns Re: I LOVE HALLOWEEN! - 10-30-2016, 08:24 PM

Alright so Halloween is tomorw HALLOWEEN IS FOR SATAN WORSHIPERS sorry that was my 40 year old man stage were i say that minecraft and Pokemon is satanic i have a problom and theirs also a noose in the closet if anyone wants one





S Heres my terrible costume have fun crying yourself to sleep <<<pornographic link removed>>>

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Default Re: I LOVE HALLOWEEN! - 10-30-2016, 09:11 PM

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Alright so Halloween is tomorw HALLOWEEN IS FOR SATAN WORSHIPERS sorry that was my 40 year old man stage were i say that minecraft and Pokemon is satanic i have a problom and theirs also a noose in the closet if anyone wants one





S Heres my terrible costume have fun crying yourself to sleep <<<pornographic link removed>>>
I may be saddened by someone's choice to hate Jesus or not believe in His Lordship, but I can understand it. We were given free will so that when we love Jesus He knows that we mean it and that we're not just in the relationship for the material rewards and His killer abs.


But why do people hate grammar and comprehensibility and minimal standards of written communication? Do they want to destroy the written word? Do they think that if no one can read or write properly anymore that the Bible will go away and stop troubling them?


If putting food into their mouths were as much as of a challenge for them as composing a complete cogent sentence, they would be starving to death or dependent on intravenous feeding tubes.


In fact, they would probably like the intravenous option because it would leave their hands free for sin and their mouths free for expressing poorly conceived opinions.


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Default Re: I LOVE HALLOWEEN! - 10-30-2016, 10:48 PM

Australia is just a godless country (or continent or whatever) that obsesses over veggiemite http.//www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?p=517912 Also, don't tell a Christian what to do. Quite disrespectful toward Jesus.


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Default Re: I LOVE HALLOWEEN! - 11-07-2016, 12:50 AM

Thank you! Finally someone who makes sense around here. Halloween is not even Satan's birthday, its utterly ridiculous.
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Default Re: I LOVE HALLOWEEN! - 11-16-2016, 02:47 PM

I've been IFB for about 15 years, and I've heard a lot about how Halloween is bad, but this is the first time I've heard that it's Satan's birthday. That's pretty out there. And here I thought it was all about the chocolate, lol.
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Default Re: I LOVE HALLOWEEN! - 11-16-2016, 03:30 PM

Greetings Segoosia. What does IFB mean?


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Default Re: I LOVE HALLOWEEN! - 11-16-2016, 04:50 PM

IFB is independent, fundamental Baptist. I think that's probably what this site is trying to be, except if they are, they're the kind that the rest of us just shake our heads and go, "These guys don't represent us." Not that we don't have our share of loonies, actually quite a lot of them.
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Default Re: I LOVE HALLOWEEN! - 11-16-2016, 05:05 PM

We're not trying to represent anyone here, friend. We are children of God and follow His commandments. In that sense, I suppose you could say that we represent God here on Earth, but that is not our intention. God has made rules; we follow them. God has made promises; we expect them to be fulfilled. God has given us our marching orders; we carry them out.

Your opinion is of no concern to us. If your opinions differ from God's, well, then you are wrong and Hell bound. That is your path. Our's is the straight and narrow path that leads to everlasting joy and an eternity in Heaven. Check out Matthew 7:14 for the facts.


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Default Re: I LOVE HALLOWEEN! - 11-16-2016, 05:18 PM

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Originally Posted by Segoosuoia View Post
IFB is independent, fundamental Baptist. I think that's probably what this site is trying to be, except if they are, they're the kind that the rest of us just shake our heads and go, "These guys don't represent us." Not that we don't have our share of loonies, actually quite a lot of them.
Landover Baptist Church does not seek to represent you or any other unsaved Trash. We exist to illuminate the majesty of the Lord Christ Jesus as revealed in the Holy Bible to everyone in the world so Jesus can return (Matthew 24:14). Until that return, we are commanded to convert sinners (Matthew 28:19-20) and let everyone know that eventually they will kneel beneath the King (Romans 14:11), and their choice is to do so as a humble servant, or as defeated enemy (Matthew 12:30), a ready victim for His Holy Wrath (2 Thessalonians 1:8 ).


Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

 

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