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Re: Why are Wiccans so fat and ugly? A study. -
10-13-2011, 12:57 AM
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I sincerely doubt anyone who is not living in a third world village in South America and South Africa is eating babies. Some tribes in these villages are the only ones around the world who still practice cannibalism.
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So racist. There is no room for racism at Landover, friend - the uncivilised darkies are no worse than than any white witches or atheists, and shame on you for suggesting they are!
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How can I be "slutting around" if I am in a committed relationship with someone and have been for 2 years?
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How can you not be slutting around if you're not a Christian, considering that all morality comes from God?
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Who gave you the authority to pass judgement over someone like me or my father considering we are total strangers to you and have never formally met you?
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Wait, are you trying to tell us that your own father is the fellow you've been fornicating with for the last two years? That's kind of messed up.
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Well seeing as how I do not believe in hell why shouldn't he let be choose to believe what I want?
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If you had a child who didn't believe in the War on Drugs, would they be free to smoke as much crack as they liked?
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At least my father does not hit me and never has.
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Only because he doesn't think you're worth the effort.
Proverbs 23:13 Withhold not correction from the child: for if thou beatest him with the rod, he shall not die.
14 Thou shalt beat him with the rod, and shalt deliver his soul from hell.
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And I obviously do not have the same definition of holy as you people do. My father is a holy follower of god but he does not need to take it to the extreme in all aspects of his life.
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Revelation 3:16 So then because thou art lukewarm, and neither cold nor hot, I will spue thee out of my mouth.
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I may have turned my back on holy values but only because having moral values is more humane. Do I clain "fellowship" with Christians? Yes I do. I have many wonderful friends who are either agnostic, atheist, christian, jew, muslim, and I even have a buddhist friend. Learning about different cultures and religions is important in today's society.
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If you won't have the decency to become a fundamentalist Christian yourself, you should at least have the decency to break off all friendships with any Christians you know so as not to put their souls in danger. Of course, if they were real Christians they wouldn't be friends with you in the first place, but some of them might be trying to find the right path, and someone like you can only hinder that.
Ephesians 5:11 And have no fellowship with the unfruitful works of darkness, but rather reprove them.
O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.
God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.
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Pastor of Hermeneutics and Apologetics Bathed in Christ's Precious Blood Apostle to the Cactuses, Tumbleweeds and Jackrabbits
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Re: Why are Wiccans so fat and ugly? A study. -
10-22-2012, 07:28 PM
Godly research, Pastor. Let us not forget to mention the wiccans in our prayers lest the bloat up over 500 pounds.
Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.
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Re: Why are Wiccans so fat and ugly? A study. -
10-22-2012, 09:10 PM
Is this why Halloween is celebrated with much caloric, sugary treats?
Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
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Re: Why are Wiccans so fat and ugly? A study. -
10-22-2012, 09:19 PM
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Is this why Halloween is celebrated with much caloric, sugary treats?
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Demon-cursed sugary treats, Sister!
Bible boring? Nonsense!
Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!
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Re: Why are Wiccans so fat and ugly? A study. -
10-30-2012, 10:55 PM
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I always thought it was God's punishment for being WICCAN AND GAY. The fat and Unattractive are not the only ones who are in to this 'WICKED' But Also gays.
Deuteronomy 31:29
“By this we know that we love the children of God, when we love God, and keep his commandments. For this is the love of God, that we keep his commandments: and his commandments are not grievous.” – 1 John 5:2-3
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Re: Why are Wiccans so fat and ugly? A study. -
10-31-2012, 12:55 AM
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I always thought it was God's punishment for being WICCAN AND GAY. The fat and Unattractive are not the only ones who are in to this 'WICKED' But Also gays.
Deuteronomy 31:29
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Have you ever seen a porn movie (straight or gay) of Wiccans having sex? Now you know why.
We have people shitting on each other, eating each others puke and licking dirty bums. Wiccans having sex? Nope.
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Re: Why are Wiccans so fat and ugly? A study. -
10-31-2012, 02:38 AM
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Have you ever seen a porn movie (straight or gay) of Wiccans having sex?
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Amen brother. I've had to sit through countless hours of Witch Porn.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Why are Wiccans so fat and ugly? A study. -
10-31-2012, 03:41 AM
It is simply what happens to women who do not live a godly life of submission to their husband, baking pies, and devotion to raising Christian soldier children.
Not only witches, but ALL female unbelievers will eventually be fat and ugly. It is like wearing a badge that says "God Hates Me!" Good Christian folk who adhere to the ways of the LBC are all slim and comely, or becoming so.
Those whom God despises look like an overstuffed sack with a face like a dropped pie, and should hide their nakedness more than most!
2 Timothy 4:2 Preach the word; be instant in season, out of season; reprove, rebuke, exhort with all long suffering and doctrine.
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Re: Why are Wiccans so fat and ugly? A study. -
11-10-2012, 06:50 PM
Funny, after I started following the Wicca I gained weight. I used to weigh 200 lbs now I'm up to 360 and quickly going up, and I see nothing but improvement on my cooking..... maybe I'm a fat sow?
Thou shalt not lie with mankind, as with womankind: it is abomination. (Leviticus 18:22)
But those mine enemies, which would not that I should reign over them, bring hither, and slay them before me. (Luke 19:27)
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Re: Why are Wiccans so fat and ugly? A study. -
11-14-2012, 08:08 PM
So handsome...
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Re: Why are Wiccans so fat and ugly? A study. -
11-14-2012, 11:03 PM
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So handsome...
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Why do you think ugly false-Christian head-kiddy fiddler is handsome? Are you some sort of weirdo?
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Re: Why are Wiccans so fat and ugly? A study. -
11-15-2012, 01:55 AM
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Funny, after I started following the Wicca I gained weight. I used to weigh 200 lbs now I'm up to 360 and quickly going up, and I see nothing but improvement on my cooking..... maybe I'm a fat sow?
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funny for me i wanted to be outside much more and i started walking and running with friends not i am in great shape
Exodus 22:18
Thou shalt not suffer a witch to live.
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Re: Why are Wiccans so fat and ugly? A study. -
11-15-2012, 02:01 AM
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funny for me i wanted to be outside much more and i started walking and running with friends not i am in great shape
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Enjoy it while you can. It won't last.
If you look at me, however, you'll see the healthy glow that comes only from the Light of Christ!
Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
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Re: Why are Wiccans so fat and ugly? A study. -
11-15-2012, 02:05 AM
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Enjoy it while you can. It won't last.
If you look at me, however, you'll see the healthy glow that comes only from the Light of Christ!
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All I see is the hollow eyes of a brainwashed fool. But hey you say potato, I say Cultist.
Psalm 14:1 The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God. They are corrupt, they have done
abominable works, there is none that doeth good.
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Re: Why are Wiccans so fat and ugly? A study. -
11-15-2012, 02:06 AM
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Originally Posted by Mary Etheldreda
Enjoy it while you can. It won't last.
If you look at me, however, you'll see the healthy glow that comes only from the Light of Christ!
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I have been a pagan for three years and i want to be outside more and more, i am even going to go throw a week of meditating and fasting in complet isolation in a tent
Exodus 22:18
Thou shalt not suffer a witch to live.
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Re: Why are Wiccans so fat and ugly? A study. -
11-15-2012, 02:08 AM
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I have been a pagan for three years and i want to be outside more and more, i am even going to go throw a week of meditating and fasting in complet isolation in a tent
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Camping is nice, but ultimately you will turn out fat and ugly just as the research shows.
Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
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Re: Why are Wiccans so fat and ugly? A study. -
11-15-2012, 02:10 AM
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All I see is the hollow eyes of a brainwashed fool. But hey you say potato, I say Cultist.
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And all I read from you is the perception of a hermit crab. There's stupid, stupider, really stupid, and then, far away in the distance, there is a speck of dirt.
That's you. Way beyond the scale of stupidity, way past imbecile, just this side of brain dead.
YBIC
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Re: Why are Wiccans so fat and ugly? A study. -
11-15-2012, 02:11 AM
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Camping is nice, but ultimately you will turn out fat and ugly just as the research shows.
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Only if i over indulge with the food
Exodus 22:18
Thou shalt not suffer a witch to live.
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Re: Why are Wiccans so fat and ugly? A study. -
11-15-2012, 02:16 AM
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And all I read from you is the perception of a hermit crab.
YBIC
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So I walk around gradually exchanging smaller gastropod shells for larger ones? Interesting, but what does that have to do with my intellect?
Psalm 14:1 The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God. They are corrupt, they have done
abominable works, there is none that doeth good.
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Pastor of Hermeneutics and Apologetics Bathed in Christ's Precious Blood Apostle to the Cactuses, Tumbleweeds and Jackrabbits
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Re: Why are Wiccans so fat and ugly? A study. -
11-15-2012, 02:45 AM
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So I walk around gradually exchanging smaller gastropod shells for larger ones? Interesting, but what does that have to do with my intellect?
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To paraphrase Augustine of Hippo, you are like a wingless creature that crawls upon the earth and, while soaring no higher than the leap of a frog, mocks the birds in their nests above.
Friend, we are saved. We are going to heaven. You are going to hell. We live with the right type of knowledge. Not the lies of your prophet Gerald Gardner whose teachings invariably lead to eternal damnation.
Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.
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