[Rev. M. Rodimer]

As we all know, before Eve ate the fruit of the Tree of Knowledge of Good and Evil, snakes had legs. God banished them to crawl in the dust on their bellies forever.

One smart-alecky snake has tried to circumvent God's decree!



This Chinese snake has sprouted a single, clawed foot!

Duan Qiongxiu, 66, said she discovered the reptile clinging to the wall of her bedroom with its talons in the middle of the night.

"I woke up and heard a strange scratching sound. I turned on the light and saw this monster working its way along the wall using his claw," said Mrs Duan of Suining, southwest China.


Mrs Duan said she was so scared she grabbed a shoe and beat the snake to death before preserving its body in a bottle of alcohol.

The snake – 16 inches long and the thickness of a little finger – is now being studied at the Life Sciences Department at China's West Normal University in Nanchang.

Snake expert Long Shuai said: "It is truly shocking but we won't know the cause until we've conducted an autopsy."

A more common mutation among snakes is the growth of a second head, which occurs in a similar way to the formation of Siamese twins in humans.

Such animals are often caught and preserved as lucky tokens but have very little chance of surviving in the wild anyway, especially as the heads have a tendency to attack each other.

[SUV]

Reverend, this poor beast is so messed-up I can't tell its foot from it's hoo-hoo. And isn't that like a tapeworm's scolex over on the left?

Satan's been working overtime. Or perhaps he's enlisted the help of one PATRICK SWAYZE, recently come down to the nether-regions

[Pastor Ezekiel]

That's par for the course over in the slope countries. I've seen worse than that on the lunch menu at the Tokyo Hilton.

Maybe now you people will stop being so niggardly about my Pastoral expense account. I have to bring my personal chef and a stock of fresh American food with me whenever I travel to the ornamental countries on missionary work. What if I got stranded over there and had to eat snail brains or something? Get real people!

[Remy Lebeau]

Originally Posted by Pastor Ezekiel

That's par for the course over in the slope countries. I've seen worse than that on the lunch menu at the Tokyo Hilton.

Maybe now you people will stop being so niggardly about my Pastoral expense account. I have to bring my personal chef and a stock of fresh American food with me whenever I travel to the ornamental countries on missionary work. What if I got stranded over there and had to eat snail brains or something? Get real people!

Yeah, I remember one of those missionary trips back in September '03. We stayed at the Zoo-something International Conference Centre Hotel, if memory serves me right. I know you remember that one. It was my first time in Japland when we went out to eat after a long day of preaching to the hotel's patrons. What a rip off. They didn't have chairs to sit on and the food was raw. They expected us to pay full price for food that I cooked myself. I was outraged. To add insult to injury I go to get a jalapeno popper and as I bite into it I was overcome with disgust!!! I dropped the wretched thing from my mouth which now tasted like fish diahrea. That crap got hot on the heat tray it feel on and stunk the whole place up although I think those filthy japs were used to it because it smelled like geisha's choo-choo. What kind of sick bastards collect that green goo that any normal person would discard when cleaning fish, bread it and then serve it to a human being?!?!?! I could have died!!!

Sorry, I know this is off topic but I've never forgiven those slants for that one. It still angers me to this day. That bomb dropped on Hiroshima was probably Jesus pre-punishing those nips for the offense I suffered that night. So it's no surprise that in Japland satan and his serpents have gathered enough demonic energy to try and reverse God's punishment.

[Petal]

Originally Posted by Rev. M. Rodimer

that chinee snake look like it tryings to flip the birdie it plain bad manners

[JennyD]

Originally Posted by Pastor Ezekiel

That's par for the course over in the slope countries. I've seen worse than that on the lunch menu at the Tokyo Hilton.

Maybe now you people will stop being so niggardly about my Pastoral expense account. I have to bring my personal chef and a stock of fresh American food with me whenever I travel to the ornamental countries on missionary work. What if I got stranded over there and had to eat snail brains or something? Get real people!

I'd heard snake legs were quite the delicacy over there, Pastor.

[Jared H. Price]

Praise the Lord!

You can't be bitten
by what God has smitten.

Amen!

[John Scopes]

This creature is a product of natural selection. Whether it survives or not was up to it's ability to pass it's DNA along. Obviously an evolutionary dead end.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Originally Posted by John Scopes

This creature is a product of natural selection. Whether it survives or not was up to it's ability to pass it's DNA along. Obviously an evolutionary dead end.

Please show me which Scripture in the Holy KJV Bible that mentions "DNA."

I maintain it's just another alphabet soup lie made up by Darwinista hatemongers. Go peddle your lies elsewhere, monkeyboy.

[Rachael Van Helsing]

Yeuchhh, evolution gone wrong. It needs to aim for two next time.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Originally Posted by Rachael Van Helsing

Yeuchhh, evolution gone wrong. It needs to aim for two next time.

Evolution is an urban myth. Why don't you just admit that this monstrosity is just another example of one of your spells gone wrong.

There is nothing more dangerous than a drunk witch.

[Rachael Van Helsing]

If evolution were an urban myth, you'd still be swinging from trees, Zekey. Then again, you probably still do.

[Robert Hutchins]

Originally Posted by Rachael Van Helsing

If evolution were an urban myth, you'd still be swinging from trees, Zekey. Then again, you probably still do.

Don't question the Pastors' arboreal pasttimes.

If evolution were true why wouldn't lowly people likenyourself have been weeded out by "natural selection?"

[Rachael Van Helsing]

That's one of the silliest things I've ever seen asked on here and I've seen plenty, boy. Physically and mentally I'm more than capable of survival in this world.

Actually, speaking of selection killing weak and sick etc people off the reason why that isn't happening so much any more is because science is allowing people to live and survive to breeding point who, before modern medicine, most likely would have died in their childhood. That's why so many more people are being born with allergies and terminal illnesses etc - we are keeping these people alive. Which is a good and a bad thing both. We (as in non third world countries anyway) no longer allow natural selection to occur in humans.

Don't question the Pastors' arboreal pasttimes.

Hey, I never once questioned it. Taking pictures and laughing at them later is far from questioning!

[Levi Jones]

This thread creeps me out.

[Rachael Van Helsing]

How old are you? Isn't there a kids thread you can play in while the adults are talking?

[Levi Jones]

Originally Posted by Rachael Van Helsing

How old are you? Isn't there a kids thread you can play in while the adults are talking?

I'm sorry I don't enjoy playing with reptiles with satanic mutated limbs.
I don't consider it to be a shortcoming, unlike some witch living in a cave.

[Rachael Van Helsing]

Originally Posted by Levi Jones

I'm sorry I don't enjoy playing with reptiles with satanic mutated limbs.
I don't consider it to be a shortcoming, unlike some witch living in a cave.

Well, my point, sir (or lad, as the case may be) is that if this thread creeps you out so much, why bother coming in here to post a picture of a freaked out chimp? Is this picture your personal photo?

And you say you don't believe in evolution.. *snicker*

P.S. I only hide in caves during witch hunting season. Just ask Bobby Joe or Zeke.

[Levi Jones]

Originally Posted by Rachael Van Helsing

Well, my point, sir (or lad, as the case may be) is that if this thread creeps you out so much, why bother coming in here to post a picture of a freaked out chimp?

Because it has been on top of this forum for days and days.

Originally Posted by Rachael Van Helsing

Is this picture your personal photo?

Young lady, who is being immature now?

Originally Posted by Rachael Van Helsing

And you say you don't believe in evolution. *snicker*

Quite the evilutionary adaptation there! It makes a loud sound as it uses its mutant claw to crawl. That should work out well for it.

I can't believe you used the adults are talking line on me. I have been using that one since 1999 on the intertubes.,

[Rachael Van Helsing]

Originally Posted by Levi Jones

Because it has been on top of this forum for days and days.

Ever heard of ignoring it?

Young lady, who is being immature now?

Touche, but you really left that one open.

Quite the evilutionary adaptation there! It makes a loud sound as it uses its mutant claw to crawl. That should work out well for it.

Exactly why I called it 'evolution gone wrong'. Horribly, disgustingly wrong.

I can't believe you used the adults are talking line on me. I have been using that one since 1999 on the intertubes.,

On innertubes, eh? That doesn't tell me much, seeing as a very young, smart-alecky child could have played on innertubes in 1999 and you could still be underage.