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Default Re: Pastor Pistle's Vietnam Miracle: Explain it Atheists! - 04-03-2011, 09:17 AM

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As is well known the soft spoken, gentle Pastor Pistle was on of Ladnover beloved senior pastors for many, many years until he recently retired. Equally famous is Pastor Pistle's story of how Jesus saved his life in Vietnam when Pastor Pistle was a Godly Marine defending America against the savage commie red hordes.

It goes like this; Pastor Pistle's unit was clearing out of village of Vietcong one night. During the battle Pastor Pistle was separated from his unit and he had just single handedly destroyed a unit of elite Vietcong sappers disguised as a "filthy yellow Mommasan and her brats" as he put it. Unfortunately he used up the last of his ammo in this engagement and was making his way back to the rest of his unit when an explosion near him lit up the night briefly illuminating an armed Vietcong soldier standing directly in front of him!

Alone, dazzled by the flash of the explosion and out of ammo Pastor Pistle was in a deadly peril. However instead of blind panic like anyone in that situation should have felt, Pastor Pistle felt a warm loving glow come over him as he felt our loving Savior Jesus' had guide Pastor Pistle's hand to his combat knife, pull it out, plunge the knife straight into the Vietcong's Karl Marx praising throat and twist it!

Pastor Pistle's vision then cleared and he found himself on top of the Vietcong, covered in the man's blood with Pistle's knife in his throat. The Vietcong soldier had been unable to bring his own assault rifle to bear on Pastor Pistle due to the close quarters! Praising Jesus Pastor Pistle got up and made his way back to safety now knowing Christ had called Pistle to be a pastor.

Pastor Pistle knife and blood covered Bible are now proudly displayed in the church vestibule next to our marble Chuck Norris statue.

Now athiests. Care to explain how Pastor Pistle made this on in a million killer knife stab in the dark without the Hand of God helping him?

I await your reply.
Umm, ok. Neurotransmitters, including epinephrine, course through the body in times of peril. This can produce a wide variety of strange sensations, including, but no limited to, warming of the body. Also, since there was light radiating from the explosion, he used his eyes to stab the Vietnamese soldier.
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Default Re: Pastor Pistle's Vietnam Miracle: Explain it Atheists! - 04-03-2011, 09:55 AM

I wonder if the stains have ever been tested! After all Al was cook so it could well be Pasta Sauce!


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Default Re: Pastor Pistle's Vietnam Miracle: Explain it Atheists! - 04-05-2011, 06:36 PM

You naysayers just make me want to puke. Godly Marines® do not lie.

As for you, Mr. Freddie, when I read that drivel about pasta sauce I immediately made a quick trip to the vestibule. I compared the blood on the bible to the stain on my robe and can attest that is not pasta sauce on display.


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Default Re: Pastor Pistle's Vietnam Miracle: Explain it Atheists! - 04-07-2011, 10:05 PM

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You naysayers just make me want to puke. Godly Marines cooks do not lie.

As for you, Mr. Freddie, when I read that drivel about pasta sauce I immediately made a quick trip to the vestibule. I compared the blood on the bible to the stain on my robe and can attest that is not pasta sauce on display.
Is the stain of the same age as that on the Bible?

There are also many different recipes for Pasta sauce.

So even if the stain on your robe was from the same period, if it is not the same type of sauce it is not going to look the same.

All you can attest to is that the stains on the bible are not of a sauce made to the same recipe and as old as the sauce on your robe.


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Default Re: Pastor Pistle's Vietnam Miracle: Explain it Atheists! - 04-08-2011, 01:27 AM

That story never gets old. The Lord has guided righteous soldiers and Marines hands for centuries.

I once made a 350m shot through an open window(on another street!) with my M203 during a near-skirmish in a small village near Rhabis Dhiti. The 40mm HE detonated in the center of the room killing three plainclothed terrorists disguised as college students from the city. One was weeks from getting her doctorate in terrorist medicine! Imagine Osama Bin Dingdongs sister is your kids doctor! The miracle was that I wasnt even aiming! I was just walking along pointing it at different things and it mysteriously fired on it's own. I know Jesus fired that shell.

Pastor Pistle once told me that Jesus prefers helping Marines over the other branches because we are so devout. I believe him. Athians will never be able to explain these sort of combat related miracles. Their narrow minds are too closed to believe it.


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Default Re: Pastor Pistle's Vietnam Miracle: Explain it Atheists! - 04-08-2011, 02:19 AM

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Default Re: Pastor Pistle's Vietnam Miracle: Explain it Atheists! - 04-08-2011, 04:27 PM

Are you calling Pastor Pistle a liar?

I am getting flush with righteous anger.


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Are you calling Pastor Pistle a liar?

I am getting flush with righteous anger.
Not a Liar, that would imply a conscious desire to mislead, it is just that some of his "experiences" in Nam may have distorted his view of reality.


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hahaha maybe someone could explain it, if it had been true. Karl Marx died in 1883, long before any "Vietkong". Also, he died after being ill for 15 months.
No-one claimed that Pastor Pistle killed Karl Marx, so that doesn't undermine the story in any way. In fact, it's just more proof that God exists - God hated Karl Marx, and now he's dead. Glory!
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Not a Liar, that would imply a conscious desire to mislead, it is just that some of his "experiences" in Nam may have distorted his view of reality.
Right. So, you're telling us that he has a distorted view of reality. The man who claims to be a pirate, and who worships meatballs, is telling us about how someone else has less-than-flawless contact with reality.
No comment.


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That story never gets old. The Lord has guided righteous soldiers and Marines hands for centuries.

I once made a 350m shot through an open window(on another street!) with my M203 during a near-skirmish in a small village near Rhabis Dhiti. The 40mm HE detonated in the center of the room killing three plainclothed terrorists disguised as college students from the city. One was weeks from getting her doctorate in terrorist medicine! Imagine Osama Bin Dingdongs sister is your kids doctor! The miracle was that I wasnt even aiming! I was just walking along pointing it at different things and it mysteriously fired on it's own. I know Jesus fired that shell.
Another Godly miracle that secularists won't account for. I recalled when the DoF reported that terrorist doctor was being groomed to infiltrate the US to open an abortion clinic in New Jersey. With one twitch of the finger Jesus changed the score to Freedom 1 Al Quida 0.

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Pastor Pistle once told me that Jesus prefers helping Marines over the other branches because we are so devout. I believe him. Athians will never be able to explain these sort of combat related miracles. Their narrow minds are too closed to believe it.
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Default Re: Pastor Pistle's Vietnam Miracle: Explain it Atheists! - 04-09-2011, 12:15 AM

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Right. So, you're telling us that he has a distorted view of reality.
Well understandable when you consider all the "experiences" he hqad while over there.
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It is not for you or I to question how Our Lord and Creator chooses to represent himself.
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The use of mind altering substances in that place and time is well documented


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As is well known the soft spoken, gentle Pastor Pistle was on of Ladnover beloved senior pastors for many, many years until he recently retired. Equally famous is Pastor Pistle's story of how Jesus saved his life in Vietnam when Pastor Pistle was a Godly Marine defending America against the savage commie red hordes.

It goes like this; Pastor Pistle's unit was clearing out of village of Vietcong one night. During the battle Pastor Pistle was separated from his unit and he had just single handedly destroyed a unit of elite Vietcong sappers disguised as a "filthy yellow Mommasan and her brats" as he put it. Unfortunately he used up the last of his ammo in this engagement and was making his way back to the rest of his unit when an explosion near him lit up the night briefly illuminating an armed Vietcong soldier standing directly in front of him!

Alone, dazzled by the flash of the explosion and out of ammo Pastor Pistle was in a deadly peril. However instead of blind panic like anyone in that situation should have felt, Pastor Pistle felt a warm loving glow come over him as he felt our loving Savior Jesus' had guide Pastor Pistle's hand to his combat knife, pull it out, plunge the knife straight into the Vietcong's Karl Marx praising throat and twist it!

Pastor Pistle's vision then cleared and he found himself on top of the Vietcong, covered in the man's blood with Pistle's knife in his throat. The Vietcong soldier had been unable to bring his own assault rifle to bear on Pastor Pistle due to the close quarters! Praising Jesus Pastor Pistle got up and made his way back to safety now knowing Christ had called Pistle to be a pastor.

Pastor Pistle knife and blood covered Bible are now proudly displayed in the church vestibule next to our marble Chuck Norris statue.

Now athiests. Care to explain how Pastor Pistle made this on in a million killer knife stab in the dark without the Hand of God helping him?

I await your reply.
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1) Superior training. All American forces had extensive training, especially in close quarters combat. Vietcong had no training. They were untrained militia soldiers.

2) CQC. It is hard to use an assault rifle at close range. The Victor Charlie most likely had an AK47. Recoil plus close range equals low probability of survival.

3) Adrenaline Rush. Nuff said.
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Default Re: Pastor Pistle's Vietnam Miracle: Explain it Atheists! - 05-08-2011, 07:59 PM

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As is well known the soft spoken, gentle Pastor Pistle was on of Ladnover beloved senior pastors for many, many years until he recently retired. Equally famous is Pastor Pistle's story of how Jesus saved his life in Vietnam when Pastor Pistle was a Godly Marine defending America against the savage commie red hordes.

It goes like this; Pastor Pistle's unit was clearing out of village of Vietcong one night. During the battle Pastor Pistle was separated from his unit and he had just single handedly destroyed a unit of elite Vietcong sappers disguised as a "filthy yellow Mommasan and her brats" as he put it. Unfortunately he used up the last of his ammo in this engagement and was making his way back to the rest of his unit when an explosion near him lit up the night briefly illuminating an armed Vietcong soldier standing directly in front of him!

Alone, dazzled by the flash of the explosion and out of ammo Pastor Pistle was in a deadly peril. However instead of blind panic like anyone in that situation should have felt, Pastor Pistle felt a warm loving glow come over him as he felt our loving Savior Jesus' had guide Pastor Pistle's hand to his combat knife, pull it out, plunge the knife straight into the Vietcong's Karl Marx praising throat and twist it!

Pastor Pistle's vision then cleared and he found himself on top of the Vietcong, covered in the man's blood with Pistle's knife in his throat. The Vietcong soldier had been unable to bring his own assault rifle to bear on Pastor Pistle due to the close quarters! Praising Jesus Pastor Pistle got up and made his way back to safety now knowing Christ had called Pistle to be a pastor.

Pastor Pistle knife and blood covered Bible are now proudly displayed in the church vestibule next to our marble Chuck Norris statue.

Now athiests. Care to explain how Pastor Pistle made this on in a million killer knife stab in the dark without the Hand of God helping him?

I await your reply.
Seriously? You want an atheist to explain why a trained US soldier killed a man with his knife when he was out of ammo?

Hmm, well I guess I'll give it a whack...HE WAS A TRAINED US SOLDIER...
I do give you props on the chuck norris statue though...but it does baffle me that you have a statue of a random man in a church vestibule.
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Default Re: Pastor Pistle's Vietnam Miracle: Explain it Atheists! - 05-09-2011, 01:13 AM

Once the body is over taken by adrenaline, then the human body is able to do amazing things. Such as the 5 year old child who saved their parent from drowning.

In this pastors case it was very simple. His eyes had adjusted to the night, and when the explosion had gone off, his eyes where diluted enough to bring in the light in a vast quantity, giving him temporary night vision, allowing him to see the soldier. As you stated yourself he was out of ammo, and he knew it. So he would have grabbed his knife instead. and when you are point blank with someone, it is almost impossible to miss your mark.

And as for the simplest answer being the right one, this statement is false. The simplest solution has fewer chances of messing up, where as more complex plans have greater outcomes.

Long story short. Your man got lucky.

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Hold it there friend; Pistle is a Christian pastor and a man of God. Why would he want to kill anyone?



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Hold it there friend; Pistle is a Christian pastor and a man of God. Why would he want to kill anyone?
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Default Re: Pastor Pistle's Vietnam Miracle: Explain it Atheists! - 06-03-2011, 01:57 AM

The fact that Jesus guided a knife to a man's neck is a fallacy in-and-of itself, let us not forget that thou shalt not kill is the sixth commandment, but Jesus was a man who could supposedly invoke the wrath of god against the men killing him, yet he continues to preach his message of peace. I could also claim that god doesnt exist and ask you to prove that, which is impossible. The characters in this story also make it unbelievable, no one is names Pistle (pistle-pistol)
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Default Re: Pastor Pistle's Vietnam Miracle: Explain it Atheists! - 06-03-2011, 06:59 PM

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As is well known the soft spoken, gentle Pastor Pistle was on of Ladnover beloved senior pastors for many, many years until he recently retired. Equally famous is Pastor Pistle's story of how Jesus saved his life in Vietnam when Pastor Pistle was a Godly Marine defending America against the savage commie red hordes.

It goes like this; Pastor Pistle's unit was clearing out of village of Vietcong one night. During the battle Pastor Pistle was separated from his unit and he had just single handedly destroyed a unit of elite Vietcong sappers disguised as a "filthy yellow Mommasan and her brats" as he put it. Unfortunately he used up the last of his ammo in this engagement and was making his way back to the rest of his unit when an explosion near him lit up the night briefly illuminating an armed Vietcong soldier standing directly in front of him!

Alone, dazzled by the flash of the explosion and out of ammo Pastor Pistle was in a deadly peril. However instead of blind panic like anyone in that situation should have felt, Pastor Pistle felt a warm loving glow come over him as he felt our loving Savior Jesus' had guide Pastor Pistle's hand to his combat knife, pull it out, plunge the knife straight into the Vietcong's Karl Marx praising throat and twist it!

Pastor Pistle's vision then cleared and he found himself on top of the Vietcong, covered in the man's blood with Pistle's knife in his throat. The Vietcong soldier had been unable to bring his own assault rifle to bear on Pastor Pistle due to the close quarters! Praising Jesus Pastor Pistle got up and made his way back to safety now knowing Christ had called Pistle to be a pastor.

Pastor Pistle knife and blood covered Bible are now proudly displayed in the church vestibule next to our marble Chuck Norris statue.

Now athiests. Care to explain how Pastor Pistle made this on in a million killer knife stab in the dark without the Hand of God helping him?

I await your reply.
Good thing, too... otherwise, he might've ended up with bamboo splinters shoved through his fingers in a POW camp, or being blown up by a Vietcong hostage with a satchel-charge strapped to his back. It's too bad the VC weren't destroyed in that war... now, they torment and kill Christians in prison, and build museums to slander our veterans.

God bless our troops...
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