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View Poll Results: What's the WORST False Religion?
Mary worshipping Cathylics 1,645 6.48%
Penny Pinching Bagel Meisters (who killed Jesus) 2,534 9.98%
Babbling Boodists and Hindoos 867 3.42%
Non-Baptist Christians of liberal persuasion 1,566 6.17%
Wiccas, Goths, Vampires, and other Devil Worshippers 5,186 20.43%
Moon-worshipping terrorist Mooselimbs 2,847 11.22%
Kill 'em all. The Lord knows His own. 4,537 17.87%
Harekrishnas and/or Jehosafats 1,203 4.74%
Self Proclaimed Psychologists 260 1.02%
Peak Oil / Emo Economics 236 0.93%
Obamaism (He ain't my Messiah) 1,771 6.98%
Spaghetti-worshiping fools 1,908 7.52%
Xenu Freak, couch jumping, Scientologists. 824 3.25%
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Default Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion?

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The worst false religion is that Flying Spaghetti Monster nonsense.

Scientology's a close second, I guess.
Pastarapharians are a FALSE religion just made up by some guys living in a desert who wrote down what ever they felt like. They even go so far as to say the hereafter is some kind of perpetual party. As you can see they are nothing like Christianity.
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I can't seem to find the Mormons in this list. They would get my vote as the worst of the worst. Of all the ridiculous fairy tales upon which to found a religion, the absurd (where not utterly plagiarized) rantings of a convicted swindler is the stupidest!
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