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Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN! -
03-18-2014, 03:06 AM
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Where is your introduction thread? Why do you hate Baby Jesus? We are NOT ignorant friend. We are enlightened.
Psalms 18:28 "For thou wilt light my candle: the LORD my God will enlighten my darkness."
Psalms 19:8 "The statutes of the LORD are right, rejoicing the heart: the commandment of the LORD is pure, enlightening the eyes."
Psalms 97:4 "His lightnings enlightened the world: the earth saw, and trembled."
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Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN! -
03-18-2014, 09:14 AM
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Hope to god I'll never have the pleasure to run into anyone of you in real life.
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I will be in Sweden this summer to see it's horrors first hand. So that could very well happen...
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Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN! -
03-18-2014, 01:06 PM
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I will be in Sweden this summer to see it's horrors first hand. So that could very well happen...
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I wish you best of luck, Brother, and I hope you are mentally well prepared for it. Last time I was in Sweden was about 5 years ago. Memories of that trip still haunts me.
Sheer Godlessness of the country is one thing, but ever present ABBA was the thing that got me. You can't escape it! And all those dancing and prancing queens everywhere... I'm sorry, I still can't talk about it.
Damn you, ABBA!
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Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN! -
03-19-2014, 03:58 PM
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Sheer Godlessness of the country is one thing, but ever present ABBA was the thing that got me. You can't escape it! And all those dancing and prancing queens everywhere... I'm sorry, I still can't talk about it.
Damn you, ABBA!
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Could you please tell me which part of Sweden you visited?
I've never heard nor seen anything like you describe it.
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Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN! -
03-19-2014, 04:03 PM
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No, on motorways speed limit in Sweden is either 90 km/h or 110 km/h.
That means 55 mph or 68 mph. One of the lowest limits in the world.
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Motorways main limit is 110 - 120 kmh (Unless it's under construction)
110 is the most common though :-)
See this: ( http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Speed_limits_in_Sweden ) for additional information of the subject.
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Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN! -
03-19-2014, 04:28 PM
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Could you please tell me which part of Sweden you visited?
I've never heard nor seen anything like you describe it.
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Why are you accusing Mr. Alban of being a liar?
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Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN! -
03-19-2014, 04:39 PM
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Why are you accusing Mr. Alban of being a liar?
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I did not accuse anyone Mary. It was just a simple question :-)
I am just curious which part of Sweden is this horrible, since I never experienced it, or heard about it. That doesn't mean it's not true.
Then again, yesterday I found out something I've also never heard about.
So curiosity is what it is, no accusations at all :-)
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Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN! -
03-19-2014, 07:42 PM
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kmh? We speak American on these forums. Its mph over here. We don't be using that fancy ol goofy metric system
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Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN! -
03-19-2014, 08:00 PM
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kmh? We speak American on these forums. Its mph over here...
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If only everyone could agree on the most logical alternative: fpf (furlongs per fortnight). Instead of only going in tens (maybe up to one hundred if you floor it), you could say your car does tens of thousands!
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Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN! -
03-19-2014, 08:16 PM
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Could you please tell me which part of Sweden you visited?
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Last time I visited Sweden I went to Gothenburg and Oslo. Before that in Stockholm. All the Swiss were just as Godless in all of those places.
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Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN! -
03-19-2014, 09:50 PM
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Last time I visited Sweden I went to Gothenburg and Oslo. Before that in Stockholm. All the Swiss were just as Godless in all of those places.
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Then I do understand why you don't like it here, Gothenburg & Stockholm is 2 of Sweden's worst towns, a lot of crimes, weirdos and stupid people (Which makes the rest of Sweden look bad.)
Oslo, that's not in Sweden my friend, that's in Norway (Neighbor country to Sweden)
The Swiss is people from Switzerland, I assume you refer to the "Swedes"?
And as a Swede, I do like to apologize for my fellow countrymen and women, everyone doesn't have all the cows in the barn, so to say.
If you do have your ways over here to Sweden again, and if you have the opportunity, (and want to, of course) visit smaller towns, they are much nicer, lovely people, and wonderful landscapes (mostly). Maybe that will get your hopes up about Sweden
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Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN! -
03-19-2014, 10:56 PM
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If you do have your ways over here to Sweden again, and if you have the opportunity, (and want to, of course) visit smaller towns, they are much nicer, lovely people, and wonderful landscapes (mostly).
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Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN! -
03-20-2014, 06:42 PM
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I will be in Sweden this summer to see it's horrors first hand. So that could very well happen...
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Don't go there! They won't like you!
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Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN! -
03-20-2014, 06:45 PM
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If you do have your ways over here to Sweden again, and if you have the opportunity, (and want to, of course) visit smaller towns, they are much nicer, lovely people, and wonderful landscapes (mostly). Maybe that will get your hopes up about Sweden.
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Nope. Been to many, they are all just smaller versions of Stockholm and Oslo like Alphonse mentioned. Same stores, same last names, same Godless pagans wishing they could still burn goats at Jultid and worship witches for Easter. If anything the smaller towns are worse than the big ones.
Daniel 5:16-18 "Let thy gifts be to thyself, and give thy rewards to another; yet I will read the writing unto the king, and make known to him the interpretation."
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Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN! -
03-20-2014, 06:47 PM
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Don't go there! They won't like you!
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That's a horrible thing to say. You don't know Cranky and have no reason to make such a terribly ignorant claim.
Daniel 5:16-18 "Let thy gifts be to thyself, and give thy rewards to another; yet I will read the writing unto the king, and make known to him the interpretation."
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Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN! -
03-20-2014, 07:04 PM
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That's a horrible thing to say. You don't know Cranky and have no reason to make such a terribly ignorant claim.
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No I don't know him and never will. But it's the truth!
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03-20-2014, 07:13 PM
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No I don't know him and never will. But it's the truth!
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First off that doesn't sound very ladylike and second it isn't very Christian.
Luke 6:37 should have taught you that.
Daniel 5:16-18 "Let thy gifts be to thyself, and give thy rewards to another; yet I will read the writing unto the king, and make known to him the interpretation."
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Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN! -
03-20-2014, 08:03 PM
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Don't go there! They won't like you!
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So you are some kind of commie-nazi fascist who wants to enact a travel ban on Christians? Is it offensive to you that a man who does not share your views will go to your country? You would never see anything like that here at Landover!
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Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN! -
03-20-2014, 08:10 PM
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Don't go there! They won't like you!
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Being liked couldn't be less relevant. All that matters is pleasing Jesus! (Romans 10:9-13)
Freedom means voting for Donald Trump!
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Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN! -
03-23-2014, 12:11 PM
The comments in this forum made me laugh so hard I allmost pissed my pants. Off topic. Every time i see a christmas tree in christian homes I want to burst out in laughter. They dont seem to know that the christmas tree is a germanic asa symbol used in midvinterblot to frighten evil spirits, but its supposed to be decorated with killed enemies and animal sacrifice. Even the date for when they celebrate christmas is taken from at what date we celebrate midvinterblot. ROFL!!!
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