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my introduction -
03-18-2012, 11:48 PM
Hello, my name is Michael Corbin. I am a 41 year old male. A former member of the North Cleburne Baptist Church. It is located in Cleburne, Texas a city filled with ungodly sinners. I was saved and baptised when I was 8. My two favorite verse are Matthew 2:1 and Luke 2:1.
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Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
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Re: my introduction -
03-18-2012, 11:52 PM
What are you a finder of, Michael?
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Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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True Christian™ Just a Regular Nice Guy
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Join Date: Jun 2009
Location: Between Lynchburg and Walton's Mountain
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Re: my introduction -
03-19-2012, 12:08 AM
Welcome Michael! Do you mind if I call you Mike? Terrific, Bless you Michael.
How many sons has your Man Seed® been able to impregnate your wife with to produce sons to wage war against heathens along side of Jesus? I imagine at your age, the numbers must be significant.
Being Tx is such a Godly state, I have to ask, how many wetbacks trespassing on your lawn have you had the opportunity to provide head shots to?
Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Former Mary Hailer who has seen The Light©
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Re: my introduction -
03-19-2012, 06:37 AM
I'm quite interested to know why Caesar's decree to tax the world so fascinates you. I mean, it's a sure fire example of how God used even filthy heathen scum to work His will and fulfil prophecies, for sure, but what does it mean to you?
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Re: my introduction -
03-19-2012, 08:27 AM
thefinder7043 is just a name I made up nothing more nothing less. I am not married. I have not hurt anyone physicaly yet. Matthew 2:1 and Luke 2:1 because they tell us what year Jesus was born.
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True Christian™ Just a Regular Nice Guy
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Re: my introduction -
03-19-2012, 12:08 PM
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Originally Posted by thefinder7043
thefinder7043 is just a name I made up nothing more nothing less. I am not married. I have not hurt anyone physicaly yet. Matthew 2:1 and Luke 2:1 because they tell us what year Jesus was born.
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41 and not married??? You do not defend your property against the ethnic invasion??? I guess it is true then, only steers and queers come from Texas.
Tell me friend, why did you choose to be a Homer? You know God tells us we should stone you. Now do not get me wrong, I think you Homers can be very nice people but you go against the Word of God, son. What do you think YOU can do about that?
Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Unsaved trash, snivveling cripple
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Re: my introduction -
03-19-2012, 06:42 PM
I am not married because I suffer from uncontrolable seizures. No need for baseless Assumptions. I apologize for not getting married. Hopefully the new medicine I am taking will fix this problem. My home has never been invaded. If it ever is I will defend it. Hopefully that will happen soon.
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Scientific Advisor
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Re: my introduction -
03-19-2012, 07:03 PM
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Originally Posted by thefinder7043
I am not married because I suffer from uncontrolable seizures. No need for baseless Assumptions. I apologize for not getting married. Hopefully the new medicine I am taking will fix this problem. My home has never been invaded. If it ever is I will defend it. Hopefully that will happen soon.
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I'm no expert in seizures, but have you tried prayer? In our society today people are so quick to trot over to a liberal-trained Doctor instead of turning to the One that holds the Healing Power. Our awesome God has the power to heal all ailments. I know that when I get sick, the very first thing I do is take a healthy does of the King James Bible
Now, assuming God isn't punishing you for something you (or your ancestors) did, have you considered the possibility that your seizures are merely God speaking through you? It is often difficult to tell the difference between someone speaking in tongues and a person convulsing like an idiot on the floor. It was only last year that we realized that poor Horace Chandler had been speaking in tongues for nearly a decade while locked away in the Landover Sanitarium. I'm sure he is in a better place now!
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Unsaved trash, snivveling cripple
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Re: my introduction -
03-19-2012, 07:09 PM
Yes I have tried prayer for 25 years. I am still hopeful He will heal me. I only turned to my doctor that my minister recommended after a car wreck and being unable to work. No I had not considered it being the Lord speaking through me.
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Former Mary Hailer who has seen The Light©
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Re: my introduction -
03-19-2012, 07:18 PM
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Originally Posted by thefinder7043
I am not married because I suffer from uncontrolable seizures. No need for baseless Assumptions. I apologize for not getting married. Hopefully the new medicine I am taking will fix this problem. My home has never been invaded. If it ever is I will defend it. Hopefully that will happen soon.
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What did you or your family do to offend God? Were you Catholics?
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True Christian™ Just a Regular Nice Guy
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Re: my introduction -
03-19-2012, 08:04 PM
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Originally Posted by thefinder7043
I am not married because I suffer from uncontrolable seizures. No need for baseless Assumptions. I apologize for not getting married. Hopefully the new medicine I am taking will fix this problem. My home has never been invaded. If it ever is I will defend it. Hopefully that will happen soon.
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Friend, far from baseless. Most common reason a man is not married is because they are a Homer. Most women like a man who has siezures, especially all night long. Medicine is pure snake oil friend. You have to take a step back and start at the beginning.
Why do you think God struck you down? What have you done to make amends to Him? You need to keep in mind, none of it is about you, it is all about what God wants. If you manage to get God to forgive you, then He would cure you. No need for 'medicines'. You know, He can see your trickery and may well doubly strick you or someone you care about. Did you ever stop and think why not even a retarded girl is interested in you? It is because you are not interested in God.
I'll pray for you friend, but you need to do your part too.
Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Unsaved trash, snivveling cripple
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Re: my introduction -
03-19-2012, 08:35 PM
Nope always been Baptist always will be.
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Re: my introduction -
03-19-2012, 08:35 PM
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Originally Posted by thefinder7043
I am not married because I suffer from uncontrolable seizures..... I have tried prayer for 25 years.
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Jesus said:
He that believeth on me, the works that I do shall he do also; and greater works than these shall he do; because I go unto my Father. And whatsoever ye shall ask in my name, that will I do, that the Father may be glorified in the Son. If ye shall ask any thing in my name, I will do it. John 14:12-13
If you've been praying but Jesus hasn't given you what you asked for, then obviously you don't believe on Him. Why is your faith so weak?
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Former Mary Hailer who has seen The Light©
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Location: Surrounded By Married Homos and Baby Killers in Godless England
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Re: my introduction -
03-19-2012, 08:38 PM
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Nope always been Baptist always will be.
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God hates a liar.
The DOF can still see your first God-hating post.
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Unsaved trash, snivveling cripple
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Re: my introduction -
03-19-2012, 08:42 PM
Had my first one when I was eight at the same time I was saved. Unsure what I did at that time to offend him. But since the new medicine has been working I can now start to date.
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Re: my introduction -
03-19-2012, 08:49 PM
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Originally Posted by thefinder7043
Had my first one when I was eight at the same time I was saved. Unsure what I did at that time to offend him. But since the new medicine has been working I can now start to date.
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Perhaps you were Slain by the Holy Spirit! Are you familiar with the good works attributed to Pastor Benny Hinn?
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Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
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Re: my introduction -
03-20-2012, 03:48 AM
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I am not married because I suffer from uncontrolable seizures.
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So you're a cripple. That explains it.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: my introduction -
03-20-2012, 03:51 AM
The finder; har, har. What a joke.
You looking for bugs on your nuts?
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Unsaved trash, snivveling cripple
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03-21-2012, 10:38 AM
lmao! please stop!
If you look at the dates Quirinius was governor and Herod was king you will see what year Jesus was born.
This is just another example of historical evidence for Jesus.
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Re: my introduction -
03-21-2012, 06:26 PM
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If you look at the dates Quirinius was governor and Herod was king you will see what year Jesus was born.
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Dear egghead,
i don't need your fancy riddles to know when Jesus was born. What you and your liberal friends call "science" i simply call an abominable twisting of the true christian faith. It's called 2012 A.D. for a reason, pal! A.D. is Latin, a language fiercly violated by the papist scum but still good in the olden days and it means 'After the Lord'! Why? Because Jesus was born exactly 2012 years ago. Not 70 years, not 43 years and surely not 7043 years ago, because God hadn't even created the earth back then! That's just the kind of useless nonsense they teach you over at Liberal University of Gaysexualism. Think on this, 'science lover'!
Verse of the day: Deuteronomy 25:11-12
"When men strive together one with another, and the wife of the one draweth near for to deliver her husband out of the hand of him that smiteth him, and putteth forth her hand, and taketh him by the secrets: Then thou shalt cut off her hand, thine eye shall not pity her."
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