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Re: How To Spot a Jap -
03-14-2007, 02:42 PM
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Ok your call; Japanese or Chinese?...
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They all look the same to me. But then again so do negras, beaners and kikes.
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Re: How To Spot a Jap -
03-14-2007, 05:47 PM
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Let me be the first to say that you guys are so creative in the way you intertwine words and really speak what your mind is thinking. I mean your debating skills are second to none; "Chinks" , "Catlycks" and the ever popular "Joos". It just amazes me, why dont you run for Congress and set all those damn "LIEberals" in the place once in for all.
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I will one day run for congress, God permitting. It's time for there to be some True Christian warriors there.
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Re: How To Spot a Jap -
03-14-2007, 06:30 PM
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Again cultures, im talking genetics. Obviously someone living in China and someone living in Japan are going to have differences but its not based on genetics; ie thier accent.
You cant physically tell the difference between someone from China and someone from Japan if you were to strip them of thier individuality; put them in the same clothes, gave them the same haircut etc... There just isn't any difference.
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Did you actually bother reading that jap-spotting guide? Among the examples it gave was the way that the different styles of footwear favoured by nips and chinks shape their feet differently. How do you explain that?
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That's not how my dictionary defines it:
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Ok your call; Japanese or Chinese?...
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My first guess would be that someone shaved an ape as a trick question. Second guess would be chinee.
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They all look the same to me. But then again so do negras, beaners and kikes.
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Kikes are the ones with the ball-gags in their mouths.
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Re: How To Spot a Jap -
03-17-2007, 03:45 AM
Interesting stuff, sure puts a different slant on those slippery slopes.
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Re: How To Spot a Jap -
02-16-2009, 08:02 PM
How To Spot a Jap in an airport:
(Hint: It's the one who keeps losing her breath).
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Re: How To Spot a Jap -
02-16-2009, 08:08 PM
What is that nonsense gibberish she is spewing ?
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28 Then I will walk contrary unto you also in fury; and I, even I, will chastise you seven times for your sins.
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Re: How To Spot a Jap -
02-16-2009, 08:16 PM
I'll never understand how we were lead to believe that the japs can make cars, much less stereo systems and television sets. That probably explains all the liebral whining on the cable news shows.
Is anyone able to translate this gibberish? I thought I heard something like "don't tase me bro".
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Re: How To Spot a Jap -
02-16-2009, 09:13 PM
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How To Spot a Jap in an airport:
(Hint: It's the one who keeps losing her breath).
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Awesome tantrum! Can anyone translate what she is saying?
She must have a demon!
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Re: How To Spot a Jap -
02-16-2009, 10:31 PM
Sure, you might be able to spot a Jap, but good luck trying to tell them apart! I can't even tell which is male and which is female.
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Re: How To Spot a Jap -
02-16-2009, 10:46 PM
It's easy to see which one is the hippie, though.
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02-16-2009, 11:07 PM
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Awesome tantrum! Can anyone translate what she is saying?
She must have a demon!
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She isn't a jappo. She is screeching Mandarin Chinkignese about how she has to get home.
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02-16-2009, 11:10 PM
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I'll never understand how we were lead to believe that the japs can make cars, much less stereo systems and television sets. That probably explains all the liebral whining on the cable news shows.
Is anyone able to translate this gibberish? I thought I heard something like "don't tase me bro".
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From my mission work in the heathen Asian lands, I was able to pick up on a bit of their primitive, pagan tongues.
This is a rough translation of the first few seconds:
"Why you no paya mo' fol what I give? I say 'housekeeping', you terr me go way! I say housekeeping, you rike fruff pirrow?! You say, no, go away! I then asay 'housekeeping you rike sucky sucky' and you open door, I charge 1 dorra and now you no pay one dorra! Ahhh, ahh, ahh!"
After that it all becomes quite inaudible and descends into tribal yelling and war cries, a phenomena brave, moral American soldiers of World War 2 also reported in their journals. This video is probably from Asian government training (for their female spies) or a scene after a frugal traveler was tempted to engage in unspeakable iniquities.
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Re: How To Spot a Jap -
02-16-2009, 11:16 PM
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She isn't a jappo. She is screeching Mandarin Chinkignese about how she has to get home.
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Is that the kind of crap you have to listen to from your domestic ?
Leviticus 26:27-29
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02-16-2009, 11:28 PM
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Is that the kind of crap you have to listen to from your domestic ?
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Yep, exactly the same. I cannot WAIT until we go to war with China and I can have her put in a concentration camp.
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Re: How To Spot a Jap -
02-17-2009, 12:41 AM
I'm sure if you fire her she'll sure you good.
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Re: How To Spot a Jap -
02-17-2009, 03:21 AM
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I can't even tell which is male and which is female.
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Why are they standing so still in Thumper's picture?
In the movie The King & I, they throw themselves all over the place and dance incessantly...not like that at all.
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02-17-2009, 05:36 AM
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I'm sure if you fire her she'll sure you good.
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That's just what she sounds like. Are you Chinee too?
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Re: How To Spot a Jap -
02-17-2009, 05:37 AM
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Ok your call; Japanese or Chinese?...
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That's a jap. I can tell any chink sub-race by looking at them.
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Re: How To Spot a Jap -
02-17-2009, 05:38 AM
Do you let your housekeeper on the computer when you're taking your bath?
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Re: How To Spot a Jap -
02-17-2009, 05:49 AM
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Do you let your housekeeper on the computer when you're taking your bath?
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No. If she hadn't stolen the spare set of keys to my car, the stereo would still work and the leather wouldn't smell like chop suey.
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