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Strong Christian -- 100% convinced that God/Jesus exists, so I follow the whole Bible, word-for-word.
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False Christian -- Fairly sure that God/Jesus exist, but I pick and choose which parts of the Bible to obey.
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Weak Christian -- I used to attend church, but I've forgotten about God/Jesus.
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False God worshiper -- I love God, just the wrong one.
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Agnostic Christian -- I need God/Jesus to bitchslap me before I'll love Him.
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Atheist Scum -- I hate God/Jesus and would rather worship monkeys.
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I'm a queer. What's god?
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Unsaved trash, Arrogant Atheist Dick
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Re: Are You an Atheist? -
02-23-2012, 11:04 PM
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Originally Posted by The_Gray
...Yet, despite your teachings, you have no concern for the future of humanity...
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What teachings are you referring to? The Bible says (and you'd know this if you bothered to actually read the thing before spouting off unsubstantiated bullshit) that Jesus will come back and kill 1/3 of humanity before judging the rest (ie. damning almost all of those that remain to eternity in Hell).
That's the future humanity faces (according to the Bible). Why should they have any "concern"?
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Re: Are You an Atheist? -
02-23-2012, 11:14 PM
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Originally Posted by The_Gray
Christianity, according to you, is that the listed are “evil.”
-Any other religion
-The slightest hint of homosexuality
-Everyone other than Caucasian
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That is not according to us. That is according to bible, or in other words, according to God. Is there something wrong in following the word of God?
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Re: Are You an Atheist? -
02-23-2012, 11:33 PM
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Originally Posted by Mary Etheldreda
Jesus healed without any doctors, friends, medicine, or plants. Through His Divine Authority disease and demons left those inflicted, those who had faith anyway.
And he healed many that were sick of divers diseases, and cast out many devils; and suffered not the devils to speak, because they knew him.
Mark 1:34
If Jesus/God could do it then, God/Jesus can do it now. All it takes is sincere faith.
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You are talking shite my Sister. I take it you do not visit the Doctor, have never utilised a Hospital or modern day medicne? No thankyou Doctor, I won't have the chemo I shall just pray!
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Unsaved trash, Arrogant Atheist Dick
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Re: Are You an Atheist? -
02-24-2012, 12:57 AM
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Originally Posted by brotherbrian
... I take it you do not visit the Doctor, have never utilised a Hospital or modern day medicne? No thankyou Doctor, I won't have the chemo I shall just pray!
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I think you're starting to understand True Christianity™.
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Re: Are You an Atheist? -
02-24-2012, 01:41 AM
The bible is a fairy tale and should not be applied in real life.
If i use the same logic as every christian in this forum does i can take the Harry Potter books literally and say that wizards exist. But no, they dont.
Religion is just stupid..
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Re: Are You an Atheist? -
02-24-2012, 01:43 AM
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You are talking shite my Sister. I take it you do not visit the Doctor, have never utilised a Hospital or modern day medicne? No thankyou Doctor, I won't have the chemo I shall just pray!
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Praise Jesus! It is so refreshing to see someone who doesn't buy into the Big-Medicine crap. Our country has become wussified, dependent on the pharmaceutical companies to provide us with our next dose of mind-numbing, government-controlling meds.
Remember, it is the power of Christ that is within us that can heal any ailment!
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Re: Are You an Atheist? -
02-24-2012, 02:48 AM
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Originally Posted by Dr. Ernest C. Ville, D.C.S.
Praise Jesus! It is so refreshing to see someone who doesn't buy into the Big-Medicine crap. Our country has become wussified, dependent on the pharmaceutical companies to provide us with our next dose of mind-numbing, government-controlling meds.
Remember, it is the power of Christ that is within us that can heal any ailment!
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Brother Ville, I feel you have warped my statement a little, you naughty tike! Could you provide statistics in the amount of people that have managed or cured ill health from Christian praying etc in comparison to Medicne? Is religion not a form of control, dumbing down, oppression ie all the things you have said Modern day medicne is?
Is being "reliant" on pain relief, steriods etc that are improving your health more worse than being reliant or even addicted to a belief system where faith and hope rather than solid evidence and fact are the only things keeping you going?
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Re: Are You an Atheist? -
02-24-2012, 04:23 AM
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Originally Posted by thedeer
Religion is just stupid..
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Religion may be stupid, but True Christianity™ is your only hope of avoiding eternal damnation. How stupid is that?
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Are You an Atheist? -
02-24-2012, 04:23 AM
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Originally Posted by brotherbrian
You are talking shite my Sister. I take it you do not visit the Doctor, have never utilised a Hospital or modern day medicne? No thankyou Doctor, I won't have the chemo I shall just pray!
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Friend, I don't need to. Never have.
Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
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Re: Are You an Atheist? -
02-24-2012, 04:28 AM
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Originally Posted by brotherbrian
Is being "reliant" on pain relief, steriods etc that are improving your health more worse than being reliant or even addicted to a belief system where faith and hope rather than solid evidence and fact are the only things keeping you going?
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Nothing will keep you going forever, friend. Since Eve first sinned we've lived in a fallen world and death is the just and righteous punishment for our transgressions. (Isaiah 53:5) The Good News is that if you believe that Jesus died for your sins, you too can live with Him forever and ever and finally see Him face to face!
For now we see through a glass, darkly; but then face to face: now I know in part; but then shall I know even as also I am known.
1 Corinthians 13:12
Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
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Re: Are You an Atheist? -
02-24-2012, 05:31 AM
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Originally Posted by The_Gray
I…have never read the bible
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That's where I stopped reading.
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Re: Are You an Atheist? -
02-29-2012, 06:00 AM
I am a proud Atheist.
'Nuff said.
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Re: Are You an Atheist? -
02-29-2012, 06:09 AM
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Originally Posted by RoryReloaded
I am a proud Atheist.
'Nuff said.
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Here you go.
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Re: Are You an Atheist? -
02-29-2012, 06:13 AM
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Originally Posted by RoryReloaded
I am a proud Atheist.
'Nuff said.
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Then why are you here? Unsaved =Unwelcome!
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Are You an Atheist? -
03-07-2012, 08:14 PM
Why do people become atheists? Although I am fairly young, I have never once thought to doubt the existence of God. I don't understand these people. Are they trying to mock God on purpose?
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Re: Are You an Atheist? -
03-07-2012, 08:25 PM
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Why do people become atheists? Although I am fairly young, I have never once thought to doubt the existence of God. I don't understand these people. Are they trying to mock God on purpose?
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Yes Micheal,
Atheists are just God mocking scum with beards. They all secretly KNOW God exists, they go around pretending to justify their evil behavior.
I DARE anyone to know ONE GOOD thing an atheist has done (and don't list Christopher Hitchens and Iraq because we all know Hitchen was really a Christian)
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Re: Are You an Atheist? -
03-07-2012, 08:25 PM
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Originally Posted by Michael Phillips
Why do people become atheists? Although I am fairly young, I have never once thought to doubt the existence of God. I don't understand these people. Are they trying to mock God on purpose?
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They know that God exists but they would prefer to deny Him. You just have to open your eyes to see the wonders of God's creation however they prefer to be blind.
Atheism means no moral compass so sodomy and other perversions just become the norm. Atheists are heartless and as long as they can fornicate in their own pit of depravity they don't care about anything else.
Billy Bob Jenkins has done a lot of research on this and for most of them it's just an excuse for anal sex.
YIC
Jack
Genesis 22:2 And he said, Take now thy son, thine only son Isaac, whom thou lovest, and get thee into the land of Moriah; and offer him there for a burnt offering upon one of the mountains which I will tell thee of.
I know God wouldn't let me believe in Him if He didn't exist.
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Re: Are You an Atheist? -
03-07-2012, 08:30 PM
Ah, so that's why God says we should kill them (2 Chronicles 15:13)! I am learning so much from this forum.
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03-07-2012, 08:32 PM
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Originally Posted by Michael Phillips
Why do people become atheists? Although I am fairly young, I have never once thought to doubt the existence of God. I don't understand these people. Are they trying to mock God on purpose?
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As Brother Jack succinctly points out: Atheism is for the gaysexuals.
Think about it, young naive clean limb young men are watched for hours by fetid sweating analists from darkend doors and smoked windowed cars. Young callow fresh faced young men with little idea of the big wide world. Thinking, maybe, of how to find their way in the rough and tough world they have been thrust, quivering into.
With out knowledge of God's own words (the Bible (KJV1611) they prey on such gentle souls.
Because of atheism.
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Re: Are You an Atheist? -
03-07-2012, 08:36 PM
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Ah, so that's why God says we should kill them (2 Chronicles 15:13)! I am learning so much from this forum.
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Well yes but don't run out to follow His word yet!
Matthew 22:21
They say unto him, Caesar's. Then saith he unto them, Render therefore unto Caesar the things which are Caesar's; and unto God the things that are God's.
Jesus said we have to follow secular law which I know is unfortunate however when He returns the we can watch Him throw the atheists into the fiery pit. It will be great.
YIC
Jack
Genesis 22:2 And he said, Take now thy son, thine only son Isaac, whom thou lovest, and get thee into the land of Moriah; and offer him there for a burnt offering upon one of the mountains which I will tell thee of.
I know God wouldn't let me believe in Him if He didn't exist.
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