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Re: MORE PROOF THAT JK ROWLING IS A WITCH!!! -
01-31-2012, 09:33 PM
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they are both pure fiction, that is how
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From the KJV1611,
2 Timothy 3:16
All scripture is given by inspiration of God, and is profitable for doctrine, for reproof, for correction, for instruction in righteousness:
I don't think it says that in harry potter,
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01-31-2012, 09:40 PM
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they are both pure fiction, that is how
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Oh... So all that about the world being made and - oh look! It's exactly as God described it. You missed all that, huh?
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Re: MORE PROOF THAT JK ROWLING IS A WITCH!!! -
01-31-2012, 09:42 PM
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From the KJV1611,
2 Timothy 3:16
All scripture is given by inspiration of God, and is profitable for doctrine, for reproof, for correction, for instruction in righteousness:
I don't think it says that in harry potter,
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i never said it did, i only said that it is fiction, i didnt say they carried the same texts, if it did say that in harry potter, i can ssure you i for one would not be reading it, learn to read, or you will forever disdain the baby jesus
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Re: MORE PROOF THAT JK ROWLING IS A WITCH!!! -
01-31-2012, 09:43 PM
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had to make a bible basher name and wait a few hours until i could re register without getting banned, which trust me i had several attempts at, you are so caught up in your fantasy you are refusing to see the truth, it reminds me of a time when i was young and the ministry of magic was slandering harry for telling the truth about voldemort returning, merely covering up and hiding the facts, while attempting to shut him up, rather than face the truth, the admins here are now doing the same to me, we witches and wizards have caused no trouble in your society (the good of us at least) yet you choose to generalise us as a whole and think we are all bad, when in fact that information is false
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Re: MORE PROOF THAT JK ROWLING IS A WITCH!!! -
01-31-2012, 09:47 PM
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Oh... So all that about the world being made and - oh look! It's exactly as God described it. You missed all that, huh?
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no the world was made during the big bang, the 7 days of creation are not real, and oh yeah god wrote the bible
oh and victoryOS, i am quite capable of lying since I am a satan-worshipping slut who is better than the rest of you.
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Re: MORE PROOF THAT JK ROWLING IS A WITCH!!! -
01-31-2012, 09:50 PM
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they are both pure fiction, that is how
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What the hell does that have to do with anything, your emotional retard?
If Harry Potter was absolute truth, would you find ANY of the people described in it as a good example on how to live as a moral person? Or even people you would want to interact act with on a daily bases. Speaking personally as far as I am concerned the ONLY decent thing to do with any of the witches and wizard in those books is slit their throats as quick as possible before they hurt someone else.
Do you think Jesus, as described in The Bible is a moral person?
Which one, magic aside would you want to use as a role model; Jesus the healer of the sick and reformer of society or Harry Potter the clueless, in over his head, whiner?
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Re: MORE PROOF THAT JK ROWLING IS A WITCH!!! -
01-31-2012, 09:54 PM
i would rather have harry potter as a role model, he rid the world of voldemort, jesus didnt even exist, harry did, ive met him he came into hogwarts last year and did a speech for us! And professor longbottom is my herbology teacher and he fought alongside harry and the others you swear swear swear I'm so badass
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Re: MORE PROOF THAT JK ROWLING IS A WITCH!!! -
01-31-2012, 09:56 PM
im too in shock about the fact that you lot believe the earth is flat to write anything about harry potter or the bible
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01-31-2012, 09:57 PM
What is this, a troll tag team? Where did you strumpets come from and who do you work for?
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Re: MORE PROOF THAT JK ROWLING IS A WITCH!!! -
01-31-2012, 10:00 PM
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i would rather have harry potter as a role model, he rid the world of voldemort, jesus didnt even exist, harry did, ive met him he came into hogwarts last year and did a speech for us! And professor longbottom is my herbology teacher and he fought alongside harry and the others you f.u.c.k tard
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Dear Dipshit,
Please remove your head from your ignorant ass for a moment and meet Josephus the scribe.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Josephus
The question isn't
"was there a Joshua ben Joesph in early 1st Century Judah?"
It is
"Which historical Joshua ben Joesph is The Bible talking about?"
Fiction my ass.
Did I mention you are both ignorant and stupid? Do you also top your worthlessness by being a fan boi of Zelterguist?
PS Thank your for showing utter loathsomeness by claiming to be a wizard of the Potter variety.
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Re: MORE PROOF THAT JK ROWLING IS A WITCH!!! -
01-31-2012, 10:05 PM
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Look! Look! Jackalope!
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The shape of the earth has nothing to do with the lack of merit of the Harry Potter stories Forverretarded.
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01-31-2012, 10:12 PM
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Re: MORE PROOF THAT JK ROWLING IS A WITCH!!! -
01-31-2012, 10:22 PM
No, there is scientific evidence that tells us the earth is round. Also the fact you told me I was "to stupide to get it" in an infraction where I assume you meant "stupid" but was incapable of spelling the word correctly, tells me that you have no proper evidence to back your opinion up. Therefore it is invalid, and just for the record if God and Jesus did exist they would be ashamed of the people on here calling themselves "Christians", when really they are no more than jumped up, insane bullies pushing their opinions down anyone who dares to disagrees throat.
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Re: MORE PROOF THAT JK ROWLING IS A WITCH!!! -
01-31-2012, 10:23 PM
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No, there is scientific evidence that tells us the earth is round. Also the fact you told me I was "to stupide to get it" in an infraction where I assume you meant "stupid" but was incapable of spelling the word correctly, tells me that you have no proper evidence to back your opinion up. Therefore it is invalid, and just for the record if God and Jesus did exist they would be ashamed of the people on here calling themselves "Christians", when really they are no more than jumped up, insane bullies pushing their opinions down anyone who dares to disagrees throat.
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Got any scripture to back up these wild guesses of yours about the nature of the world?
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Re: MORE PROOF THAT JK ROWLING IS A WITCH!!! -
01-31-2012, 10:26 PM
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No, there is scientific evidence that tells us the earth is round. Also the fact you told me I was "to stupide to get it" in an infraction where I assume you meant "stupid" but was incapable of spelling the word correctly, tells me that you have no proper evidence to back your opinion up. Therefore it is invalid, and just for the record if God and Jesus did exist they would be ashamed of the people on here calling themselves "Christians", when really they are no more than jumped up, insane bullies pushing their opinions down anyone who dares to disagrees throat.
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Can you back up your silly statement with scripture? If you find any True Christian going against the word of God or the teachings of Jesus Christ please let us know.
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Re: MORE PROOF THAT JK ROWLING IS A WITCH!!! -
01-31-2012, 10:27 PM
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Got any scripture to back up these wild guesses of yours about the nature of the world?
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Yes I do, they are all listed here. http://www.smarterthanthat.com/astro...h-is-not-flat/
Scientific proof that the earth is round, not flat.
Now do you have any proof the back up your allegations? And no the bible does not count as there is no hard evidence of who actually wrote it.
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Re: MORE PROOF THAT JK ROWLING IS A WITCH!!! -
01-31-2012, 10:29 PM
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Yes I do, they are all listed here. http://www.smarterthanthat.com/astro...h-is-not-flat/
Scientific proof that the earth is round, not flat.
Now do you have any proof the back up your allegations? And no the bible does not count as there is no hard evidence of who actually wrote it.
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I know this is going to shock you but the Bible is not the same as that link you posted.
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01-31-2012, 10:31 PM
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Did I mention you are both ignorant and stupid? Do you also top your worthlessness by being a fan boi of Zelterguist?
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They're probably fat, too!
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Re: MORE PROOF THAT JK ROWLING IS A WITCH!!! -
01-31-2012, 10:32 PM
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no the world was made during the big bang...
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Uh, no. There's only about 9 1/4 BILLION years between the two events.
"...The best current estimate of the age of the universe is 13.75 ± 0.13 billion years..." http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Age_of_universe
"...The age of the Earth is 4.54 billion years..." http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Age_of_earth
How about learning about something before you go spouting your ignorance?
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Re: MORE PROOF THAT JK ROWLING IS A WITCH!!! -
01-31-2012, 10:32 PM
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Yes I do, they are all listed here. http://www.smarterthanthat.com/astro...h-is-not-flat/
Scientific proof that the earth is round, not flat.
Now do you have any proof the back up your allegations? And no the bible does not count as there is no hard evidence of who actually wrote it.
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Friend, easy proof, go look at an Iowa corn field. Is it flat or rounded?
Look at the ocean, does it all run to one side? Is driving to Florida a down hill trip?
Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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