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Pastor of Hermeneutics and Apologetics Bathed in Christ's Precious Blood Apostle to the Cactuses, Tumbleweeds and Jackrabbits
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Location: With my nose stuck in the Bible.
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How do you stick it to the federal government you hate so much? -
07-20-2014, 05:45 PM
Since my father died, my mother lives in a government funded care center. I probably should take her in her old age, but I figure why bother? She paid into the government all those years. She is entitled to that money.
She doesn't even need oxygen, but we get it anyway and sell it. Mom drives to her tea party rallies in the scooter she got from the feds.
And then there's my family. We get $500 a month in food stamps. And because our income is so low (we live in a 5 bedroom McMansion we rent from some people in the church for cheap).
My wife has partial disability for her persistent lower back problems. Now we have to put curtains up all over the house when she plays with the kids, so the investigators can't see her. But it's totally worth it. That extra $1000 a month comes in handy.
The way I look at it is I am helping to starve the beast. And all the illegals are doing it, so why shouldn't we? We definitely deserve it.
What do you do to show them how much you hate them?
Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.
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Moderator Arms Dealer for CHRIST Hands folded for Jesus
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Posts: 5,251
Join Date: Apr 2008
Location: On the Straight and Narrow (Earthly location: Freehold, Iowa)
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Re: How do you stick it to the federal government you hate so much? -
07-20-2014, 06:49 PM
I run a gun shop.
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Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
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Re: How do you stick it to the federal government you hate so much? -
07-21-2014, 02:51 AM
I preach the Holy Word of God.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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The Prophet of Profit, Now Giving Financial Advice to Jesus in Heaven
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Posts: 803
Join Date: Dec 2009
Location: In Heaven with Jesus
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Re: How do you stick it to the federal government you hate so much? -
07-21-2014, 10:55 PM
Hello fellow True Christians! Well, this is a topic that is near and dear to my heart. I am totally outraged that last year I was forced to pay a whopping $11,000 in taxes on my meager income of $2 billion. It's even more outrageous when you think that Obama is going to take all my hard-earned tax dollars and give it to welfare cheats and Negro drug gangs.
Obama constituents gone wild
So yes, I too got to thinking that if I'm going to be extorted into paying taxes, at least I should be getting something back. At first I decided that I should apply for food stamps, but then I found out that I would be subject to mandatory drug testing!
That too is outrageous! Now don't get me wrong - I support mandatory drug testing for the proletariat, since it should help to secure more convictions and keep my company's privatized prisons full. Plus it will protect the children, who will be taken out of a dangerous home situation and put into the recently privatized Child Protective Services (run by my company) where they can be institutionalized and kept calm with Ritalin and Prozac.
But it's insane that the Job Creators™ should be subjected to routine drug testing. Not that we would take drugs without a prescription, mind you. I personally am drug-free, and I don't think my occasional use of Oxycontin to control pain from an injury I sustained during cosmetic surgery is the Big Government's business. Plus I occasionally need to snort a few crushed Valium when I have trouble sleeping due to my high-pressure job. And rarely, I need to take a mouthful of amphetamines to keep awake during those boring corporate board meetings where we discuss increasing executive compensation. But I absolutely never purchase street drugs, we must remain highly illegal, and indeed I think we should consider mandatory life imprisonment for those who engage in such nefarious activities like using so-called "medical marijuana."
I just got off the phone with my company's lobbyists, and we're going to push a bill through congress authorizing CEOs to hire a proxy to take the mandatory drug tests. And should any drugs be found, the proxy would be subject to arrest and prosecution. This will help create jobs, for proxies, prosecutors and SWAT teams. Plus I'll finally be able to get those food stamps, which I so richly deserve considering my major contributions to the US economy.
Not that I really want to "stick it" to the federal government - after all, it's important that we have just enough government to pay the bailouts to Wall Street banks, keep up military spending, and keep the prison-industrial complex well-funded. But we certainly want to make government small and lean, which we can accomplish by eliminating Socialist Security, Medicare and public schools.
It's what Jesus would do.
Praise Jesus!
Brother Fred
CEO, The Uranus Corporation
Put your faith in Uranus!
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Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
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Location: Freehold, Iowa
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Re: How do you stick it to the federal government you hate so much? -
07-22-2014, 12:01 AM
That $11,000 that the government stole from you like a thief in the night could have paid for the custom white tigerskin seats I wanted for my 2015 Cadillac Escalade.
Thanks, Obama.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58 Christ's Guardian
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Join Date: Sep 2007
Location: Mostly on the front porch.
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Re: How do you stick it to the federal government you hate so much? -
07-22-2014, 12:17 AM
I re-used a stamp, once.
May you be a blessing to every life you touch.
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Location: In the kitchen
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Re: How do you stick it to the federal government you hate so much? -
07-31-2014, 03:57 PM
I go as a "guest" to public schools with my father and we go to all those eligible to vote and convince them to vote Tea Party, while preaching the Bible. I also am going to get a gun. Take that Obama!
"Every wise woman buildeth her house: but the foolish plucketh it down with her hands." Proverbs 14:1
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