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Default Re: Are Midgets Evil Demons? - 10-04-2013, 01:01 PM

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You are so funny, but so sad and disgusting. How does one stop dwarfing tell me please.
By opening up your heart for Jesus. He can and will heal anything if you have faith in Him. All you need to do is pray and if you really have faith in Him, you will be cured.
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Default Re: Are Midgets Evil Demons? - 10-04-2013, 01:02 PM

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How does one stop dwarfing tell me please.
Prayer!

If you would be a true followers of Jesus, you would know there is no limit to what Jesus can do. You clearly lack faith. The undisputable proof is in the Holy Bible, which you probably use to wipe your tiny behind.

Every child knows God will answer ALL prayers: "And all things, whatsoever ye shall ask in prayer, believing, ye shall receive." (Matthew 21:22)

There is NO limit to what God can do: "And he said, The things which are impossible with men are possible with God." (Luke 18:27)

So the only person to blame for your disgusting appearance is YOU for lacking fate in Jesus Christ and refusing to pray for a cure.

(Yes I answered this to Lallyann46 before but his brain is small and very slow)


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Default Re: Are Midgets Evil Demons? - 10-04-2013, 02:00 PM

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Prayer!

If you would be a true followers of Jesus, you would know there is no limit to what Jesus can do. You clearly lack fate. The undisputable proof is in the Holy Bible, which you probably use to wipe your tiny behind.

Every child knows God will answer ALL prayers: "And all things, whatsoever ye shall ask in prayer, believing, ye shall receive." (Matthew 21:22)

There is NO limit to what God can do: "And he said, The things which are impossible with men are possible with God." (Luke 18:27)

So the only person to blame for your disgusting appearance is YOU for lacking fate in Jesus Christ and refusing to pray for a cure.

(Yes I answered this to Lallyann46 before but his brain is small and very slow)
Firstly I am a woman! not a man. Secondly, isnt it strange that on this forum people can abuse the contributors can abuse new people as much as they wish, if we say one thing out of turn we get so many points for behaving in an appropriate way, according to the people that run this most awful despicable and unchristian and unfriendly forum.

For one more time THERE IS NO CURE FOR THE CONDITION I HAVE, I do not have a illness, I have a disability, and I am pleased and proud that Jesus has shown me in his word Psalm 139 that I am fearfully and wonderfully made. I will pray for you and the people that call themselves Christians on this page and are truly not.


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Default Re: Are Midgets Evil Demons? - 10-04-2013, 02:15 PM

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Firstly I am a woman! not a man. Secondly, isnt it strange that on this forum people can abuse the contributors can abuse new people as much as they wish, if we say one thing out of turn we get so many points for behaving in an appropriate way, according to the people that run this most awful despicable and unchristian and unfriendly forum.
No dear. You're not being abused, your abuse and slander of Jesus simply isn't being supported.

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For one more time THERE IS NO CURE FOR THE CONDITION I HAVE
Then you call Jesus a liar. How dare you?


Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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Default Re: Are Midgets Evil Demons? - 10-04-2013, 02:23 PM

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No dear. You're not being abused, your abuse and slander of Jesus simply isn't being supported.



Then you call Jesus a liar. How dare you?
How dare you say I am abusing Jesus, I love Him and have done so for 50 years. There was a time in my life when I asked Him to come into my life and take away my sin and make me a new person, and He did, and is still working within me. The more I come on this forum the more blasphemus I realise it is. You really need to seek the Lord for yourselves and know that He loves as just as we are without one please, but that His blood was shed for me.
He cannot heal me because my bones just did not grow so nothing can be done about it, onl cosmetic surgery, and I dont believe that I should change for anyone, and Jesus loves me as I am.


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Default Re: Are Midgets Evil Demons? - 10-04-2013, 02:53 PM

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I will pray for you and the people that call themselves Christians on this page and are truly not.
You're pretty judgmental aren't you shorty?


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Default Re: Are Midgets Evil Demons? - 10-04-2013, 03:09 PM

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THERE IS NO CURE FOR THE CONDITION I HAVE, I do not have a illness, I have a disability.
Of course there is a cure to your disability, a prayer. Have you ever honestly tried asking Jesus to lift your disability?

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He cannot heal me
How dare you blaspheme against God with lies and slander by claiming that He is not all powerful?
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How dare you say I am abusing Jesus, I love Him and have done so for 50 years. There was a time in my life when I asked Him to come into my life and take away my sin and make me a new person, and He did, and is still working within me.
I dare because you accuse Him of not doing a very good job, seeing that you are still short and He has to continue working within you. You say you were born with bones that simply didn't grow, but how is that any different than being born with eyes that simply don't see? Jesus healed people who were blind from birth, not just diseases but deformities like yours. Why do you think He is ignoring you when He helped others, and promises to heal those who have faith?

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The more I come on this forum the more blasphemus I realise it is.
Blasphemy does not mean reading Scripture the way in which it's written, the way in which the LORD demands.

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You really need to seek the Lord for yourselves and know that He loves as just as we are without one please, but that His blood was shed for me.
As a matter of fact, it was not.


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So what are you, some sort of atheist troll?
Lallyann, since you have not responded to my accusation that you are an atheist troll who believes God is a liar, I am going to interpret that as a confession of guilt.

You are probably six foot tall and just trying to destroy our faith in God's Word by winning sympathy for midgets!


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Lallyann, since you have not responded to my accusation that you are an atheist troll who believes God is a liar, I am going to interpret that as a confession of guilt.

You are probably six foot tall and just trying to destroy our faith in God's Word by winning sympathy for midgets!
I was having my evening meal, I dont live on my computer! For your information I am just under 4ft tall. I am definitely not an atheist, every bit the opposite.


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My God dislikes Wolves in Sheeps clothing, which truly members of this group are. Jesus loves the sinner, and when he came to die in the new testament he took away all the hate, and died for all, big small, fat thin, strong and weak. Praise His name for that. You are clearly a very sad man, who needs my Jesus.
If you love Jesus so much, why don't you read His Holy Bible? Here's a little of what the Word of God has to say about fatties:

Whose end is destruction, whose God is their belly, and whose glory is in their shame, who mind earthly things. Philippians 3:19

And put a knife to thy throat, if thou be a man given to appetite. Proverbs 23:2

Behold, this was the iniquity of thy sister Sodom, pride, fulness of bread, and abundance of idleness was in her and in her daughters, neither did she strengthen the hand of the poor and needy. And they were haughty, and committed abomination before me: therefore I took them away as I saw good. Ezekiel 16:49-50


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Default Re: Are Midgets Evil Demons? - 10-04-2013, 08:09 PM

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By opening up your heart for Jesus. He can and will heal anything if you have faith in Him. All you need to do is pray and if you really have faith in Him, you will be cured.
Sorry but you have not got a clue. Your not a medic so no nothing about my condition. My bones did not grow properly when I was formed, and apart from cosmetic surgery, which I dont feel the need to go through, and believe God made me this way for a purpose, because He has blessed me in the years I have lived with a lovely husband and family and friends, something I may not have had , if I had not been this way. Get your dictionary out and look up achondroplasia and you will see THERE IS NO CURE


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Default Re: Are Midgets Evil Demons? - 10-04-2013, 08:15 PM

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Your small brain size clearly makes you a complete retard. Maybe you need bigger letters.

GOD HATES DWARVES

THE PROOF IS IN Leviticus 21:17-23

What part of this do you not understand!?

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God took children and blessed them, he didnt pick out the ones that had no deformities and cast them aside. Zaccheus was a little man, who I believe might have had dwarfism, Jesus went to dine with him. He healed the lame and the sick, Lazarus was healed by Jesus. In Psalm 139 he tells me that I am fearfully and wonderfully made and was knitted together in my mothers womb. Thats enough proof for me. The Lord is MY Shepherd. I pray that you may know the real truth and find the real Jesus who died for all.
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I was having my evening meal, I dont live on my computer! For your information I am just under 4ft tall. I am definitely not an atheist, every bit the opposite.
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17 Speak unto Aaron, saying, Whosoever he be of thy seed in their generations that hath any blemish, let him not approach to offer the bread of his God.

18 For whatsoever man he be that hath a blemish, he shall not approach: a blind man, or a lame, or he that hath a flat nose, or any thing superfluous,

19 Or a man that is brokenfooted, or brokenhanded,

20 Or crookbackt, or a dwarf, or that hath a blemish in his eye, or be scurvy, or scabbed, or hath his stones broken;

21 No man that hath a blemish of the seed of Aaron the priest shall come nigh to offer the offerings of the Lord made by fire: he hath a blemish; he shall not come nigh to offer the bread of his God.

22 He shall eat the bread of his God, both of the most holy, and of the holy.

23 Only he shall not go in unto the vail, nor come nigh unto the altar, because he hath a blemish; that he profane not my sanctuaries: for I the Lord do sanctify them.
Now that you have finished your evening meal then, please explain why you believe God does not agree with His own Word? Why would God say in one breath that dwarves are a profanation and then that you are wonderful in the next breath? Is it not more likely that He was not referring to profanations such as dwarves when He spoke of the wonderfully made? Do you really think that God would contradict Himself in His only testimony to mankind? How then would we know which of His statements to believe?

If you really believe that God's Word contains contradictions such as these, and are actively trying to convince us of that, I am left with no choice but to believe that you are an atheist troll.


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Default Re: Are Midgets Evil Demons? - 10-04-2013, 08:16 PM

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you will see THERE IS NO CURE
There was no cure for being born blind, and yet Jesus spit in a clump of mud and shoved it in the blind man's eye and cured him. Why won't you let Jesus spit on you and cure you, too?


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Too bad that you do not believe in God. Well, your loss really.
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Default Re: Are Midgets Evil Demons? - 10-04-2013, 08:22 PM

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Sorry but you have not got a clue. Your not a medic so no nothing about my condition. My bones did not grow properly when I was formed, and apart from cosmetic surgery, which I dont feel the need to go through, and believe God made me this way for a purpose, because He has blessed me in the years I have lived with a lovely husband and family and friends, something I may not have had , if I had not been this way. Get your dictionary out and look up achondroplasia and you will see THERE IS NO CURE
The following Bible verses prove that God can cure even so-called "incurable" diseases, and will do so for His followers. So the fact that you are a dwarf proves that you are God's enemy, according to His Word.

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Psalm 103:1-5 (King James Version) 1Bless the LORD, O my soul: and all that is within me, bless his holy name. 2Bless the LORD, O my soul, and forget not all his benefits: 3Who forgiveth all thine iniquities; who healeth all thy diseases; 4Who redeemeth thy life from destruction; who crowneth thee with lovingkindness and tender mercies; 5Who satisfieth thy mouth with good things; so that thy youth is renewed like the eagle's.

Psalm 103:2-3 (King James Version) 2Bless the LORD, O my soul, and forget not all his benefits: 3Who forgiveth all thine iniquities; who healeth all thy diseases;

Jeremiah 30:12-14, 17 12For thus saith the LORD, Thy bruise is incurable, and thy wound is grievous. 13There is none to plead thy cause, that thou mayest be bound up: thou hast no healing medicines. 14All thy lovers have forgotten thee; they seek thee not; for I have wounded thee with the wound of an enemy, with the chastisement of a cruel one, for the multitude of thine iniquity; because thy sins were increased.17For I will restore health unto thee, and I will heal thee of thy wounds, saith the LORD; because they called thee an Outcast, saying, This is Zion, whom no man seeketh after.


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...He has blessed me in the years I have lived with a lovely husband and family and friends, something I may not have had , if I had not been this way...
But you might have (by your own admission) so how do you know God actually did anything?

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We're not discussing the dictionary here, we're discussing what the Bible says, and it says God can do anything (it's called omnipotence).

Are you saying that the Bible is lying? If it's lying about that, how do you know it's telling the truth about anything? How do you know Jesus actually existed, if you deny the truth of the Bible? Don't you find it curious that there is NO archeological or contemporary historical evidence of such a figure ever existing, given that the area was controlled by the Romans at the time, and they were meticulous record-keepers?


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How could you so recklessly marry another man who has achondroplasia when you yourself have the achondroplasia, yourself??

Didn't you give any thought at all to the dangers you were passing onto your own little ones?? (And in this case, I mean "little ones" in the sense of babies)

Until the curse is rooted out from you and your Little Mister Husband Man, it can be delivered on the Innocent Children!! How can you so willingly turn them into the Stuff Of Nightmares ? ? ?

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I am a woman!
That explains the utter stupidity. A dwarf and a woman.

Since you claim over and over again that you are a Christian, you are no doubt aware that you have to obey your husband's every wish. (Genesis 3:16, Ephesians 5:22-24)

Did your husband give you a teeny tiny permission slip to visit this forum? Or are you a Hell bound slut who does whatever she likes without asking her husband's permission?

I think we all know the answer...


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How could you so recklessly marry another man who has achondroplasia when you yourself have the achondroplasia, yourself??

Didn't you give any thought at all to the dangers you were passing onto your own little ones?? (And in this case, I mean "little ones" in the sense of babies)

Until the curse is rooted out from you and your Little Mister Husband Man, it can be delivered on the Innocent Children!! How can you so willingly turn them into the Stuff Of Nightmares ? ? ?

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Anyone who would fornicate with a midget or marry one probably likes little children for all the wrong reasons, since midgets are basically just children themselves. And a midget sodomizer would obviously also be into midgets, by definition. So midget children are obviously in demand as sexual slaves by these child molesting midget couples.

I doubt there is any way to reason with an atheist who trolls Christians forums and breeds intentionally deformed children as sex slaves. But Jesus and I certainly appreciate you trying to talk these perverts out of their horrible plans.

God never intended for these midgets to take their hatred out on the rectums of children, even deformed children who profane God's sanctuaries with their revolting bodies. He wished only for them to remain on the outskirts of society until such time as they could be resigned to Hell.

Unfortunately, God in His Wisdom also gave them free will, so that their aeternal burning could be justified by this choice to follow Satan. And of course He, in His omniscience, always knew that justice would prevail, and that His omnipotent will would be done. I rejoice in that.

In my research on midgets, I have uncovered reams of midget pornography. It appears to me that atheists and Catholics have found a loophole in the law against child pornography by recruiting these minions of Satan into the industry.

Anyone who has sex with a midget, or enjoys midget porn, is basically a child molester at heart. And that includes midget couples.

The wisdom of our Creator, to predestine all midgets to Hell, is worthy of our awe and admiration. Praise Him!


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