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Re: Donate a cock sock, help save local farmers -
09-30-2010, 10:04 PM
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Those hairless cocks would be nice though. They are pre-plucked. All you would have to do is chop it's head off.
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A hairy cock is more respectable though.
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Re: Donate a cock sock, help save local farmers -
10-01-2010, 07:47 PM
I told my wife to make a few different Cock Socks, and now she's asking wich one these six, you think she should start producing in a larger scale. Please share your thoughts.
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Re: Donate a cock sock, help save local farmers -
10-01-2010, 08:17 PM
I fancy the white though it seems a bit small
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Re: Donate a cock sock, help save local farmers -
10-01-2010, 08:53 PM
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... Please share your thoughts.
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My GF says #5 would be best ("ribbed for her pleasure", but I'm unsure what's she's trying to get at). My concern is that is it's on the small side, and we don't want to be choking the chicken.
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Re: Donate a cock sock, help save local farmers -
10-01-2010, 09:21 PM
I agree, Mr. Didymus
If your wife somehow are able to make the proto type longer and, most important of all, thicker they would be even better for them cocks I’ve seenso far
Do you have good, old and dark American cotton available in your household, Mr. Kristoffersen?
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Re: Donate a cock sock, help save local farmers -
10-01-2010, 09:26 PM
Your wife seems to have forgotten holes for the wings
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Re: Donate a cock sock, help save local farmers -
10-01-2010, 10:42 PM
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Your wife seems to have forgotten holes for the wings
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I think those are for naughty cocks.
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Re: Donate a cock sock, help save local farmers -
10-01-2010, 10:50 PM
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I think those are for naughty cocks.
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I guess I didn't think of that.
It might also help them stiffen their posture!
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Re: Donate a cock sock, help save local farmers -
10-02-2010, 04:20 AM
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My GF says #5 would be best ("ribbed for her pleasure", but I'm unsure what's she's trying to get at). My concern is that is it's on the small side, and we don't want to be choking the chicken.
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That looks like a cable stitch. Here is another pattern your girlfriend might like, and it is adjustable. Simply fasten with studs.
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Re: Donate a cock sock, help save local farmers -
10-02-2010, 08:20 AM
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I think those are for naughty cocks.
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Ones that had to cut their own wings off, because better their limbs should perish than their whole body be cast into eternal hellfire?
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Re: Donate a cock sock, help save local farmers -
10-03-2010, 09:31 AM
Oh, this is a wonderful cause!
I'll get out my yarn this instant, for no cock should ever go cold when there are an abundance of warm pockets for them to be enfolded in!
I was thinking perhaps a textured yarn...I have a deliciously fuzzy white wool, and it is warmer than most.
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Re: Donate a cock sock, help save local farmers -
10-03-2010, 03:32 PM
This will give my wife an oppertunity to begin sowing and knitting again. We don't want those cocks to freeze during the winter. I might have her use my computer to register on this forum and share some of her designs.
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Re: Donate a cock sock, help save local farmers -
10-04-2010, 01:39 AM
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Oh, this is a wonderful cause!
I'll get out my yarn this instant, for no cock should ever go cold when there are an abundance of warm pockets for them to be enfolded in!
I was thinking perhaps a textured yarn...I have a deliciously fuzzy white wool, and it is warmer than most.
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Chenille would be nice.
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Re: Donate a cock sock, help save local farmers -
10-04-2010, 02:18 AM
I just want to thank everybody for helping out. It is so cockheartwarming to see the community coming together to help our local farmers.
I thought I had figured out a more natural solution to the problem, I tried gluing the feathers back on one of the affected birds. Don't try it , it did not work. I figured that using superglue was the answer to the problem. The feathers did stay in place but the chickens died. It seems that super glue is cyanide based. a small amount on your skin is no problem but dipping an entire body in it is not the best idea.I spoke with a vet after I tried it and he reminded me of an old James Bond Movie called Goldfinger where the villain killed a Bond slut by covering her body entirely with paint.Supposedly the skin ''needs to breath''; whatever, it killed the cock when I tried so thanks once again for your labors.
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Re: Donate a cock sock, help save local farmers -
10-15-2010, 01:22 PM
I just found this thread and what a wonderful project to do in my spare time. I'd like to volunteer my services on the cock-warming front as well. Have you all decided on a particular pattern or can I be creative?
Here are some prototypes that I made for the two cocks we have at home.
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