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Reply to: Worried in Wichita -
11-14-2006, 01:36 AM
From an earlier Email: Dear Mother Glendora, The Lord wants me to be accepting, acquiescent and under my husband's control. But lately I have been weak and find myself struggling within God's plan. You see, my husband keeps asking me to give him a wounded pigeon, but I lack the courage to follow through. Thanks for your advice, Worried in Wichita.
Dear Worried in Wichita, I can't imagine what you husband plans to do with a wounded pigeon. Unless he wants a bird that can't fly away? Anyway, our Lord Jesus Christ wants you to honor your husband's wishes . . . I am reminded of 1 Corinthians, CH 11:3...
But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.
...anyway, I don't see what the fuss is all about, but maybe some other folks from our church might have something to add. CONCERNED GLENDORA
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Re: Reply to: Worried in Wichita -
11-14-2006, 01:56 AM
What on Earth...?? What does he want it for, to eat it? Who knows what you might catch.
Wake up and smell the 21st Century!!
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Re: Reply to: Worried in Wichita -
11-14-2006, 08:33 AM
Dear "worried". Who is your husband, Ted Haggard?
Emeritus Professor of the Christ Jesus Chair of Theology at Landover Baptist University.
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Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6
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Re: Reply to: Worried in Wichita -
11-14-2006, 09:47 AM
A wounded pigeon???
This makes no sense whatsoever.
Matthew:
5:17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
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Re: Reply to: Worried in Wichita -
11-14-2006, 01:07 PM
Brothers in Christ, those of you with womenfolk nearby will want to shoo them out of the house when you take a look at THIS link, which explains the demand this husband is making of his Godly wife....I'm not sure what the problem is. If a man needs to break his wife's arm, Jesus wouldn't intervene I'm sure.
I also will laugh at your calamity; I will mock when your fear cometh.--Proverbs 1:26
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Reply to: Worried in Wichita -
11-14-2006, 01:14 PM
I stopped looking up strange words because they are satanic traps!
The words in the Bible are enough for me.
Matthew:
5:17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
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Re: Reply to: Worried in Wichita -
11-15-2006, 01:18 AM
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Originally Posted by Pastor Ezekiel
Brothers in Christ, those of you with womenfolk nearby will want to shoo them out of the house when you take a look at THIS link, which explains the demand this husband is making of his Godly wife....I'm not sure what the problem is. If a man needs to break his wife's arm, Jesus wouldn't intervene I'm sure.
I also will laugh at your calamity; I will mock when your fear cometh.--Proverbs 1:26
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Sweet Baby Jesus! I knew one of our brilliant men of God would figure this whole thing out. No wonder "Worried in Wichita" is so very worried. But I do believe our Lord Jesus Christ has spoken about a woman's duty to obey her husband. Of course, there is the occasional gun cleaning accident, for those extreme cases.
Jesus - gentle, dependable overnight relief.
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