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Default confessing my sins - 03-22-2013, 09:19 AM

I am in such sorrow tonight. I am a sinner and I have been so far away from truth. I've meddled in things which I ought not. I have watched pornography as well as taken part in the M word.
My husband and I spoke of this tonight. I only use the internet supervised now and I am only allowed cookbooks with no pictures because we don't want anything to tempt me. I have also drank alochol as well.

I have repented of my sins. My husband and I are looking into a chasity belt. I decided to admit it on here so I have some accountability from others also. I have been beaten well for this. I had a ruler taken to my hands today too.
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Default Re: confessing my sins - 03-22-2013, 11:14 AM

Maybe your husband should make you soak your hands in Tobasco sauce. It's supposed to help children to stop sucking their thumbs.
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Default Re: confessing my sins - 03-22-2013, 02:35 PM

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Maybe your husband should make you soak your hands in Tobasco sauce. It's supposed to help children to stop sucking their thumbs.
That sounds like a good idea.
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Default Re: confessing my sins - 03-22-2013, 03:21 PM

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I am in such sorrow tonight. I am a sinner and I have been so far away from truth. I've meddled in things which I ought not. I have watched pornography as well as taken part in the M word.
My husband and I spoke of this tonight. I only use the internet supervised now and I am only allowed cookbooks with no pictures because we don't want anything to tempt me. I have also drank alochol as well.

I have repented of my sins. My husband and I are looking into a chasity belt. I decided to admit it on here so I have some accountability from others also. I have been beaten well for this. I had a ruler taken to my hands today too.
You lust over images in a cookbook? Are you an Ethiopian?


I Samuel 20:4
"Then said Jonathan unto David, Whatsoever thy soul desireth, I will even do it for thee."
This is not a reference of a homosexual relationship but a friendship of depth and platonic commitment! Why must liiebrals always make everything sound so DIRTY!?
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Default Re: confessing my sins - 03-22-2013, 05:34 PM

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You lust over images in a cookbook? Are you an Ethiopian?
Some cooksbooks these day have pictures of more than just food.
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Default Re: confessing my sins - 03-22-2013, 09:31 PM

Your husband wasn't smote (or blessed in this case) by God deaf was he? Your incessant whining and crying must be intolerable.

Ok look, put down that porn cookbook you seem to have and pick UP your copy of the King James Bible READ IT!!!

Also you'll need Brother Bob's guide for getting Saved®
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Default Re: confessing my sins - 03-23-2013, 04:35 AM

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I am in such sorrow tonight. I am a sinner and I have been so far away from truth. I've meddled in things which I ought not. I have watched pornography as well as taken part in the M word.
My husband and I spoke of this tonight. I only use the internet supervised now and I am only allowed cookbooks with no pictures because we don't want anything to tempt me. I have also drank alochol as well.

I have repented of my sins. My husband and I are looking into a chasity belt. I decided to admit it on here so I have some accountability from others also. I have been beaten well for this. I had a ruler taken to my hands today too.
May I ask exactly what this has to do with queerism? Because that is the topic of this thread.


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Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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Default Re: confessing my sins - 03-23-2013, 07:01 PM

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I am in such sorrow tonight. I am a sinner and I have been so far away from truth. I've meddled in things which I ought not. I have watched pornography as well as taken part in the M word.
My husband and I spoke of this tonight. I only use the internet supervised now and I am only allowed cookbooks with no pictures because we don't want anything to tempt me. I have also drank alochol as well.

I have repented of my sins. My husband and I are looking into a chasity belt. I decided to admit it on here so I have some accountability from others also. I have been beaten well for this. I had a ruler taken to my hands today too.
I don't know what this "Holiness" church you belong to is like, but we're not catholic. Your sins are between you, your husband, God and perhaps your pastor if you need church help.


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Default Re: confessing my sins - 03-23-2013, 10:21 PM

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May I ask exactly what this has to do with queerism? Because that is the topic of this thread.
I apologize. I didn't realize that's what the "straight for Jesus" meant. I thought it meant getting right with Jesus. I'm sorry.
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Default Re: confessing my sins - 03-25-2013, 04:32 PM

too bad your not a man, we can chop off our equipment and that sin goes bye bye !!!
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