[Hairyscottishdemon]

The best way i have found is, on the first monday of every month at 11:30pm stand on one leg facing north east (DEAD ON!!) whilst humming the top gun theme tune backwards dressed in a sequined robe made from ducks tears and camel hair and clasping an onion in your left hand. i have found that after doing this all homosexuals have a purple aura around them thus letting you know that they are gay.

[Alexandria Puckett]

Originally Posted by Hairy234

The best way i have found is, on the first monday of every month at 11:30pm stand on one leg facing north east (DEAD ON!!) whilst humming the top gun theme tune backwards dressed in a sequined robe made from ducks tears and camel hair and clasping an onion in your left hand. i have found that after doing this all homosexuals have a purple aura around them thus letting you know that they are gay.

This is not a joke. Homosexuals are a danger and a threat. Imagine a good God-fearing True Christian man, pure and rightious all his life, only to be thrown into the pits of Hell because a homer attacked him!
It's sad and scary.
Luckily my Johnathan is a large man, and could take any man in a fight!
I give thanks to Him, my God and Saviour every day for blessing me with a most gifted and God-fearing husband.