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Re: Vivisection in Landover! Tour the Laboratory -
04-15-2008, 08:57 PM
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Typical femnazi, threaten a man with castration any time she loses an argument.
Castration doesn't involve the nose, BJ.
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Re: Vivisection in Landover! Tour the Laboratory -
04-15-2008, 09:43 PM
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You'd rather lick the flames of Hell, I see. Well, you will probably change your tune once your tongue is singed by the infernos below.
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Re: Vivisection in Landover! Tour the Laboratory -
04-16-2008, 10:18 PM
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If I had the funds and facilities to care for the myriad poor creatures injured in the name of "research," I would take in every one of them.
Perhaps you should read Richard Adams' "The Plague Dogs." On second thought, never mind - you'd probably use it as a how-to manual.
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This is not surprising at all considering wicker paganist like yourself hold a weekly woodland orgy in which the witches among the covens commit bestiality with the he-goat. This has given me an idea for an experiment of my own. There has to be something within the goat's anatomy that is diabolical. Why else would it be one of Satan's favorite beast. And why else would you allow one to sodomize you, and you it with your humongously oversized clitoris?
I'm going to make a phone call to one of the local farmers today. Thank you Danceless the Whore for inspiring my pursuit of this godly undertaking.
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Re: Vivisection in Landover! Tour the Laboratory -
04-16-2008, 10:26 PM
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If they have no souls, then they have no choice about their actions - it's instinct, nothing more.
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Human beings also run on instinct. God HATES instincts and that is why we are a constant pain in His side. Only by embracing His Law, and surpassing the instincts that He created in us, can we act outside of instinct and become worthy of Heaven.
Stop behaving like a common beast; mindlessly submitting the the mind's call for lust, greed, and gluttony. I have always found it odd how sinners thing they exercise free will, yet all their actions are based on bodily desire and instinct. I'm sure bees think they are exercising free will as well.
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04-16-2008, 10:27 PM
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Unfortunately, you have free will, and good True Christian folk like me cannot stop you from such foolhardy risks. But I should warn you, that when gambling, the house always wins.
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She has free will, but she refuses to exercise it. It's a shame really.
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Re: Vivisection in Landover! Tour the Laboratory -
04-16-2008, 10:30 PM
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You want to borrow my pruning shears to trim that nose of yours? It gets longer every time you touch the keyboard.
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So THAT's what you mean when you keep putting our "noses" and your huge clitoris in the same sentence... ewwwww!!!
THIS HARLOT HAS BEEN USING SEX TALK ON US ALL!!!!
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Re: Vivisection in Landover! Tour the Laboratory -
04-17-2008, 12:24 PM
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The fractured writings from which you derive your scriptures were mostly in Greek and Hebrew, from which they were translarted into Latin and later to English. NONE of them were originally in English.
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My reply to this is a little late and my heart is gladdened to see the Just Rebuke you received for your unGodly blasphemy.
But I'll humor you for a minute.
Can you please produce the evidence to support your absurd and wild claims.
I would prefer to see a photostatically copied original followed by a anointed translation from a well known scholar explaining the interpretation. Preferably from someone with equal repute such as Sir Charles Leonard Woolley.
Exodus 22:18 says, "Suffer not a witch to live." Deuteronomy 18:10 says, "There shall not be found among you any one that maketh his son or his daughter to pass through the fire, or that useth divination, or an observer of times, or an enchanter, or a witch."
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Re: Vivisection in Landover! Tour the Laboratory -
04-17-2008, 07:01 PM
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Re: Vivisection in Landover! Tour the Laboratory -
04-18-2008, 12:08 AM
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The word that the KJV tranlates as "dominion" actually is closer in meaning to "stewardship."
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So are you claiming that you "steward" your queer husband now?
O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.
God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.
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Re: Vivisection in Landover! Tour the Laboratory -
04-18-2008, 12:17 AM
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So are you claiming that you "steward" your queer husband now?
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What'll you bet that her idea of "stewardship" involves a collar and a leash?
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Vivisection in Landover! Tour the Laboratory -
04-21-2008, 12:03 PM
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So are you claiming that you "steward" your queer husband now?
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No, dear boy. My husband and I are EQUALS. That means neither of us has authority over the other.
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Re: Vivisection in Landover! Tour the Laboratory -
04-21-2008, 12:04 PM
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What'll you bet that her idea of "stewardship" involves a collar and a leash?
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Ick.
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Re: Vivisection in Landover! Tour the Laboratory -
04-21-2008, 12:06 PM
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So THAT's what you mean when you keep putting our "noses" and your huge clitoris in the same sentence... ewwwww!!!
THIS HARLOT HAS BEEN USING SEX TALK ON US ALL!!!!
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It's a figure of speech - keeping your nose out of something means to mind your own business.
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Re: Vivisection in Landover! Tour the Laboratory -
04-21-2008, 01:59 PM
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It's a figure of speech - keeping your nose out of something means to mind your own business.
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I didn't realise that was a concept you were familiar with, witch.
O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.
God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.
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Re: Vivisection in Landover! Tour the Laboratory -
04-22-2008, 03:18 AM
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No, dear boy. My husband and I are EQUALS. That means neither of us has authority over the other.
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He doesn't seem to think so.
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Re: Vivisection in Landover! Tour the Laboratory -
04-22-2008, 08:47 PM
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My husband and I are EQUALS.
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You mean that your husband is also a queer witch dyke with an oversized, cobweb-covered clitoris?
Birds of a feather, I suppose.
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Re: Vivisection in Landover! Tour the Laboratory -
04-22-2008, 08:49 PM
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You mean that your husband is also a queer witch dyke with an oversized, cobweb-covered clitoris?
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No, and neither am I.
It means that neither of us has authority over the other.
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Re: Vivisection in Landover! Tour the Laboratory -
04-22-2008, 08:53 PM
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No, and neither am I.
It means that neither of us has authority over the other.
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How does a witch-dyke obtain her Satanic authority other than through a cobweb-covered, oversized clitoris?
That question was rhetorical; I don't want to know what the answer is.
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Re: Vivisection in Landover! Tour the Laboratory -
04-22-2008, 09:02 PM
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How does a witch-dyke obtain her Satanic authority other than through a cobweb-covered, oversized clitoris?
That question was rhetorical; I don't want to know what the answer is.
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Since I don't inquire of my lesbian and/or Wiccan acquaintances regarding their clitoral dimensions, and since none of them worship Satan or even believe he exists, I couldn't give you an answer to that question, even if you did want one.
What I meant, and I think you understood perfectly well, was that there is no one whose role is to rule the household and no one whose role is to be ruled. We make decisions together, we both bring home a paycheck, and we both do the physical labor that is needed to keep our home running smoothly.
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Re: Vivisection in Landover! Tour the Laboratory -
04-22-2008, 09:30 PM
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Since I don't inquire of my lesbian and/or Wiccan acquaintances regarding their clitoral dimensions, and since none of them worship Satan or even believe he exists, I couldn't give you an answer to that question, even if you did want one.
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I will admit that you have learned well how to spew forth false words from Satan, the father of lies. But I am saved, and therefore I can see right through your COBWEB of lies nonetheless.
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What I meant, and I think you understood perfectly well, was that there is no one whose role is to rule the household and no one whose role is to be ruled. We make decisions together, we both bring home a paycheck, and we both do the physical labor that is needed to keep our home running smoothly.
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I do not "understand perfectly well" these perverted, anti-Biblical ideas you keep imagining.
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