[Old Iron Crotch]

Originally Posted by Bobby-Joe

Typical femnazi, threaten a man with castration any time she loses an argument.

Castration doesn't involve the nose, BJ.

Apologize to KJV4me Dances like an adult.

No.

[KJV4me]

Originally Posted by Dances without Joy

No.

You'd rather lick the flames of Hell, I see. Well, you will probably change your tune once your tongue is singed by the infernos below.

God will not stand for the unrepentant mockery of his faithful and obedient flock!

[Remy Lebeau]

Originally Posted by Dances without Joy

If I had the funds and facilities to care for the myriad poor creatures injured in the name of "research," I would take in every one of them.
Perhaps you should read Richard Adams' "The Plague Dogs." On second thought, never mind - you'd probably use it as a how-to manual.

This is not surprising at all considering wicker paganist like yourself hold a weekly woodland orgy in which the witches among the covens commit bestiality with the he-goat. This has given me an idea for an experiment of my own. There has to be something within the goat's anatomy that is diabolical. Why else would it be one of Satan's favorite beast. And why else would you allow one to sodomize you, and you it with your humongously oversized clitoris?

I'm going to make a phone call to one of the local farmers today. Thank you Danceless the Whore for inspiring my pursuit of this godly undertaking.

[Remy Lebeau]

Originally Posted by Dances without Joy

If they have no souls, then they have no choice about their actions - it's instinct, nothing more.

Human beings also run on instinct. God HATES instincts and that is why we are a constant pain in His side. Only by embracing His Law, and surpassing the instincts that He created in us, can we act outside of instinct and become worthy of Heaven.

Stop behaving like a common beast; mindlessly submitting the the mind's call for lust, greed, and gluttony. I have always found it odd how sinners thing they exercise free will, yet all their actions are based on bodily desire and instinct. I'm sure bees think they are exercising free will as well.

[Remy Lebeau]

Originally Posted by KJV4me

Unfortunately, you have free will, and good True Christian folk like me cannot stop you from such foolhardy risks. But I should warn you, that when gambling, the house always wins.

She has free will, but she refuses to exercise it. It's a shame really.

[Remy Lebeau]

Originally Posted by Dances without Joy

You want to borrow my pruning shears to trim that nose of yours? It gets longer every time you touch the keyboard.

So THAT's what you mean when you keep putting our "noses" and your huge clitoris in the same sentence... ewwwww!!!

THIS HARLOT HAS BEEN USING SEX TALK ON US ALL!!!!

[Herr_Doktor Phd.]

Originally Posted by Dances without Joy

The fractured writings from which you derive your scriptures were mostly in Greek and Hebrew, from which they were translarted into Latin and later to English. NONE of them were originally in English.

My reply to this is a little late and my heart is gladdened to see the Just Rebuke you received for your unGodly blasphemy.

But I'll humor you for a minute.

Can you please produce the evidence to support your absurd and wild claims.

I would prefer to see a photostatically copied original followed by a anointed translation from a well known scholar explaining the interpretation. Preferably from someone with equal repute such as Sir Charles Leonard Woolley.

[SUV]

Originally Posted by Dances without Joy

No.

ROFLMFAO with JESUS

[Brother Temperance]

Originally Posted by Dances without Joy

The word that the KJV tranlates as "dominion" actually is closer in meaning to "stewardship."

So are you claiming that you "steward" your queer husband now?

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Originally Posted by Brother Temperance

So are you claiming that you "steward" your queer husband now?

What'll you bet that her idea of "stewardship" involves a collar and a leash?

[Old Iron Crotch]

Originally Posted by Brother Temperance

So are you claiming that you "steward" your queer husband now?

No, dear boy. My husband and I are EQUALS. That means neither of us has authority over the other.

[Old Iron Crotch]

Originally Posted by Pastor Ezekiel

What'll you bet that her idea of "stewardship" involves a collar and a leash?

Ick.

[Old Iron Crotch]

Originally Posted by Remy Lebeau

So THAT's what you mean when you keep putting our "noses" and your huge clitoris in the same sentence... ewwwww!!!

THIS HARLOT HAS BEEN USING SEX TALK ON US ALL!!!!

It's a figure of speech - keeping your nose out of something means to mind your own business.

[Brother Temperance]

Originally Posted by Dances without Joy

It's a figure of speech - keeping your nose out of something means to mind your own business.

I didn't realise that was a concept you were familiar with, witch.

[Dr. Santiago Solo]

Originally Posted by Dances without Joy

No, dear boy. My husband and I are EQUALS. That means neither of us has authority over the other.

He doesn't seem to think so.

[KJV4me]

Originally Posted by Dances without Joy

My husband and I are EQUALS.

You mean that your husband is also a queer witch dyke with an oversized, cobweb-covered clitoris?

Birds of a feather, I suppose.

[Old Iron Crotch]

Originally Posted by KJV4me

You mean that your husband is also a queer witch dyke with an oversized, cobweb-covered clitoris?

No, and neither am I.

It means that neither of us has authority over the other.

[KJV4me]

Originally Posted by Dances without Joy

No, and neither am I.

It means that neither of us has authority over the other.

How does a witch-dyke obtain her Satanic authority other than through a cobweb-covered, oversized clitoris?

That question was rhetorical; I don't want to know what the answer is.

[Old Iron Crotch]

Originally Posted by KJV4me

How does a witch-dyke obtain her Satanic authority other than through a cobweb-covered, oversized clitoris?

That question was rhetorical; I don't want to know what the answer is.

Since I don't inquire of my lesbian and/or Wiccan acquaintances regarding their clitoral dimensions, and since none of them worship Satan or even believe he exists, I couldn't give you an answer to that question, even if you did want one.

What I meant, and I think you understood perfectly well, was that there is no one whose role is to rule the household and no one whose role is to be ruled. We make decisions together, we both bring home a paycheck, and we both do the physical labor that is needed to keep our home running smoothly.

[KJV4me]

Originally Posted by Dances without Joy

Since I don't inquire of my lesbian and/or Wiccan acquaintances regarding their clitoral dimensions, and since none of them worship Satan or even believe he exists, I couldn't give you an answer to that question, even if you did want one.

I will admit that you have learned well how to spew forth false words from Satan, the father of lies. But I am saved, and therefore I can see right through your COBWEB of lies nonetheless.

What I meant, and I think you understood perfectly well, was that there is no one whose role is to rule the household and no one whose role is to be ruled. We make decisions together, we both bring home a paycheck, and we both do the physical labor that is needed to keep our home running smoothly.

I do not "understand perfectly well" these perverted, anti-Biblical ideas you keep imagining.