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Man seeks STRAIGHT utterly godly man for friendship -
08-31-2010, 07:56 PM
Just friendship, mind you. Totally STRAIGHT. You know, mabye a little experimentation , but your basic straight relationship. According to the bible and that, but you know....STRAIGHT . Not gay. Except mabye, you know.......
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Re: Man seeks STRAIGHT utterly godly man for friendship -
08-31-2010, 07:59 PM
No, friend. I don't know. Maybe you would like to go on the LBC cattle round up a few of us boys like to participate in every year?
You are going to have to accept Christ and quit calling yourself a scat man. I can't imagine the LORD would like that nonsensical negroidal gibberish.
Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.
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Re: Man seeks STRAIGHT utterly godly man for friendship -
08-31-2010, 09:40 PM
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Just friendship, mind you. Totally STRAIGHT. You know, mabye a little experimentation ,
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Experimentation?
Scatman, we do not do "experiments". Experiments lead to theories which conflict with God's Word.
You, sir, are trying to corrupt Christians with your "science", aren't you! We will have none of your perverse sciencey talk here!
Bible boring? Nonsense!
Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!
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Re: Man seeks STRAIGHT utterly godly man for friendship -
09-01-2010, 02:03 AM
I feel uncomfortable. Your title says you want a man for friendship (which is perfectly healthy and Godly (Eccl 4:9-12), yet you keep referring to experimentation which as pointed out by Rev. Rodimer directly contradicts God's word.
I have many male friends from the Church, and never have we engaged in any kind of disgusting "experimentation". They have however been round my house and helped me understand the word of the LORD more precisely than I had done before. They have helped me by entering into me, and I have entered them also, and we have allowed the spirit of Jesus to flow between us. I hope you do find male friends, but please do not engage in any "nonsciense" experiments as you will burn in hell for it.
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Because GOD doesn't love everyone. Too many people have this absurd idea in their heads that GOD is all loving.
If he was all loving, then murderers, thieves and homosexuals would be waiting for you in Heaven.
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Re: Man seeks STRAIGHT utterly godly man for friendship -
02-10-2011, 12:48 PM
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I feel uncomfortable. Your title says you want a man for friendship (which is perfectly healthy and Godly (Eccl 4:9-12), yet you keep referring to experimentation which as pointed out by Rev. Rodimer directly contradicts God's word.
I have many male friends from the Church, and never have we engaged in any kind of disgusting "experimentation". They have however been round my house and helped me understand the word of the LORD more precisely than I had done before. They have helped me by entering into me, and I have entered them also, and we have allowed the spirit of Jesus to flow between us. I hope you do find male friends, but please do not engage in any "nonsciense" experiments as you will burn in hell for it.
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I have to agree with you such a wholesome and clean friendship is often necessary when trying to better yourself in the work of god.
Experimentation leads to being a Homo, this kind of behaviour is often the work of the devil and demons trying to corrupt ones soul.
I will pray for you.
Psalm 14:1 The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God. They are corrupt, they have done
abominable works, there is none that doeth good.
How sweet are thy words unto my taste! yea, sweeter than honey to my mouth!
Psalm 109:4-21:
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Re: Man seeks STRAIGHT utterly godly man for friendship -
02-10-2011, 04:13 PM
Scatman, I am sure you meant experimentation in the Biblical sense as here: Bible Science Experiments for Children
where, for example, a candle and a water balloon and a little slight-of-hand are used to demonstrate:
(i) that “Righteousness from God comes through faith in Jesus Christ to all who believe. There is no difference, for all have sinned and fall short of the glory of God, and are justified freely by His grace through the redemption that came by Christ Jesus.” Romans 3:23-24;
(ii) that “God so loved the world that he gave his one and only Son, that whoever believes in him shall not perish but have eternal life.” John 3:16; and
(iii) “Whoever believes in me, as the Scripture has said, streams of living water will flow from within him." John 7:38
I am trying to put together a show like the one scripted on the site I showed you. It is a show for children and I love to spend time with them. Maybe you could help me. I, too, am perfectly straight, so there is no risk of misunderstandings. Send me your picture and maybe we'll set something up.
"Come Unto Me. Put forth thine hand now, and touch all that he hath." (Matthew 19:14, Job 1:11).
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Re: Man seeks STRAIGHT utterly godly man for friendship -
02-10-2011, 09:02 PM
Maybe this man is looking for another man to help him with experiments like this...
Heck, if it's good enough for Rev. Jim Osborne, it's probably good enough for me! Meet you at the truck stop, 7 p.m. on Friday!
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Re: Man seeks STRAIGHT utterly godly man for friendship -
02-10-2011, 09:50 PM
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Just friendship, mind you. Totally STRAIGHT. You know, mabye a little experimentation , but your basic straight relationship. According to the bible and that, but you know....STRAIGHT . Not gay. Except mabye, you know.......
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Never mind the negativity, I be interisted pal. We can go hores riding, camping, fishing, shooting. Stuff like that. In an American Christian way.
Upon the wicked he shall rain snares, fire and brimstone, and an horrible tempest: this shall be the portion of their cup. (Psalm 11:6)
GOD HATES FAGS
Romans 1:18-32, 1 Corinthians 6:9-11, 1 Timothy 1:8-11, Jude 7, etc
DEATH PENALTY FOR FAGS
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Re: Man seeks STRAIGHT utterly godly man for friendship -
04-06-2011, 03:38 AM
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Never mind the negativity, I be interisted pal. We can go hores riding, camping, fishing, shooting. Stuff like that. In an American Christian way.
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Im sure thats all you'll be doing, you look like a creep man an on top of that your showing immense compensation for your homosexual tendency hence all of the anti queer posts in your signature
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04-06-2011, 03:40 AM
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Im sure thats all you'll be doing, you look like a creep man an on top of that your showing immense compensation for your homosexual tendency hence all of the anti queer posts in your signature
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Insulting your betters will not save you from an eternity of roasting in hell. Why the hate, friend?
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04-06-2011, 03:57 AM
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Insulting your betters will not save you from an eternity of roasting in hell. Why the hate, friend?
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Why the constant hate from Christians? After all that is what your religion is based off of
And don't send me infraction warnings. If you don't like being challenged. Remove my account
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04-06-2011, 03:59 AM
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Why the constant hate from Christians? After all that is what your religion is based off of
And don't send me infraction warnings. If you don't like being challenged. Remove my account
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Dear Hatemonger;
I'm sorry, but it is our policy NEVER to remove the account of an unsaved fool. Your belligerent hatemongering will remain for future unsaved scum to see and learn from for all eternity (or until Jesus returns to slay most of the earth, whichever comes first).
Jesus called you here for a reason, so you might rethink your selfish tantrum and stick around.
If you'd really like to remove yourself from our Godly forum, all you need to do is to click on that tiny red "x" in the upper righthand corner of your computer screen. Then close your computer, stand up, and walk away.
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04-06-2011, 04:09 AM
Well. I am to inform you what you do in that scence is illegal, the creation of an account linked to personal information such as; birth date and email adress with out the option of in subscription and or account removal. And I'm not unsaved. I'm uneducated.
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Re: Man seeks STRAIGHT utterly godly man for friendship -
04-06-2011, 04:11 AM
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Well. I am to inform you what you do in that scence is illegal, the creation of an account linked to personal information such as; birth date and email adress with out the option of in subscription and or account removal. And I'm not unsaved. I'm educated
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Feel free to call the police and tell them that you barged into a Christian forum, uninvited and unwelcome, voluntarily posted your information, then proceeded to spew hatred and insults, persecuting us for practicing our religion.
Go ahead. I dare you.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Man seeks STRAIGHT utterly godly man for friendship -
04-08-2011, 04:28 AM
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Well. I am to inform you what you do in that scence is illegal, the creation of an account linked to personal information such as; birth date and email adress with out the option of in subscription and or account removal. And I'm not unsaved. I'm uneducated.
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Yes, that is true. You are uneducated. Ergo, you should not speak about matters concerning the law, since you know little to nothing about it. Write less; read more. Then you might cure your problem.
YiJC, BS
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Re: Man seeks STRAIGHT utterly godly man for friendship -
04-08-2011, 06:35 PM
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Well. I am to inform you what you do in that scence is illegal, the creation of an account linked to personal information such as; birth date and email adress with out the option of in subscription and or account removal.
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Maybe next time you will read the Terms of Service first? You would probably sign pact with the devil without reading the terms (and probably you already have).
Repent, let the Jesus guide you and you will be saved! Glory!
YiC,
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Re: Man seeks STRAIGHT utterly godly man for friendship -
04-12-2011, 11:20 PM
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Maybe next time you will read the Terms of Service first? You would probably sign pact with the devil without reading the terms (and probably you already have).
Repent, let the Jesus guide you and you will be saved! Glory!
YiC,
Brother M
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i would sign a pact with a devil. on purpose
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Re: Man seeks STRAIGHT utterly godly man for friendship -
04-15-2011, 12:21 AM
This guy is obviously just trying to create a rise and disturb our community
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Re: Man seeks STRAIGHT utterly godly man for friendship -
04-15-2011, 12:30 AM
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This guy is obviously just trying to create a rise and disturb our community
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Again with the "our"? It's your first post, who are you?
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Re: Man seeks STRAIGHT utterly godly man for friendship -
04-15-2011, 08:10 AM
I think it just depends on the situation. not all experimentation is bad, and some can lead to completely heterosexual results.
I'll give you an example of my own life
Well first Me and my friends had a sleep over when i was about 12 and half if I'm not mistaken. Anyways, we started to watch girs gone wild snoop dogg editon.
not the real video,the show thats like a commercial, so there was no nudity, .But my other friend (theres 3 of us) he ask me and the other friend if we have ever "jacked off" and we were like "what is that" and he said " ok i gotta show you then"
This then preceded to us blindfolding each other and wacking each other off till the first one "came to forwishing" if you know what i mean.
Now that i think about, it was really gay. but we were just experimenting.
See it was kind of gay but you know we all went on to be regular hetero sexual men and we still were "getting off" to the females and not each other.
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