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Angry QUEERS twisting scripture to further their AGENDA!!! - 09-09-2014, 06:03 PM

OK, now I am livid to the point of spitting. Turns out there is a video going around on the Youtube of a queer minister blatantly twisting scripture to further their abominable gay agenda.

Here is the homers video:



Try and calm yourself brothers, I know, I barely made it through the video myself listening to scripture being cited in gaytone.

First thing, did you notice he is quoting from the falsest Bible of them all; the New International (per)Version. What does Jesus say about quoting from perverted gospels?

Galatians 1:7-9
7 Which is not another; but there be some that trouble you, and would pervert the gospel of Christ.
8 But though we, or an angel from heaven, preach any other gospel unto you than that which we have preached unto you, let him be accursed.
9 As we said before, so say I now again, if any man preach any other gospel unto you than that ye have received, let him be accursed.

Secondly he dismisses the Old Testament. That is not what my KJV says;

2nd Timothy 3:16 All scripture is given by inspiration of God, and is profitable for doctrine, for reproof, for correction, for instruction in righteousness:

Deuteronomy 4:2 Ye shall not add unto the word which I command you, neither shall ye diminish ought from it, that ye may keep the commandments of the LORD your God which I command you.

Deuteronomy 12:32 What thing soever I command you, observe to do it: thou shalt not add thereto, nor diminish from it.

Proverbs 30:5 Every word of God is pure: he is a shield unto them that put their trust in him.
Proverbs 30:6 Add thou not unto his words, lest he reprove thee, and thou be found a liar.

Matthew 4:4 Man shall not live by bread alone, but by every word that proceedeth out of the mouth of God.

Romans 15:4 For whatsoever things were written aforetime were written for our learning, that we through patience and comfort of the scriptures might have hope.

James 2:10 For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all.

It sickens me when people interpret what they want to see in a specific verse or passage. No True Christian™ "interprets", as God commands.

2 Peter 1:20 Knowing this first, that no prophecy of the scripture is of any private interpretation.
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Default Re: QUEERS no twisting scripture to further their AGENDA!!! - 09-09-2014, 06:42 PM

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OK, now I am livid to the point of spitting. Turns out there is a video going around on the Youtube of a queer minister blatantly twisting scripture to further their abominable gay agenda.

Here is the homers video:



Try and calm yourself brothers, I know, I barely made it through the video myself listening to scripture being cited in gaytone.

First thing, did you notice he is quoting from the falsest Bible of them all; the New International (per)Version. What does Jesus say about quoting from perverted gospels?

Galatians 1:7-9
7 Which is not another; but there be some that trouble you, and would pervert the gospel of Christ.
8 But though we, or an angel from heaven, preach any other gospel unto you than that which we have preached unto you, let him be accursed.
9 As we said before, so say I now again, if any man preach any other gospel unto you than that ye have received, let him be accursed.

Secondly he dismisses the Old Testament. That is not what my KJV says;

2nd Timothy 3:16 All scripture is given by inspiration of God, and is profitable for doctrine, for reproof, for correction, for instruction in righteousness:

Deuteronomy 4:2 Ye shall not add unto the word which I command you, neither shall ye diminish ought from it, that ye may keep the commandments of the LORD your God which I command you.

Deuteronomy 12:32 What thing soever I command you, observe to do it: thou shalt not add thereto, nor diminish from it.

Proverbs 30:5 Every word of God is pure: he is a shield unto them that put their trust in him.
Proverbs 30:6 Add thou not unto his words, lest he reprove thee, and thou be found a liar.

Matthew 4:4 Man shall not live by bread alone, but by every word that proceedeth out of the mouth of God.

Romans 15:4 For whatsoever things were written aforetime were written for our learning, that we through patience and comfort of the scriptures might have hope.

James 2:10 For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all.

It sickens me when people interpret what they want to see in a specific verse or passage. No True Christian™ "interprets", as God commands.

2 Peter 1:20 Knowing this first, that no prophecy of the scripture is of any private interpretation.
Good grief.

I've seen this entire thing, and now I'm vomiting. (That makes me extra angry, as I've just finished eating lunch).

What an incredible example of defending a stance which simply cannot be defended. I mean, this gay-face-whats-his-name is reading the actual passages which prohibit the unnatural act of homosexual behavior, yet he has the audacity to claim that God's Word does not apply to every homosexual act, just to prostitution and slavery. He is commiting a double fallacy:

1) There is nothing in the passage that would suggest that it applies only to certain situations,
2) God has nothing against slavery nor prostitution, see for example this fine passage dealing with selling own daughters as sex slaves:

Exodus 21:7-10
7 And if a man sell his daughter to be a maidservant, she shall not go out as the menservants do.
8 If she please not her master, who hath betrothed her to himself, then shall he let her be redeemed: to sell her unto a strange nation he shall have no power, seeing he hath dealt deceitfully with her.
9 And if he have betrothed her unto his son, he shall deal with her after the manner of daughters.
10 If he take him another wife; her food, her raiment, and her duty of marriage, shall he not diminish.


Besides, it is not true that in the ancient world homosexual acts occured mostly between masters and slaves or in brothels. Alexander the Great was neither a slave nor a male prostitute when he had sex with Aristotle. (The same applies to the latter).

Gay-face-whats-his-name really should study some history before talking about the historical context of the Holy Scripture.
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Default Re: QUEERS twisting scripture to further their AGENDA!!! - 09-10-2014, 03:29 AM

Doesn't that just make you sick?

Even in godless Eugene, Oregon they have "churches" that cater to queers.

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In Eugene – (541 area code)

Central Presbyterian Church: 345-8724
Episcopal Church of the Resurrection: 686-8462
Eugene Friends Meeting: 343-3840
First Christian Church: 344-1425
First Congregational UCC: 345-8741
First United Methodist Church: 345-8764
Episcopal Parish – St. Mary’s: 343-9253
Temple Beth Israel (Jewish): 485-7218
Unitarian-Universalist Church in Eugene: 686-2775

In Springfield –

Church of the Brethren: 746-2278
Unitarian-Universalist Fellowship: 988-0277

In Cottage Grove –

First Presbyterian Church: 942-4479


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Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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Default Re: QUEERS twisting scripture to further their AGENDA!!! - 09-11-2014, 05:22 AM

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Default Re: QUEERS twisting scripture to further their AGENDA!!! - 09-11-2014, 12:25 PM

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First Presbyterian Church: 942-4479
With a name like Cottage Grove, I'm surprised there's just the one. That place must be an absolute magnet for effete English homosexualist tourists who think it's some sort of grove of public conveniences.

But what a load of lisping twaddle that video is. Such an idiot! There's nothing at all puzzling about the words Malakoi (soft men = hairless young boys, the effeminati) and Arsenokoitai (a word coined by Paul from arseno, a man, and koitai, lying with). It is utterly disingenuous of him to claim otherwise and he will burn in Hell for it.

Psalm 120:2 Deliver my soul, O Lord, from lying lips, and from a deceitful tongue.


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