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Default America's Decline is Because God is Gypped Out of His Share of The Booty! - 09-17-2014, 04:02 AM

Brothers in Christ, I am often asked why the world is going to hell in a handbasket. Many speculate on the possible reasons; gay marriage, rampant degeneracy, liberalism, a darkie in the Whitehouse, witches running around unchecked...

I want to share with you my answer. Which is to say God's answer, the unassailable truth: God isn't getting His rightful share of the booty.

By which I mean, I am not getting God's share of the booty.

Open your Bibles to the book of Numbers, chapter 31. We all know the story of the battle with the despised Midianites. Let's start at verse 31 and work our way into the verses.

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Numbers 31:31 And Moses and Eleazar the priest did as the LORD commanded Moses.
31:32 And the booty, being the rest of the prey which the men of war had caught, was six hundred thousand and seventy thousand and five thousand sheep,
31:33 And threescore and twelve thousand beeves,
31:34 And threescore and one thousand asses,
31:35 And thirty and two thousand persons in all, of women that had not known man by lying with him.
31:36 And the half, which was the portion of them that went out to war, was in number three hundred thousand and seven and thirty thousand and five hundred sheep:
31:37 And the LORD's tribute of the sheep was six hundred and threescore and fifteen.
31:38 And the beeves were thirty and six thousand; of which the LORD's tribute was threescore and twelve.
31:39 And the asses were thirty thousand and five hundred; of which the LORD's tribute was threescore and one.
31:40 And the persons were sixteen thousand; of which the LORD's tribute was thirty and two persons.
31:41 And Moses gave the tribute, which was the LORD's heave offering, unto Eleazar the priest, as the LORD commanded Moses.
31:42 And of the children of Israel's half, which Moses divided from the men that warred,
31:43 (Now the half that pertained unto the congregation was three hundred thousand and thirty thousand and seven thousand and five hundred sheep,
31:44 And thirty and six thousand beeves,
31:45 And thirty thousand asses and five hundred,
31:46 And sixteen thousand persons
31:47 Even of the children of Israel's half, Moses took one portion of fifty, both of man and of beast, and gave them unto the Levites, which kept the charge of the tabernacle of the LORD; as the LORD commanded Moses.
31:48 And the officers which were over thousands of the host, the captains of thousands, and captains of hundreds, came near unto Moses:
31:49 And they said unto Moses, Thy servants have taken the sum of the men of war which are under our charge, and there lacketh not one man of us.
31:50 We have therefore brought an oblation for the LORD, what every man hath gotten, of jewels of gold, chains, and bracelets, rings, earrings, and tablets, to make an atonement for our souls before the LORD.
31:51 And Moses and Eleazar the priest took the gold of them, even all wrought jewels.
31:52 And all the gold of the offering that they offered up to the LORD, of the captains of thousands, and of the captains of hundreds, was sixteen thousand seven hundred and fifty shekels.
You see, God wants the booty of war split up, with 1/50th being His. By which I mean, it should be given to his priests. This includes cash, cattle and virgins. Numbers 31 clearly spells out that God wants His share to be given to His priests, for them (me) to do with as they (I) see fit.

Since this practice has stopped under Barrack HUSSEIN Obama (GWB was great about it!), America has plunged into decline. It's as plain as day. This is again why we True Christians™ must Pray and work hard to get the KJV Bible ensconced as the law of the land, instead of that secular U.S. Constitution.

And by the way, the next time you hear anyone bellyaching about "Pastor Ezekiel drives a different car every day of the week," or "Pastor Ezekiel flies all over the world with his personal chef and his 14 year old Indonesian houseboy and burns through Church money like green corn through a nigra maid," You be sure and tell that apostate that Pastor Ezekiel is just holding onto God's booty. As the Bible dictates.


Who Will Jesus Damn?

Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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Default Re: America's Decline is Because God is Gypped Out of His Share of The Booty! - 09-17-2014, 07:52 AM

It is as you say, time to get back to a True Christian way of life. With these last 6 years of that communist mooslim Yo Mama Obama trying to take this country to hell in a handbag it is time to get back to a Christian way of life. we must all remember Luke 6:38.
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Give, and it shall be given unto you; good measure, pressed down, and shaken together, and running over, shall men give into your bosom. For with the same measure that ye mete withal it shall be measured to you again.


1 Chronicles 16:15
Be ye mindful always of his covenant; the word which he commanded to a thousand generations ... an everlasting covenant.
Proverbs 30:5,6: Every word of God is pure: he is a shield unto them that put their trust in him.
Add thou not unto his words, lest he reprove thee, and thou be found a liar.

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Default Re: America's Decline is Because God is Gypped Out of His Share of The Booty! - 09-17-2014, 12:55 PM

Amen! Glory! Preach it, Pastor!

God-mocking atheisticals love to taunt us by asking why the Almighty and Hus church need money. As usual, they have completely missed the point:

[Psalm 50:12-15 KJV] 12 If I were hungry, I would not tell thee: for the world [is] mine, and the fulness thereof. 13 Will I eat the flesh of bulls, or drink the blood of goats? 14 Offer unto God thanksgiving; and pay thy vows unto the most High: 15 And call upon me in the day of trouble: I will deliver thee, and thou shalt glorify me.

God wants us to give to Him, not to satisfy any need that He might have, but to thank Him and to glorify Him. In turn, God has entrusted the gifts to those whom He has called to positions of church leadership so that we can devote ourselves to the calling to which God has called us:

[1 Corinthians 9:13-14 KJV] 13 Do ye not know that they which minister about holy things live [of the things] of the temple? and they which wait at the altar are partakers with the altar? 14 Even so hath the Lord ordained that they which preach the gospel should live of the gospel.

So unless you're completely ungrateful to the Lord Most High for all that He has done for you, you will give to support His pastors in their ministry.


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Default Re: America's Decline is Because God is Gypped Out of His Share of The Booty! - 09-17-2014, 05:07 PM

Jesus addressed this issue in Matthew 22:21.

This verse is often misunderstood as an admonition to recognize the power of government. However, the fact is that Jesus was pointing out that while we must recognize the power of Caesar, we must not lose sight of the things God demands and they must come first.

Therefore, when we pay more for insurance under Obamacare, we are actually cheating God because that is His money. The Yankees may demand God's money as tax, but it is up to Christians to follow the higher authority of God and give it to Him, denying the godless demands of the government. In short: this is all President Obama's fault.

Many Americans have become backsliders and they ignore God's laws, in favor of Obamaphones and government cheese. They will have to go to Hell unless they are saved.


God judgeth the righteous, And God is angry with the wicked every day- Psalm 7:11
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