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Default Pastry Poetry - 12-05-2013, 04:06 AM

O! My pie doth glisten in the sun, Exposed quite clearly for everyone; Notice how the cherry steams, Inviting, oozing goodness as it gleams! Won't you sample my goods, my pastries, my wares? Won't you let your lips engulf what awaits you there? I invite you to come, and come again For always there will be more, For always there will be more.


1 Samuel 8:13 "And he will take your daughters to be confectionaries, and to be cookes, and to be bakers."
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Default Re: Pastry Poetry - 12-05-2013, 04:17 AM

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O! My pie doth glisten in the sun, Exposed quite clearly for everyone; Notice how the cherry steams, Inviting, oozing goodness as it gleams! Won't you sample my goods, my pastries, my wares? Won't you let your lips engulf what awaits you there? I invite you to come, and come again For always there will be more, For always there will be more.
You have quite a way with words, young lady!

I can almost taste your warm cherry pie on my eager tongue right now!




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And he made a moulten Sea, ten cubites from the one brim to the other: it was round all about, & his height was fiue cubits: and a line of thirtie cubites did compasse it round about.

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Default Re: Pastry Poetry - 12-05-2013, 08:55 AM

It's just not fair to tempt a man with pie like that.


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