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lawl -
07-03-2010, 12:31 AM
Who's there, it's TDG196 the Flamedramon!
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Re: lawl -
07-03-2010, 12:33 AM
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Who's there, it's TDG196 the Flamedramon!
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Bic-lighter class, by the looks of it
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Re: lawl -
07-03-2010, 12:39 AM
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Originally Posted by TDG196
Who's there, it's TDG196 the Flamedramon!
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What is that demonic language you speak?
Hardly an introduction!
What is your favorite Bible verse?
The name of the Church you attend?
Are you male or female?
Are you married?
That will do for starters.
YIC,
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There's Jesus here,
Just see what He offers me....
Down here my sins forgiven,
Up there a home in heaven
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Re: lawl -
07-03-2010, 12:50 AM
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Originally Posted by Mrs. P Wintersnow
What is that demonic language you speak?
Hardly an introduction!
What is your favorite Bible verse?
The name of the Church you attend?
Are you male or female?
Are you married?
That will do for starters.
YIC,
Mrs.P.Wintersnow
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Canadian English, ma'am.
So? I'VE HAD 6 SUGARLY CUPS OF COFFEE.
What is this Bible you speak of?
I don't attend chruch.
I'm a guy.
No, I'm not even dating.
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Re: lawl -
07-03-2010, 01:12 AM
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Originally Posted by TDG196
Canadian English, ma'am.
So? I'VE HAD 6 SUGARLY CUPS OF COFFEE.
What is this Bible you speak of?
I don't attend chruch.
I'm a guy.
No, I'm not even dating.
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Re: lawl -
07-03-2010, 01:12 AM
A Godless canuck. We have our work cut out for us.
Tell me friend, the truth now, you are here to be pals with Jesus, right?
Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Re: lawl -
07-03-2010, 01:19 AM
Maybe, bro, and don't call me a "Canuck", please, I'm just a guy enduring his life and taking his time, to post here.
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Re: lawl -
07-03-2010, 01:34 AM
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Originally Posted by TDG196
Maybe, bro, and don't call me a "Canuck", please, I'm just a guy enduring his life and taking his time, to post here.
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Do you live in an igloo?
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Re: lawl -
07-03-2010, 01:42 AM
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Do you live in an igloo?
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Nah, I live in a beautful house, but I slept in one and it's a hotel.
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Re: lawl -
07-03-2010, 01:44 AM
A flamedramon, eh? The stench of sulphurous fumes assails me even now. Or is that the emanation from the Pit?
What's your operating system? Windows ? OS X ? Mine's JesOS!
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Re: lawl -
07-03-2010, 01:53 AM
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A flamedramon, eh? The stench of sulphurous fumes assails me even now. Or is that the emanation from the Pit?
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Nah, sir, that's the solar power I'm burning, to power my ROFL copter.
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Re: lawl -
07-03-2010, 02:00 AM
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Originally Posted by TDG196
Maybe, bro, and don't call me a "Canuck", please, I'm just a guy enduring his life and taking his time, to post here.
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Well, God brought you here for a reason.
If you want to stay on this forum, the first thing you need to do is to read the entire Bible and keep all of God's commandments (James 2:10) unless you wish to face an eternity of burning in the flames of hell (Psalm 55:15). You must also accept Jesus Christ as your Lord and Savior (1st John 1:7), repent of your sins (Acts 2:38) and pray for His forgiveness (Acts 8:22); let the Holy Spirit enter you and chase all those demons out of your rectum ( John 20:22).James 2:10: For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all.
Psalm 55:15: Let death seize upon them, and let them go down quick into hell: for wickedness is in their dwellings, and among them.
1st John 1:7: But if we walk in the light, as he is in the light, we have fellowship one with another, and the blood of Jesus Christ his Son cleanseth us from all sin.
Acts 2:38: Then Peter said unto them, Repent, and be baptized every one of you in the name of Jesus Christ for the remission of sins, and ye shall receive the gift of the Holy Ghost.
Acts 8:22: Repent therefore of this thy wickedness, and pray God, if perhaps the thought of thine heart may be forgiven thee.
John 20:22: And when he had said this, he breathed on them, and saith unto them, Receive ye the Holy Ghost:
Be Saved© or enjoy Hell -your choice.
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Re: lawl -
07-03-2010, 02:03 AM
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Originally Posted by TDG196
Nah, sir, that's the solar power I'm burning, to power my ROFL copter.
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How does your copter get off of the ground when it is rolling on the floor?
You are one seriously sick and disturbed devil! I think only a casting out of such possession, as Jesus did, would help you now.
Mat 8:16 When the even was come, they brought unto him many that were possessed with devils: and he cast out the spirits with his word, and healed all that were sick
YIC,
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There's Jesus here,
Just see what He offers me....
Down here my sins forgiven,
Up there a home in heaven
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Re: lawl -
07-03-2010, 02:05 AM
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Originally Posted by Brother Alex
Well, God brought you here for a reason.
If you want to stay on this forum, the first thing you need to do is to read the entire Bible and keep all of God's commandments (James 2:10) unless you wish to face an eternity of burning in the flames of hell (Psalm 55:15). You must also accept Jesus Christ as your Lord and Savior (1st John 1:7), repent of your sins (Acts 2:38) and pray for His forgiveness (Acts 8:22); let the Holy Spirit enter you and chase all those demons out of your rectum ( John 20:22).James 2:10: For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all.
Psalm 55:15: Let death seize upon them, and let them go down quick into hell: for wickedness is in their dwellings, and among them.
1st John 1:7: But if we walk in the light, as he is in the light, we have fellowship one with another, and the blood of Jesus Christ his Son cleanseth us from all sin.
Acts 2:38: Then Peter said unto them, Repent, and be baptized every one of you in the name of Jesus Christ for the remission of sins, and ye shall receive the gift of the Holy Ghost.
Acts 8:22: Repent therefore of this thy wickedness, and pray God, if perhaps the thought of thine heart may be forgiven thee.
John 20:22: And when he had said this, he breathed on them, and saith unto them, Receive ye the Holy Ghost:
Be Saved© or enjoy Hell -your choice.
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Well, no, I bought myself here, for I was reading a topic about New Super Mario Bros. Wii.
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How does your copter get off of the ground when it is rolling on the floor?
You are one seriously sick and disturbed devil! I think only a casting out of such possession, as Jesus did, would help you now.
Mat 8:16 When the even was come, they brought unto him many that were possessed with devils: and he cast out the spirits with his word, and healed all that were sick
YIC,
Mrs.P.Wintersnow
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Look up ROLF Copter, ma'am.
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Re: lawl -
07-03-2010, 02:07 AM
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Originally Posted by TDG196
Nah, sir, that's the solar power I'm burning, to power my ROFL copter.
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Solar power? You're not one of those Greenies are you? Young man, may I remind you of Genesis 1:28:
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And God blessed them, and God said unto them, Be fruitful, and multiply, and replenish the earth, and subdue it: and have dominion over the fish of the sea, and over the fowl of the air, and over every living thing that moveth upon the earth.
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The Lord has commanded us to subdue the Earth - not to worship it. He gave us coal and uranium that we might have energy in abundance, and it's those which you should be burning to power your ROFL copter.
By the way, I'm familiar with Bell and Sikorsky but not with ROFL. I assume it's a brand that's only available in Canadia. Does it have skis for landing on the ice?
What's your operating system? Windows ? OS X ? Mine's JesOS!
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Re: lawl -
07-03-2010, 02:12 AM
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Originally Posted by TDG196
Well, no, I bought myself here, for I was reading a topic about New Super Mario Bros. Wii.
Look up ROLF Copter, ma'am.
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Cite the bible verse in question. I know my KJV1611 very well and I cannot recall ANY scripture speaking of that inanity of a ROFL copter!
YIC,
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There's Jesus here,
Just see what He offers me....
Down here my sins forgiven,
Up there a home in heaven
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Re: lawl -
07-03-2010, 02:28 AM
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Originally Posted by BFDeref
Solar power? You're not one of those Greenies are you? Young man, may I remind you of Genesis 1:28:
The Lord has commanded us to subdue the Earth - not to worship it. He gave us coal and uranium that we might have energy in abundance, and it's those which you should be burning to power your ROFL copter.
By the way, I'm familiar with Bell and Sikorsky but not with ROFL. I assume it's a brand that's only available in Canadia. Does it have skis for landing on the ice?
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Well, Nuclear's a good source of power but the waste's harmful.
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Re: lawl -
07-03-2010, 02:30 AM
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Well, Nuclear's a good source of power but the waste's harmful.
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There is no such thing as nuclear waste. That is a myth concocted by the Liberal Occupational Government (LOG).
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Re: lawl -
07-03-2010, 02:33 AM
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There is no such thing as nuclear waste. That is a myth concocted by the Liberal Occupational Government (LOG).
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It exists, it does some freaky stuff to you like altering your DNA and making you look like you've just been though a meat tenderizer.
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Re: lawl -
07-03-2010, 02:35 AM
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Originally Posted by Mrs. P Wintersnow
Cite the bible verse in question. I know my KJV1611 very well and I cannot recall ANY scripture speaking of that inanity of a ROFL copter!
YIC,
Mrs.P.Wintersnow
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Sister P I don;t think you will find this there either. Super Mario Bros. Wii. He seems to be searching for the truth concerning it/him/they whatever he speaks of. I believe he is a troll of a child whose parents do not know he is up so late. He will be so crabby tomorrow.
1 Chronicles 16:15
Be ye mindful always of his covenant; the word which he commanded to a thousand generations ... an everlasting covenant.
Proverbs 30:5,6: Every word of God is pure: he is a shield unto them that put their trust in him.
Add thou not unto his words, lest he reprove thee, and thou be found a liar.
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