First off, any woman past her breeding years who demands to be seeded has stumbled and fallen down the slippery slope of
lecherous whoredom!
Don't let that haggard, hellbound, spunk-hungry cow drag you down with her, brothers! Remember what happened when Adam harkened to Eve's evil promptings, against his better judgement?
That being said, when Christ has mercifully allowed your callused, weatherworn prick to breathe it's last gasp.....
REJOYCE!!
He is saying to you, "
At ease, soldier...lay down your weapon, and rest your weary head...don't you cry no more. Your work here is done, good fellow, be at peace and let the nightmare of countless years of marital copulation flee before the coming light of a new dawn. Whatever slight and fleeting fascination, if any, you may have had for your wife's unclean zone, bristling with it's unknown horrors, has now come to pass. At ease, thou battle hardened veteran of My militant breeding agenda. Consider yourself honorably discharged..."
Praise Jesus, what a gift!
I implore you then, Brethren, to accept this gift with grace! Do not reject the long-awaited flaccidity that Christ gives us so freely in our dotage! I eagerly await the day God deflates my schlong and allows it to collapse under it's own weight, to be troubled no more...Thank you in advance, Jesus*. Amen.
*the sooner the better, Lord.