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God Hates Iceland! -
02-16-2010, 07:20 PM
GOD HATES ICELAND!
The Icelandic Flag mocks the cross by turning it sideways. Satanists mock Jesus by turning a cross upside down. This is very similar. This is proof that Iceland hates Jesus!
Iceland is a Scandinavian country, located in the North Atlantic ocean. Nothing much happens there, but it still cannot escape the wrath of our Lord. Let us look at the many reasons why this nation offends our Lord.
- They are Godless. Most Icelanders are atheists or worship pagan Viking gods. The few Christians are Lutherans, who are hellbound anyways. There is not a single Baptist church in Iceland!
- God cursed this land with geography. Iceland is mostly ice, hence the name "Iceland". There is also a lot of volcanic and geyser activity, due to the close proximity of Hell. We know for a fact that Hell is underneath the Earth, and Iceland is one of the closest places on the surface to Hell. You can look at Iceland as a gateway between Hell and Earth.
- God punished their economy by bankrupting them. While they were once successful, the Lord sought to destroy them economically. But do they learn from their punishments? No.
- The most famous Icelander is Bjork, who is a disgusting race-mixing harlot who dresses up in strange apparel (Zeph 1:8) and fornicates with negroes (Ezra 9:2). She is a national folk hero.
- They elect women as prime ministers even though the Bible specifically forbids women from ruling over men! 1st Timothy 2:12But I suffer not a woman to teach, nor to usurp authority over the man, but to be in silence.
- They are weak pacifists and don't have an army. They have universal health care. In other words, it's Obama's utopia.
- Iceland wants to destroy the traditional family so they've legalized gay marriage! They create laws to mock God! Leviticus 18:22 Thou shalt not lie with mankind, as with womankind: it is abomination.
- Iceland promotes sorcery and witchcraft. They worship Satan and perform rituals that animate trolls and ogres and other demons to do their bidding. They even have a museum dedicated to their Satan worship!
- But not even that museum could offend the decency of True Christians™ like the National Penis Museum. Yes, Iceland has erected a building glorifying the penis! What a sick sex-obsessed heathen society.
All people of Iceland need to repent and accept Jesus Christ as their savior! Until then, they will suffer and will burn in Hell along with other God-mocking countries like Australia, England, Scotland, Denmark, Germany, France, Italy, Hungary, Russia, China, Japan, Korea, Mexico, Canada, Brazil, Argentina, Chile, Spain, Portugal, Norway, Sweden, Ukraine, Romania, Croatia, Serbia, Ethiopia, Nigeria, Somalia, Sudan, South Africa, New Zealand, Vietnam, Cambodia, Guatemala, Algeria, Egypt, Saudia Arabia, Iran, Iraq, Afghanistan, Pakistan, Qatar, etc.
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Reason: Added penis museum
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Re: God Hates Iceland! -
02-16-2010, 07:25 PM
God sure does. Based on the postings we got from the Icelandic invasion those last few days it seems almost everyone in Iceland is retarded. Some of them even denied Iceland has ice!
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To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."
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Re: God Hates Iceland! -
02-16-2010, 07:36 PM
Iceland is certainly doomed Rev Jim. They already get a small taste of hellfire there, it is but a tiny introduction to where they are headed.
It is the gateway to hell.
Leviticus 26:27-29
27 And if ye will not for all this hearken unto me, but walk contrary unto me;
28 Then I will walk contrary unto you also in fury; and I, even I, will chastise you seven times for your sins.
29 And ye shall eat the flesh of your sons, and the flesh of your daughters shall ye eat.
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Re: God Hates Iceland! -
02-16-2010, 07:47 PM
First of all that's the norwegian flag... if you're going to mock us then please have the right fag! unless you're dumping over norway aswell.
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Re: God Hates Iceland! -
02-16-2010, 07:50 PM
ohh and many countrys have a sideways flag, denmark, norway, sweeden, finnland and more! Are they mocking Jesus too ?
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02-16-2010, 07:50 PM
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Are they mocking Jesus too ?
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Yes.
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To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."
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02-16-2010, 07:55 PM
Björks father and mother are both icelanders and are both caucasians
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ohh and many countrys have a sideways flag, denmark, norway, sweeden, finnland and more! Are they mocking Jesus too ?
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All excessively cold countries. I'm sure God hates them all. I hate cold weather too.
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Re: God Hates Iceland! -
02-17-2010, 03:44 PM
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First of all that's the norwegian flag... if you're going to mock us then please have the right fag! unless you're dumping over norway aswell.
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So? They are no better than the Icelander heathens. They all worship Thor or some such Devil and their women all have loose morals, famous for seducing TrueChristian™ men.
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Re: God Hates Iceland! -
02-17-2010, 04:17 PM
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Thor or some such Devil
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Again, you insult my religion with your pagan rambling!
This is what Havamal has to say about your ways.
I advise you, Loddfafnir,
to take advice;
you would benefit, it you took it,
good will come to you, if you accept it:
when you come upon misdeeds
speak out about those misdeeds,
and give your enemies no peace.
I advise you, Loddfafnir,
to take advice;
you would benefit, it you took it,
good will come to you, if you accept it:
you must not look up
in battle
the sons of men become
like men terror-crazed --
lest men cast spells upon you.
I advise you, Loddfafnir,
to take advice;
you would benefit, it you took it,
good will come to you, if you accept it:
mock or laugh
never
at a guest or traveller
Often they don't precisely know,
those who sit first in a house,
whose kinsmen they are who come
no man is so good
that no fault follows him,
nor so bad that he is of no use
The Eddas speak the truth, for they are told be divine Odin.
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Re: God Hates Iceland! -
02-23-2010, 02:12 AM
No, no, this is the right flag!
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First of all that's the norwegian slip ... if you're going to mock us then please have the right fag! unless you're dumping over norway aswell.
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Shows you how uneducated you are. ; )
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Re: God Hates Iceland! -
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Iceland is certainly doomed Rev Jim. They already get a small taste of hellfire there, it is but a tiny introduction to where they are headed.
It is the gateway to hell.
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So if Yellowstone erupts, who does god hate then? Who's hellfire will then affect the whole world? I'm just asking. And. This is said in the rules when registering: "By agreeing to these rules, you warrant that you will not post any messages that are obscene, vulgar, sexually-oriented, hateful, threatening, or otherwise violative of any laws."
Isn't pretty much everything that's written here hateful towards someone? Didn't Jesus teach to love? Because that's not what you guys are doing right now. Just an opinion...
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Re: God Hates Iceland! -
04-19-2010, 03:06 PM
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So if Yellowstone erupts, who does god hate then? Who's hellfire will then affect the whole world? I'm just asking. And. This is said in the rules when registering: "By agreeing to these rules, you warrant that you will not post any messages that are obscene, vulgar, sexually-oriented, hateful, threatening, or otherwise violative of any laws."
Isn't pretty much everything that's written here hateful towards someone? Didn't Jesus teach to love? Because that's not what you guys are doing right now. Just an opinion...
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First of all, this is NOT a debate forum. Please read THIS thread before making an even bigger fool of yourself.
Secondly, while the internets might seem to be "free" to you, this particular corner of the internets is a privately owned Christian forum. The rights you have on this forum are listed HERE. Please contact a Pastor immediately if you feel that any of your rights have been violated.
Finally, your unsaved opinions or tantrums are not even slightly of interest to us. We follow the Holy Word of God TO THE LETTER, and make no apologies for that. One of the most important commandments in the Bible tells us to avoid unsaved scum such as yourself. You wandered in here uninvited, and unwelcome .
Please make a thread of your own in the " Introductions" section of the forum, so that we can properly greet you. Tell us about yourself, your church, and how you came to find Jesus.
And if you're here to flame us, better take a look at THIS before making an even bigger ass out of yourself.
I will pray that the Holy Spirit enter you and chase the demons out of your rectum and let Jesus fill you with His Grace. If you use your God-given free will to reject Christ and His temporary death on the cross for my sins, then you are sending yourself to hellfire.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: God Hates Iceland! -
04-19-2010, 03:26 PM
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First of all, this is NOT a debate forum. Please read THIS thread before making an even bigger fool of yourself.
Secondly, while the internets might seem to be "free" to you, this particular corner of the internets is a privately owned Christian forum. The rights you have on this forum are listed HERE. Please contact a Pastor immediately if you feel that any of your rights have been violated.
Finally, your unsaved opinions or tantrums are not even slightly of interest to us. We follow the Holy Word of God TO THE LETTER, and make no apologies for that. One of the most important commandments in the Bible tells us to avoid unsaved scum such as yourself. You wandered in here uninvited, and unwelcome .
Please make a thread of your own in the " Introductions" section of the forum, so that we can properly greet you. Tell us about yourself, your church, and how you came to find Jesus.
And if you're here to flame us, better take a look at THIS before making an even bigger ass out of yourself.
I will pray that the Holy Spirit enter you and chase the demons out of your rectum and let Jesus fill you with His Grace. If you use your God-given free will to reject Christ and His temporary death on the cross for my sins, then you are sending yourself to hellfire.
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Dear Ezekiel.
I am not here to "flame you". I am here to learn about different forms of christianity and the nature of it. Please don't attack me because I asked something. Don't be a hater! Teach, don't mock.
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Re: God Hates Iceland! -
04-19-2010, 06:53 PM
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Originally Posted by Pastor Ezekiel
First of all, this is NOT a debate forum. Please read THIS thread before making an even bigger fool of yourself.
Secondly, while the internets might seem to be "free" to you, this particular corner of the internets is a privately owned Christian forum. The rights you have on this forum are listed HERE. Please contact a Pastor immediately if you feel that any of your rights have been violated.
Finally, your unsaved opinions or tantrums are not even slightly of interest to us. We follow the Holy Word of God TO THE LETTER, and make no apologies for that. One of the most important commandments in the Bible tells us to avoid unsaved scum such as yourself. You wandered in here uninvited, and unwelcome .
Please make a thread of your own in the " Introductions" section of the forum, so that we can properly greet you. Tell us about yourself, your church, and how you came to find Jesus.
And if you're here to flame us, better take a look at THIS before making an even bigger ass out of yourself.
I will pray that the Holy Spirit enter you and chase the demons out of your rectum and let Jesus fill you with His Grace. If you use your God-given free will to reject Christ and His temporary death on the cross for my sins, then you are sending yourself to hellfire.
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First off all this would not have become a debate if you people weren´t attacking us.
Secondly, this forum is open for everyone and we have the right to answer back.
Finally, this must be an intrest to you, this topic is 200 pages and theres not eaven 1 word in the bible about Iceland beeing the closest place to Hell.
P.S. There are 2 Volcanos here open now and it has allmost no effect on us here, but has a bad effect in other places in Europe now.
Maby the wind will change too east and then you guys will get the ash from our (hellgates)
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04-24-2010, 06:39 AM
Funny, the eruption in Eyjafjallajökull has no effect here in Iceland at all. The only thing it is effecting is flight traffic from Iceland not to ... So we are good .. I think God loves us and is showing the rest of the world his wrath .. The little Island in the north always wins Hugz Iceland and kissess from us .. We love you all ,, keep it real my Iceland haters ...
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04-24-2010, 06:50 AM
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Funny, the eruption in Eyjafjallajökull has no effect here in Iceland at all. The only thing it is effecting is flight traffic from Iceland not to ... So we are good .. I think God loves us and is showing the rest of the world his wrath .. The little Island in the north always wins Hugz Iceland and kissess from us .. We love you all ,, keep it real my Iceland haters ...
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It only paralyzed commerce to and from Europe.
Surely, the LORD has shone His countenance upon you! In other words, God loves you eskimoes.
Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.
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It only paralyzed commerce to and from Europe.
Surely, the LORD has shone His countenance upon you! In other word, God loves you eskimoes.
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awwww do you think we are eskimoes???? cute :*
I I recommend google og just plain readin a book.
Iceland So start seeking knowledge
With love from the little island in the North:*
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Re: God Hates Iceland! -
02-22-2010, 06:14 PM
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God sure does. Based on the postings we got from the Icelandic invasion those last few days it seems almost everyone in Iceland is retarded. Some of them even denied Iceland has ice!
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you people are ignorant little shits, i bet you piffleers haven't even been to Iceland, most of the facts are wrong along with the flag, lol which is the Norwegian flag, so if you read this comment (if the account hasn't been deleted by the time) then all i have to say is come to iceland and seek out the facts for your self and base your opinion from that but not from a fkn tool like that rev Jim Osbourne who hasn't even been here and if he has then he should know that there is a Baptist church here and you drive past it on your way from and to the national airport
would also like to point out one thing
"Beware of false prophets who come to you in sheep's clothing but inwardly are savage wolves. Matthew 7:15
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