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Default Re: God hates garrys mod - 04-15-2012, 09:07 AM

Thanks for the warning. I noticed my kid was playing this and I quickly deleted it . I hope he wont go to hell.

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Default Re: God hates garrys mod - 04-15-2012, 09:10 AM

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The funny thing is you would have had to go into the game to make these. It was actually you who created these 'disgusting' scenarios anyone can make something in this game. I could make a screenshot of a bible story if I wanted to. Not everyone who plays this game is creating buttpiffleing zombies.

Also I hope this is a trolling website because this is the most ridiculous website I've ever seen. God probably favors Muslims of you ignorant piles of shit. God didn't write the Bible, It was people who were inspired by God, thus overtime scholars/priests have corrupted the text to what it is now.
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Default Re: God hates garrys mod - 04-15-2012, 09:26 AM

Hello! I hope to sidestep the religious argument and just explain why Gmod isn't a bad game, in reasonable terms.

Gmod is an extremely open sandbox of a game, you can do almost anything you want in it. This of course, leads to some people doing some things that may or may not be morally objectionable.
The thing is, this is not the fault of the game, it's the fault of the players. You can't hold a medium responsible for content people create in it. Do you hate paintings because people have painted terrible things, or music because people have made violent songs?
For every so called bad thing made in Gmod, you have many more good or interesting things. Check out some of these:
Rube Goldberg Soda Disposer
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l8Oes...eature=related
For the more technically minded, a Gmod engine:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QveD1IXf8y8
Or perhaps something a bit more on the artistic side (although on the geeky side):
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o_Ebg...eature=related

Anyways the point is you can do just about anything you want. Some people may choose to do violent things, but many people don't. You can't blame a medium for the things people do with it.

I hope this makes sense
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Default Re: God hates garrys mod - 04-15-2012, 09:35 AM

Well, now that is interesting. You mean I could make my flat earth geocentric model with it?

It's too bad the place is apparently occupied by chantards and furries.


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Lightbulb Re: God hates garrys mod - 04-15-2012, 09:49 AM

I am a homosexual, brony, atheist, furry loving man. God created me this way so who are you to question the will of God? Not that i believe in God but you do and all this applies to YOU.

I find it rich how you preach the sinning of gmod ( which encourages intellectual development and creativity ) on the acts of a single player of it. This is the same as convicting a whole country on the crime of one man.
I also find it amusing how you seem eager to kill everyone and anything that crosses your path who doesn't believe in the same things that you do. Jesus taught equality and i don't find anything that you say agrees with his teachings.

You complain about teaching kids wrong ideologies well i find these ideologies of yours quite profound; convicting people to hell for something God created them with such as homosexuality and condemning those who do not believe the same things as you.
As for violence it's pretty ironic how you have images such as these as your forum smilies:




yet complain about the vulgar images in garry's mod.

Now that i've wasted my time with you pointless, idiotic people. Go read a proper book such as "http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/On_the_Origin_of_Species" as you always preach to us to read yours, you should read ours!

The best part of this is, for all atheists who read my post, these religious nuts will have spent all their time preaching for what they believe and condemning those who don't agree and in the end, it doesn't matter if God is real or not. Happiness is the only thing that matters, and these people do NOT promote happiness but hurt others. What happened to "Love thy neighbour" guys? oh yeah... you pick and choose things you would like to use out of the bible and put the rest under the title of metaphors.

- Peace (which is what these religious nutcases don't have)

PS. i also apologies for any spelling mistakes and grammar mistakes for i am just a humle, stupid, idiotic, pedophiliac, rapist, god hater, murderer, sinner, atheist homosexual.

PSS. Garry's Mod is one of the few games in the market which actually creates a safe learning environment for many professions such as; film making and programming.
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I am a homosexual, brony, atheist, furry loving man. God created me this way so who are you to question the will of God? Not that i believe in God but you do and all this applies to YOU.

I find it rich how you preach the sinning of gmod ( which encourages intellectual development and creativity ) on the acts of a single player of it. This is the same as convicting a whole country on the crime of one man.
I also find it amusing how you seem eager to kill everyone and anything that crosses your path who doesn't believe in the same things that you do. Jesus taught equality and i don't find anything that you say agrees with his teachings.

You complain about teaching kids wrong ideologies well i find these ideologies of yours quite profound; convicting people to hell for something God created them with such as homosexuality and condemning those who do not believe the same things as you.
As for violence it's pretty ironic how you have images such as these as your forum smilies:




yet complain about the vulgar images in garry's mod.

Now that i've wasted my time with you pointless, idiotic people. Go read a proper book such as "http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/On_the_Origin_of_Species" as you always preach to us to read yours, you should read ours!

The best part of this is, for all atheists who read my post, these religious nuts will have spent all their time preaching for what they believe and condemning those who don't agree and in the end, it doesn't matter if God is real or not. Happiness is the only thing that matters, and these people do NOT promote happiness but hurt others. What happened to "Love thy neighbour" guys? oh yeah... you pick and choose things you would like to use out of the bible and put the rest under the title of metaphors.

- Peace (which is what these religious nutcases don't have)

PS. i also apologies for any spelling mistakes and grammar mistakes for i am just a humle, stupid, idiotic, pedophiliac, rapist, god hater, murderer, sinner, atheist homosexual.

PSS. Garry's Mod is one of the few games in the market which actually creates a safe learning environment for many professions such as; film making and programming.
God did not make you 'that way' becauses he hates queers: Leviticus 20:13

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PS. i also apologies for any spelling mistakes and grammar mistakes for i am just a humle, stupid, idiotic, pedophiliac, rapist, god hater, murderer, sinner, atheist homosexual.
Do you mean apologise, if so thank-you

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God did not make you 'that way' becauses he hates queers: Leviticus 20:13

You choose to be 'that way' because you hate God.

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I choose not what i'm sexually attracted to, you do not make a conscientious decision at birth whether you want to have sex with men or women do you? no. I've known i was gay since i could understand what sexuality meant.
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Default Re: God hates garrys mod - 04-15-2012, 09:59 AM

You can't even imagine how do I punish them after their silly life, which was full of sins. =/
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Lightbulb Re: God hates garrys mod - 04-15-2012, 10:03 AM

As you can see the resent replies enforce my argument, they've chosen to completely ignore the relevant points i made but go for the fact that i prefer to have sex with men over women and the fact that i spelt a word wrong. You ignorant piffles.

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You can't even imagine how do I punish them after their silly life, which was full of sins. =/
Dear demon worshiper,

It will not be Satan doing the torturing and casting people into the fiery furnace. No sir, it will be Jesus.

Matthew 13:41-42 The Son of man shall send forth his angels, and they shall gather out of his kingdom all things that offend, and them which do iniquity;
And shall cast them into a furnace of fire: there shall be wailing and gnashing of teeth.

Satan will not rule in hell! He will be burning along with all the unsaved.

Matthew 25:41 Then shall he say also unto them on the left hand, Depart from me, ye cursed, into everlasting fire, prepared for the devil and his angels:


Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.



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Welcome to Gods favourite forum LuciferfromHell.

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The verse that is inspiring me today is:

Revelation 12:9
And the great dragon was cast out, that old serpent, called the Devil, and Satan, which deceiveth the whole world: he was cast out into the earth, and his angels were cast out with him.

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As you can see the resent replies enforce my argument, they've chosen to completely ignore the relevant points i made but go for the fact that i prefer to have sex with men over women and the fact that i spelt a word wrong. You ignorant piffles.

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Default Re: God hates garrys mod - 04-15-2012, 10:07 AM

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You choose to be 'that way' because you hate God.

I made this picture after seeing this thread. Let's just say God wants to say something to you about this thread.
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Don't you want to be saved from your sodomistic lifestyle? Don't you want to go to heaven with us?
Why do i need to be saved? Will God punish me for something he created me with?

I have never witnessed any proof that heaven is real nor has anyone actually been there so how can you believe that it truly is there? Schrödinger's cat my friend.

Who's to say you were to go to heaven? in my heaven nobody here will be anywhere close to it.
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Dear demon worshiper,

It will not be Satan doing the torturing and casting people into the fiery furnace. No sir, it will be Jesus.

Matthew 13:41-42 The Son of man shall send forth his angels, and they shall gather out of his kingdom all things that offend, and them which do iniquity;
And shall cast them into a furnace of fire: there shall be wailing and gnashing of teeth.

Satan will not rule in hell! He will be burning along with all the unsaved.

Matthew 25:41 Then shall he say also unto them on the left hand, Depart from me, ye cursed, into everlasting fire, prepared for the devil and his angels:
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Why do i need to be saved? Will God punish me for something he created me with?
That is a real mystery which Paul answers in Romans 9. It boils down to Him being God and you're not.
Romans 9:19-21 Thou wilt say then unto me, Why doth he yet find fault? For who hath resisted his will?
20Nay but, O man, who art thou that repliest against God? Shall the thing formed say to him that formed it, Why hast thou made me thus?
21Hath not the potter power over the clay, of the same lump to make one vessel unto honour, and another unto dishonour?


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I have never witnessed any proof that heaven is real nor has anyone actually been there so how can you believe that it truly is there?
You need faith.

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Who's to say you were to go to heaven? in my heaven nobody here will be anywhere close to it.
If you don't change your gay ways, your statement will come closer to the truth than you think.

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Lightbulb Re: God hates garrys mod - 04-15-2012, 10:19 AM

Why can my voice not be heard? Why am i under investigation?

Will these mindless drones ban me for what God created me with? Will they not let me voice my opinion? Will they continue to curse my name when i cannot protect it?
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Default Re: God hates garrys mod - 04-15-2012, 10:19 AM

Dear LuciferfromHell
I don't think you will be going to Heaven - so no, you won't be seeing us in 60 years. We however will be seeing you roast on Satans flaming pole for your blasphemy. Have you ever wondered why Satan does God's bidding by burning sinners?

Isaiah 14:12
How art thou fallen from heaven, O Lucifer, son of the morning! how art thou cut down to the ground


Genesis 7:5
And Noah did according unto all that the LORD commanded him.


John 8:32
And ye shall know the truth, and the truth shall make you free.


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Default Re: God hates garrys mod - 04-15-2012, 10:21 AM

You know what I find funny? You guys are on here insulting other peoples beliefs, but you are hypocrites in more ways than you can imagine. Let's take some examples. You're all on computers with operating systems developed by ATHEISTS (Windows - Bill Gates) (osX - Steve Jobs) (Linux - Linus Torvalds). If this is a shock to you then make your own os, cause god isn't gonna do it for you, pals. Also, some of you may be on Facebook (unless you have some stupid theory on how that is the work of Satan as well. Well Facebook is developed and owned by an ATHEIST. Also, you're all sitting in a room illuminated by lightbulbs, right? Well they were developed by a FREETHINKER (Thomas Edison). And the internet you're on right now was invented by a Unitarian Universalist! (Tim Berners Lee). Seriously, unless you want to reinvent the internet, go preach elsewhere.
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