I don't want to beat a
dead horse, but the Lord has put it upon me to take another stab at undoing the foul artifices of beelzebub and leaving monuments to His Glory in their stead.
Flock Together (sung to the tune of "Come Together" by the Beatles)
Here come old Jesus
He come strutting up boldly
He got blue, blue eyeballs
He one holy roller
Let's all get down upon upon our knees
Its good to be The Savior™,
He can do what He please
Beware, He de-vine
He God and He made all
He got healing finger
He spray hemogloba
He say I'll love you, if you love me
One thing I can tell you is
GET DOWN ON YOUR KNEES!!!
Flock together, right now!
Under Me!
We bad, bad children
We just gum on God's boot
He say no, no sinner
He one stern whip cracker
He got sandals down below His knees
Won't you kiss His robe-hem
And he'll cure your disease
Flock together, right now!
Under Me
He Lord of Hoster
He give plenty warning
He the Living Water
He one fig tree wilter
He say Father Son and Ghost is three
Got to be so faithful
'Cause they're so hard to see
Flock together, right now!
Under Me!
Flock together, yeah
Flock together, yeah
Etc., etc.
Of course, this song should only be performed by a True Christian™ boyband, sans demonic bowl-cuts. PM me privately to schedule an audition.