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Re: Good, Clean Christian Jokes -
08-15-2014, 10:22 AM
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May I ask why the Muslim Hitler is in heaven at all? Pathetic joke.
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I didn't write it. I just posted it.
Where's your brilliant comedic alternative?
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10-12-2014, 11:12 AM
Hello Landover Baptist Church.
Q: What do you call people who immigrate to Sweden.
A: Artificial Swedeners.
Thank you.
Rusty
Psalms 116:6 The LORD preserveth the simple: I was brought low, and he helped me.
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Re: Good, Clean Christian Jokes -
10-12-2014, 12:37 PM
Brother Rusty, while that's funny, I would call them Retards. Who would want to live in Godless Sweden?
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10-13-2014, 03:10 PM
What do you say to a Negro in Uniform?
Big Mac and fries please
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10-14-2014, 03:59 AM
President Obama went to the bank to cash a check but he didn't have his ID on him. So the teller says "You've got to prove who you are."
He asked, "How should I do that?" She told him, "The other day Phil Mickelson came in, he didn't have his ID but he set up a little cup on the ground, took a golf ball, putted it right into that cup so they knew it was Phil Mickelson. They cashed his check."
"Then Andre Agassi came in," she continued, "And Andre Agassi didn't have his ID either. He put a little target on the wall, took a tennis ball and racquet — hit it onto that target. We knew that was Andre Agassi so we cashed his check."
She asked, "Is there anything you can do to prove who you are?"
Obama replied, "I don't have a clue."
And she said, "Well, Mr. President, do you want your money in small bills or large bills?"
Leviticus 26:15-16
And if ye shall despise my statutes, or if your soul abhor my judgments, so that ye will not do all my commandments, but that ye break my covenant: I also will do this unto you; I will even appoint over you terror, consumption, and the burning ague, that shall consume the eyes, and cause sorrow of heart: and ye shall sow your seed in vain, for your enemies shall eat it.
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10-17-2014, 04:13 PM
What do you say to a negroe in a three piece suit?
"Will the defendent please rise".
Whats black and brown and looks good on a negroe?
A doberman pincher.
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10-17-2014, 05:12 PM
Q: Why do Jewish men get circumcised.
A: Because Jewish women will not touch anything that is not at least 20% off.
Thank you.
Rusty
Psalms 116:6 The LORD preserveth the simple: I was brought low, and he helped me.
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10-17-2014, 05:20 PM
P.S. I am sorry for using potty language there was no way around it.
Psalms 116:6 The LORD preserveth the simple: I was brought low, and he helped me.
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10-18-2014, 02:10 AM
Q: Why aren't there any runners from Detroit in the Olympics?
A: Because the Detroit police shoots at and kills every black man running.
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Re: Good, Clean Christian Jokes -
10-22-2014, 09:13 PM
hese guys are doing it very right…
May you be a blessing to every life you touch.
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11-02-2014, 12:15 PM
Hello Landover Baptist Church.
Q: What is the only good thing about Catholic priests.
A: They drive slow when they are in school zones.
Thank you.
Rusty
Psalms 116:6 The LORD preserveth the simple: I was brought low, and he helped me.
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11-02-2014, 01:40 PM
A single black woman gives birth to five black children (not at the same time). All of whom are named Tyrone. How does she tell them apart?
Their last names.
What did the Jewish pedophile say?:
"Would you like to buy some candy?"
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12-05-2014, 01:57 PM
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Re: Good, Clean Christian Jokes -
12-08-2014, 09:37 PM
Two priests are out driving one day when they get pulled over by a police officer. The cop approaches the priest’s vehicle and says to the driver “Sorry to pull you over fathers, but we’re looking for a couple of child molesters”
The two priests look at each other for a few moments and have a few quiet words to each other. The driver turns back to the cop and says;
“Alright officer, we’ll do it”
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Re: Good, Clean Christian Jokes -
12-15-2014, 04:16 AM
A Negro and a Spic are in a car. Who is driving?
Answer: A Policeman
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Deuteronomy 4:2 Ye shall not add unto the word which I command you, neither shall ye diminish ought from it, that ye may keep the commandments of the LORD your God which I command you.
***There are 613 commandments given in the Old Testament***
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Re: Good, Clean Christian Jokes -
12-16-2014, 12:20 AM
Not really funny, just saying. Haha ha . . . ha . . . not really no.
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Re: Good, Clean Christian Jokes -
12-16-2014, 12:32 AM
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Originally Posted by whovianforlife
Not really funny, just saying. Haha ha . . . ha . . . not really no.
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Re: Good, Clean Christian Jokes -
12-16-2014, 01:42 AM
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Originally Posted by whovianforlife
Not really funny, just saying. Haha ha . . . ha . . . not really no.
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Hello there. If you don't find these jokes funny, then why are you laughing?
Or maybe "haha" means something else in your culture?
John 14:6 Jesus saith unto him, I am the way, the truth, and the life: no man cometh unto the Father, but by me.
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Re: Good, Clean Christian Jokes -
12-27-2014, 05:40 AM
Hello Landover Baptist Church.
Q: Why was the husband not worried when his wife ran off with a man from India.
A: He knew she would be OK because they worship cows.
Thank you.
Rusty
Psalms 116:6 The LORD preserveth the simple: I was brought low, and he helped me.
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Re: Good, Clean Christian Jokes -
01-01-2015, 04:48 AM
Hello Landover Baptist Church.
Q: Why are there no knock knock jokes about freedom.
A: Because freedom rings.
Thank you.
Rusty
Psalms 116:6 The LORD preserveth the simple: I was brought low, and he helped me.
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