God Cures A Cripple: Scientists Freak Out And Create Bizarre Explanations

Mary Etheldreda

And when he had called unto [him] his twelve disciples, he gave them power [against] unclean spirits,
to cast them out, and to heal all manner of sickness and all manner of disease.
Matthew 10:1

It's true! A man who was once crippled from a knife fight was miraculously healed recently! He couldn't move or feel his legs, and now he's walking like an old man with a walker, all by himself! Praise Jesus!

BBC reports, but predictably passes along the bizarre stories scientists fabricated to explain away the miracle. They say they took cells from his nose and pushed them into his spinal cord. Okay, first, Ew. Any doctor who wants to scrape a man's boogers because he doesn't know what else to do is a quack and a fraud. Second, that doesn't even make sense, so who cares? All that does is show the world how desperate you scientists are to come up with something, anything, to deny God's Mercy.

But the fact is, he can walk because God cured him! God is so good! He cured a crippled just to prove to the world of His Mercy and Forgiveness! As you read about this incredible miracle, don't worry about the confusing scientific jargon. It doesn't make sense because it's impossible. We know from where all healing comes (Matthew 4:23; Jeremiah 30:17; James 5:14-15).

Now, to be honest, I'm not sure who the True Christian™ is in this miraculous event. I can't imagine it's the Polack because he's probably Catholic. The scientist is, I don't know, Hindu Indian or something, but it doesn't really matter. The point is, the LORD heard the prayers of someone, and answered them!

And the LORD said, Yes! Yes, you will walk again!

Praise Jesus!

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