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Trump Investing in K-Mart - 01-11-2017, 11:33 AM

As you may know, Sears Holdings is closing hundreds of Sears and K-Mart locations across the country. I believe this is a great time to invest in this retail venture, since Donald Trump is not going to allow those jobs to be lost. My belief is that so many libtards will be doubtful of our president that they won't consider the great opportunities present in Sears, Macy's (also closing stores), K-Mart, and fashion giant Dollar General Stores.


I can't help but think stocks in these firms will skyrocket once Donald says "So help me God."


Men - and intelligent women (ROFL) - what do you think?


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Default Re: Investing in K-Mart - 01-11-2017, 01:31 PM

I assume this "after tithes" cash you have. Personally I'm putting all that I have towards Pastor Zeke's airbus. Surely spreading God's word, and getting more Souls saved for Christ is more important than a million or two dollars personal gain through opportunistic speculation. It's also possible that you will make your timing poorly and lose. Zeke will not be happy if he has to scale back on the plans for the internal refurbishment of the Landover airbus because of your rash investment.


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Cool Re: Investing in K-Mart - 01-11-2017, 01:45 PM

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I assume this "after tithes" cash you have. Personally I'm putting all that I have towards Pastor Zeke's airbus. Surely spreading God's word, and getting more Souls saved for Christ is more important than a million or two dollars personal gain through opportunistic speculation. It's also possible that you will make your timing poorly and lose. Zeke will not be happy if he has to scale back on the plans for the internal refurbishment of the Landover airbus because of your rash investment.


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When my findings about the so-called airplane fund are published, I think you may decide K-Mart's not such a bad idea after all, Mr. Ander. The judge is ruling on making the books public record since the church is a 501c entity. Watch this space (or the Des Moines Register).


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