Xenthia,
Is your father selling you to anyone at this time?
I don't think I mentioned that I am a former papist. My experience as a young, healthy, handsome altar boy is that not ALL catholic men are molesters. Some of them are decent people, albeit misguided by the faith. In fact, many of us used to stay close to the decent ones so the others wouldn't have a chance to "accidentally" show us their sinful parts and do other unspeakable acts.
What pies are you schooled at baking? Have you received compliments for them? Do you speak with a brogue? Are you ginger?
I have a large trust fund.
BrotherLarry