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Default Re: Breast Size Worldwide or "Why All Hamite Women are Lesbians" - 07-12-2016, 02:13 AM

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Originally Posted by Jim Farmer View Post
Neverthless I wish that woman with the large mammaries was my wife, instead of the flat-chested thing that I have.
My future Christian Soldiers and my husband are well-served by my large life-sustaining breasts. When we have sexual congress he loudly praises them to the Joo God.

I do pray for your wife, Mr. Farmer, as it does appear that she is not fulfilling her obligations by pleasing you How will you save her from eternal damnation?


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As a loving hind and a graceful doe, Let her breasts satisfy you at all times; Be exhilarated always with her love. Proverbs 5:19
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