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Originally Posted by Jim Farmer
Neverthless I wish that woman with the large mammaries was my wife, instead of the flat-chested thing that I have.
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My future Christian Soldiers and my husband are well-served by my large life-sustaining breasts. When we have sexual congress he loudly praises them to the Joo God.
I do pray for your wife, Mr. Farmer, as it does appear that she is not fulfilling her obligations by pleasing you
How will you save her from eternal damnation?
Devoted Second Wife to Dr. Ian Malcolm
Devoted Sister Wife to Laura Malcolm
As a loving hind and a graceful doe, Let her breasts satisfy you at all times; Be exhilarated always with her love. Proverbs 5:19